Kid on a bus (605 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.36 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fleadh <fleadh1.at.eircom.net> (View user info) at 2004-04-07 11:46:19 EDT
A lady friend of mine was over at my place last night and we were all chilling, smoking and watching a flick.
Now, normally, peopele say funny stuff when a little stoned and no ones interested in retelling of stories that were funny when bombed. This story however is embedded in my brain and still makes me retch.
So Edel (my friend) is sitting on the tob deck of the bus travelling home from work. Sitting on the isle seat near the front is a coloured lady with her kid on her lap. The kid obviously has a bit of a cold or something and is sniffling like crazy. The woman starts looking for a tissue or a napkin or whatever. Since shes kinda visible where she is sitting and people are bored she now has the attention of most people on the bus as she searches through her innumerous bags and pockets for said wiping device. The kids gotta clear its sinuses and in front of the entire top deck of the bus she makes a hasty decision and rather then let the kid snot all over the place she places her mouth over his nose.
mmm tasty or what?
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Submitted by fat j <fnmchessman.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-04-13 12:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did you write, and i quote,"you are an embarrassment to stoners everywhere?"
my circle and i are gonna hunt you down and kick your ass C-bitch.
we are gonna bust some jay and silent bob moves on you sorry kiester.
B I ITCHES!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-09 15:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mmm... Boogers
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-07 14:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me cringe and remember how salty boogers taste....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 14:13:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to add to last comment:
After the chick blows her nose in my mouth, I usually use my tongue to clean out her nostrils.
Submitted by Jays567 at 2004-04-07 14:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I have to learn to fight the urges to read disgusting shit like this.
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-04-07 12:33:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea if its bullshit or not, as I said it was one of those storys that gets told when smokin' and chillin'. Regardless of its truth its still makes me retch everytime I hear it and Ive got a pretty good costitution.
C
Submitted by cwl989 (user info) at 2004-04-07 12:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I almost don't believe it.
Nasty.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-07 12:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mmmm. Slimy yet satisfying.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I usually do that whenever a random chick blows her nose.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok, that is just plain nasty. -1 because I'm about to eat lunch...or was
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ug...
what, no pic? :)
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:50:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That sounds like bullshit but its still sickening so +1
Submitted by Flak (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-07 11:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's fucking sick.