My ex-girlfrined is a telentless, unapreciating whore!!! (1765 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.81 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SammySam <LWSamways.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-09 17:43:10 EDT
Yep, so I was going through some old stuff that I had sent on E-mail once and I stumbled upon this little jem. I dunno I just though I would post it here because it is stupid and silly and I get the feeling that a good percentage of you are also stupid and silly. It was a stupid/silly peom that I stupidly/sillyly sent my girlfriend. Well needless to say she is my ex-girlfriend now, but who cares? she was a fucking bitch anyways.
you are special, you are great,
you make me want to masturbate
you are hot, and you are fine,
I sure am glad that you are mine.
Your my bitch, you are PHAT,
I'd say that if I were black.
If I were black I'd have cornrows,
if I were black I'd have many ho's.
But I'm not, so I got you,
and for now I guess you'll do.
What am I saying? have I gone crazy?
I could get other girls but I'm to lazy.
ha ha tricked you! You fulfill my desires,
I miss you so bad when I'm gone on big fires.
I wish so much to be close to you,
hold you in my arms, and do the things we do.
So write me back when you get my letter,
and write something nice! GOD DAMMIT YOU BETTER!!!
p.s. I'm well aware of the no poems rule, but this doeswn't qualify cause it's not a real poem.
User Reviews
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is great.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-16 03:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You deserve a better girlfriend.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-14 10:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't deserve a girlfrined!
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-04-14 10:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
To balance my original rating, because you accepted criticism well.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-14 10:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for writing something so stupid I had to come back and read it a 2nd time just to make sure it was real
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Again...
I promised...
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- 2 because this sucks.....
However,
+2 because it is funny..... (kind of).
Okay, FUCK IT... I LOVE DUMB POems..
AND...... I can't be mean to kids!
+2 for you!
Oh, yeah....+2 because no one can be this dumb and I am calling your UBER bluff...
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-09 21:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
loved the poem!
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-09 21:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse me make that 3 words
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-09 21:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for making me laugh -2 for mispelling a word in the title and typing sloppily throughout
Submitted by arniahah (user info) at 2004-04-09 20:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i've seen worst but you don't explain why she's talentless
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and yes luckystar I am.
(and available now too!!! Lucky you!)
Submitted by CunningVision (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Apart from the frustrating title, this made me laugh. Actually, the title made me laugh, too.
Submitted by SammySam (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:51:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
okay
"girlfriend"
"talentless"
"unappreciating"
see, kids, spelling CAN be fun. At least you got "whore" right.
Holy crap! I did murder those words.
Thanks for pointing that out.
Either it's time for a keyboard that works or even better one that is made for people with fat fingers.
Although my fingers aren't fat, I do lack in the coordination field.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wrote something similiar about your mom.
Submitted by triliad (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sadly, I am also lacking in telent.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
am I normal to hate this ?
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-09 18:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I fucked your girlfriend...in the pooper.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i liked it
are you a fireman
Submitted by GreaterThanBest (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The best damn poem i have ever read
Submitted by volklcess (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
okay
"girlfriend"
"talentless"
"unappreciating"
see, kids, spelling CAN be fun. At least you got "whore" right.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poetry I actually like!
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a king of the written verse.....
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-09 17:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your my bitch, you are PHAT,
I'd say that if I were black.
If I were black I'd have cornrows,
if I were black I'd have many ho's.
+1 for that.. that is hilarious. stereotypically shitty, but golden verse man.