The truth about uber users (661 hits)
Category: Computers & InternetRating: -1.72 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Surge <MacDaddySurge.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-09 23:22:33 EDT
my guess is there is around 6000 registered users on this site? well ok, i have many posts on this site and the most popular one seems to be one of the most perverted. i posted it around when i first joined and its still getting hits and reviews. its one of my favorits, its called, "sucking your own penis" http://www.ubersite.com/m/23763 . well, lets assume that when somone reads the title then clicks on the hyperlink, and reads the article and finds out that it actualy contains no information about techniques for oraly pleasuring ones self, this person never clicks on it again, primarily because it didnt have any content on the subject. that means that around 4000 DIFFERENT users were interested in the subject. now what does this say? that around 4000 (by my guess around two-thirds) of the users on this site, are interested in pleasuring themselves by oraly stimulating there own genitalia.
well this is no surprise, since an anoynomus survey taken shows that 60% of all men would give themselves a blow-job if it were physicly possible for them to do so. but my study on this site shows that around 66% of uber users, are at least thinking about it. and just for your information i know of only 2 females on this site (loki, sakuraosx). so my conclusion is that a person that uses uber is generaly more sick and perverted than the general populus of the united states. which brings me to my next point.
nearly all of my posts are sick and perverted. but in contrast, most of them have recieved negative ratings. of course i dont give a shit and will continue posting, but just for shits and giggles, im going to inform the uber comunity of its true nature. that all of you are just trying to be as cool as you can and most of you assholes are trying to appear to be conforming to the "Satus Quo". maybe because you have no other life than uber? maybe your peers dont like you and so you go online to get acclaim from others? in any event, i dont like 66% of you. and thats a fact. fuck you and good night,
yours truly
MAC DADDY SURGE
User Reviews
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
... are you retarded?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, terrific!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 06:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 00:25:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like Ashlee at all but yet I completly agree with her.
That says a lot about the suckiness of this
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Took the words right out of my mouth.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 00:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like Ashlee at all but yet I completly agree with her.
That says a lot about the suckiness of this
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Could this have sucked any harder? No pun intended.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
actually, we broke the 7000 mark a while ago.
i hope we never get to 8000.
no, you were right the first time. it's "kisser".
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey ill admit, im a perverted fag, and whenever i come across a perverted post i give it a well earned +2
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Youre the 1st one to figure this out?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kettle, you're black.
Signed,
Pot
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no strong feelings one way or the other for this post
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah because im the kisser of all... oh wait a sec... KICKER oh i get it, oops...
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for you gave yourself a +2.
Douchebag.
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh dear is right
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
oh dear
Submitted by The_Original_Mac_Daddy_Surge (user info) at 2004-04-09 23:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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