Ode to Uber (356 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -0.6 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Envenom (View user info) at 2004-04-07 10:19:48 EDT
Uber Uber
Chained to computer
Still trying to decipher
Which one is the user
Each day I spend hours
The hours become days
'Til my mind becomes mush
My eyes locked in a gaze
Eyes are so tired but I can't look away
Irritated and bloodshot like I'd sparked up and blazed
Siphoning life through a telephone cable
Ergonomics can't help it's sure to leave me disabled
From the highs of the world that's been brought to my home
To the lows of that pesky carpal tunnel syndrome
Oh the wondrous things you have shown
Hand over fist
Together we've grown
Who would have thought what would start with a chip
Would bring glorious porn to my finger tips
All of my wants and my deepest desires
Your mpegs and jpegs have left me inspired
In a perplexing paradox for the whole world to see
Is it I who controls you
Or you who controls me
Uber Uber
Chained to computer
Still trying to decipher
Which one is the user
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 16:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking awfull.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What they said.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:01:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Honestly, this wasn't so bad.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought it was worth reading.
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-07 10:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your time would have been better spent jerking off.