How to rob a bank with style. (3593 hits)
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Submitted by <onedopedog.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-08 21:20:49 EDT
First of all I must give credit where credit is due. The post "How to rob a bank and get away with it" (seen here http://www.ubersite.com/m/20025) inspired me to write this, telling everyone how to plausibly rob a bank and get away with it.
My brilliant bank/casino robbing plan is very simple and requires only a few things, you will need a giant tube big enough for a truck fit and a tiny amount of technical skill. But that is all, I promise.
Part one: Physical fitness/Steriods. In all actuality this is completely irrelevant to my plan but I feel cooler with a part one. Use steroids.
Part two: The heist. Using duck tape and elmers glue attach the metal tube mentioned previously to the front a big truck. Then get in the truck and drive it through the wall of a bank vault. Before the police arrive load up the millions of dollars in cash from the bank vault by yourself into the truck, your almost home free now.
Part three: Getting the loot. Jump in the truck and speed off to your secret lair, at this point the police will probably be on your tail and they will have helicopters so you must drive really quickly, also try and deter them by threatening them with your heart bombs / rockets. Then when you reach your secret lair slam on the brakes, this will cause that big metal tube on the front of your truck to go flying off and into your secret lair where it will land on your cleverly hidden remote controlled NUCLEAR BOMB!!!!!!
Part four: The escape/death faking. Now quickly back up your money filled truck into the recently ejected tunnel and once your completely inside and the police have you surrounded detonate the nuclear bomb with your remote control. The truck will be fired from the big tube like a bullet from a really powerful gun, and you, the truck, and your ill gotten money will go soaring off into the air, later you will safely land in a non-extradition country like Cuba and spend the rest of your life smoking cigars and getting laid by cuban prostitutes.
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Submitted by alexer (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:52:33 EDT (#)
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just do a seearch on how to 'build a nuclear bomb'. Its simple, easy*, and you can detonate whenever u want!!!!!!!
Submitted by kyle <123.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-09-15 18:42:03 EDT (#)
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You have to be the dumbest piece of shit since clinton. WAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TheMan <cgfhjfxhj.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-09-07 22:24:23 EDT (#)
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/e THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING EVER ............................. WHO KEEPS NUKES AT THERE HOUSE UNLESS YOUR OSAMA BIN LADENS SON
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-04-09 14:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is a pretty good idea for me, as I have nuclear weapons, and giant metal tubes lying around my house. Thankfully I can now put them to good use.
Where am I going to get the money for the truck though?
Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-04-09 08:48:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2004-04-09 08:32:47 EDT (#)
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I always thought that in order to have style you only needed to wear flares and/or have an afro.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-09 01:02:19 EDT (#)
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huray a 0 rating with no comment
also bleedingsky try reading the article i linked to
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:47:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-04-09 00:19:05 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to give this a negative two, but then it made me think of that movie, Heat, which is the most bad ass movie of all time. I think I will go rent that, now.
Submitted by KoolMangGivesMeWood <ilove.at.acanadian.com> at 2004-04-08 22:12:42 EDT (#)
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very fuckin' cool!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-08 22:04:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by IronChef (user info) at 2004-04-08 21:59:50 EDT (#)
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Excellent.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-08 21:49:27 EDT (#)
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+2 for cuban prostitutes.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-08 21:25:28 EDT (#)
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Heh. Good job. That guy was a douche.