Big Talk Little Walk (638 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: -1.6 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-09 03:25:27 EDT
what is the meaning of life? quite simply the mening of life is to accumulate as many different drugs as you possibly can, and then doo them all at once, here is the primary list of the different drugs you need to collect:
marijuana
ecstasy
cocain
heroine
crank/crystal meth
shrooms/acid
pack of camels
jim beam
first you want to smoke the weed and drink the liquor to take the edge off of the mission you are about to undertake. then do the ex,shrooms/acid and wait. when they kick in hurry up and smoke the crank, snort the coke, and shoot up the heroine. when you feel your heart start to skip beats, and the whole room starts to melt, then you know its working. you will probably start to panic, because of the knowledge that you are about to die very soon, so to relive the stress open your pack of camels and smoke all your troubles away. when leave this world into heaven and you see your grand ma in the garden of eden, completely naked, and jesus playing with little children in the lake of paradice, naked also, then you should remember me, surge, and make sure you drop a line for me to my old pall god. remember, adolf hitler did it, and you can too.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 16:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
choke on the nearest available phallic object like the cocksucker you are
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-04-09 16:54:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-09 10:02:23 EDT (#)
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Well I did click on your user info again and can only come to the conclusion that you have once again proved your willingness
To Suck Big Dick
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-04-09 07:25:29 EDT (#)
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Wut?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-09 04:24:52 EDT (#)
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How about...
What?
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 04:03:29 EDT (#)
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someone give me a damn rating
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 03:49:05 EDT (#)
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just click on my read user info for more crazy mac daddy stuff
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 03:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this may be my best work yet, it rivals my classic: "Moutain Lions" http://www.ubersite.com/m/23911