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Rating: -0.66 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-07 23:52:36 EDT


There is two things that i like about pizza, its warm, and it has a lot of juice. Everything thats good in life is warm and has a lot of juice. like take my penis for example. its large, curved and has little green spots that ooze white puss. i have 1 testical, but every time i ejaculate, its around 3 oz in volume. but thats not the whole purpose of life. when you get older, your going to have to become sexualy secure with one human being. if you are still unsure about your sexual orientation, hermaphrodite is always a win-win situation. but lets say you get a divorse, and your tired of sex with human beings. its always good to change species, ooooo id say around every 4 months. sex with monitor cant do all walks in town, but cradles win hockey meltdowns.

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Submitted by davidarnaud (user info) at 2004-04-24 02:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-08 00:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i guess the title naked old men doesnt attract that much attention

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-08 00:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ill try

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-08 00:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No NO penis...just vagina. Vaginas are warm and have a lot of juice. Female bums are tasty, warm, and have a lot of warm residue inside. Stick to girls :)

Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-08 00:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yo not feeling to inovative tonight, catch me tomorow night for another sergio episode

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-07 23:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your use of the english language is atrocious.


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