Why I want to fuck Angelina Jolie (3775 hits)
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Submitted by Lawryde (View user info) at 2004-04-07 10:16:15 EDT
Angelina Jolie is number one on my list of anyone on the planet I would give my LIFE to fuck. That's right, if I could have a 24 hour sex romp with Angelina Jolie, I would be able to end my life as a happy person. Here are a few reasons I want to desperatly fuck Angelina.
1. She has an amazing body. Did you see her in Tomb Raider and at the Oscar's this year? Holy shit! I had to pause Tomb Raider about 50 times to rub one out. Her Oscar dress this year had a sheer top exposing her awesome tits. When she presented they had to show her from just below the neck up so all of America wouldn't see her nips.
2. Look at her lips for gods sake. If anyone else on the planet has better dick sucking lips, or DSL's as I like to call them, please tell. Angelina Jolie's lips are so lushious and full that they would have to feel amazing running the length of your shaft. Those lips are also on a beautiful face.
3. She got rid of her Billy Bob tattoo. So I'm kind of torn on the whole Billy Bob thing, but any chick you've fucked or are currently fucking has fucked some other dude who is nasty and grose... you're not discovering anything. Her dating Billy Bob did show us one thing though. She's a sex freak. Whenever she and Billy Bob were out in public they were almost dry humping each other. If she's willing to grope and suck face with Billy Bob Thorton, she's probably willing to do just about anything in the bedroom. Name your poison, odd positions, oral(see 2), anal, role playing, 3-ways, midgets, trapeze, cotton candy... woops got on the circus track there.
4. She has a social concience. She helps out people from third world countires and that's more than you can say about most people from Hollywood with money. She doesn't just give money either, she goes to these places and helps out. That's pretty fucking sexy.
Those are the main reasons I really want to fuck Angelina Jolie. I ask all U Ubers, who is on the top of your "God, I want to fuck that person" list.
User Reviews
Submitted by DetroitCity (user info) at 2004-07-08 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to fuck Martha Stuart... is that wrong
Submitted by JMcBride (user info) at 2004-07-08 17:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Robot9698 is gay
Submitted by Robot9698 (user info) at 2004-07-08 15:13:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by B2D (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:41:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jennifer Garner.
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:37:03 EDT (#)
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In a sea of beautiful hollywood faces, angelina jolie doesn't strike me as all that special.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Her lips are fuckin' gross.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-04-28 00:06:54 EDT (#)
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Adriana Lima.
Oh my god, Victoria's Secret is the new Hustler, mainly because she's in it.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ali Landry. oh my, what a godess.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-08 05:43:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this was not good
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-08 05:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who doesnt want to do Angelina?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-08 04:43:21 EDT (#)
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She is NOT Walkens daughter YELLOW-MAN. She is John Voight (sp) daughter. She also publicly admitted to not having sex with anyone for over the past year.
I agree with Fetish, I'd give it to Kidman also. Personally, my future wife is going to be Jennifer Connelly. We're going to make babies.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 23:22:56 EDT (#)
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I'd rather do Nicole Kidman myself...
Submitted by Dave_Chappelle (user info) at 2004-04-07 23:15:00 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-07 23:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I would personally want to do Nicole Kidman. I mean sure she's kinda old, but who cares? She's hot! And she's a fucking great actress. All of her movies are masterpieces.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:44:14 EDT (#)
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Eliza Dushku
Alyssa Milano
Natasha Henstridge
I would easily give my right nut to be with any of those. EASILY.
-BongZilla
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know she is also Christopher Walkins daughter thats if you didn't know. So just think about that if you wanted to have kids with her, they might turn out in a creepy cool kinda way.
Submitted by PunkKid420 (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
wait nevermind she was in foxfire, which is one badass movie
Submitted by PunkKid420 (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:19:53 EDT (#)
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I dont like any angelina jolie movies besides girl interrupted but she is really pretty
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-07 22:03:52 EDT (#)
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I don't think she's all that in the face. She's got some bomb titties, and lips made for blowjobs, but as far as the grill goes, there's alot of other girls with faces a whole lot prettier.
Submitted by Supremebeing (user info) at 2004-04-07 21:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHO CARES???
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-07 17:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Besides the fact that shes a raging psycho who likes to use knives in bed (im not kidding on this), Jolie is fucking hot as hell.
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-07 16:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I already fucked her. So fuck you.
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-04-07 16:10:25 EDT (#)
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Fucking Jenna Jameson would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-07 15:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sophie Marceau
Monica Bellucci
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Jenna Jameson
Ashlyn Gere
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-07 13:52:01 EDT (#)
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Sir, you don't need to list the reasons for wanting to bang Angelina Jolie.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-07 13:44:08 EDT (#)
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I'd definitely take a shit on her chest.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2004-04-07 13:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, she's hot. I'd let her eat me.
What?
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-07 12:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bleh, social conscience. Only +1.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:31:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:18:36 EDT (#)
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I agree +2 if you had a picture. :)
take your pick/pic: http://images.google.com/images?q=angelina+jolie&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for sharing.
Submitted by JMcBride (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angelina is so hot
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice Blitzkreig Bob. That chubby dixie chick would be a good fuck too. Martha is all yours though
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:50:37 EDT (#)
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Martha Stewart
..or that chubby little Dixie Chick
Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:42:44 EDT (#)
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If I were a guy, which I'm not, I would totally do her. I don't have lesbian tendencies, but hey, she's frigging hot as hell. I personally would do Hugh Jackman (sp?). I think he's hot.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:41:31 EDT (#)
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What? No picture?
You would have got a +2 if there'd been a picture...
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I totally agree. You have seen Original Sin right?
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:38:29 EDT (#)
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I'd say Jessica Alba has better DSL.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:30:08 EDT (#)
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After sex she'll suck you dry like a vampire and wear your blood in a vile and use that as a day pass so she can get out in the sun.
Submitted by Hader (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:27:22 EDT (#)
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But on my list:
Lead singer of the Vines (don't know his name)
elizabeth hurley/angelina jolie (if i were lesbian)
Johnny Depp
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Hader, My wife want's on Angelina too.
Submitted by Hader (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:24:53 EDT (#)
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Ya know what? I'm straight, but I too, would die a happy woman to get it on with Ms. Jolie. Daaaaaaaaamn she fine! My boyfriend and I watched Tomb Raider together, and I think I paused it more times than he did.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:21:16 EDT (#)
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Yes, she most definately has DSL. And there was a nice shot of her rack in Taking Lives. Mmmmmmmm