Horny Bisexual Friends Are So Ghey! (903 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Spencer <the_amazing_rand0.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-10 00:37:59 EDT
I was hanging out at my friend Gary's house playing Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles and a few games of Magic: the Gathering when we decided to get on his shitty laptop and say hello to our friends.
So we start talking to my always horny and bisexual friend named Julie. She bothered me for no less than 8 hours telling me to kiss Gary.
It went something like this...
Julie: Mikeeee, kiss Gary! It'd be so hot!
Mike: NO I'M NOT GAY
Gary: You don't have to be gay!
Mike: Yes you do! I'm not gay!!!!!
Julie: I'll pay you 100 dollars to kiss Gary!
Mike: I'm not that hard up for cash and I'M NOT GAY!
Repeat that for 6 hours. Anyways, so I never did kiss Gary but he did walk out of the bathroom with his cock hanging out.
Why must the ghey menz love me?
User Reviews
Submitted by mumbo_jumbo (user info) at 2004-04-22 18:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wot?!
Submitted by Julie at 2004-04-19 01:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aww come on Mike..Just kiss him once ;_; Don't be such a damn homophobe. It's not gay if a guy kisses another guy!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh?
Submitted by daveytaylor (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In reality it wouldn't surprise me if you would suck cock for nothing more than air miles.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-04-10 08:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are, without a doubt, the worst poster on this site. How can someone be so clueless?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-10 07:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I was hanging out at my friend Gary's house playing Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles and a few games of Magic: the Gathering when we decided to get on his shitty laptop and say hello to our friends."
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 03:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
blah
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-10 03:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd kiss shadowdragon for 100 dollars.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-10 02:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
o where to start. ill just pull out the main bits.
"Magic: the Gathering"
"horny and bisexual friend named Julie"
you let someone bother you for 8 hours telling
later on you switch it to 6 hours.
"walk out of the bathroom with his cock hanging out."
"ghey menz love me"
there YOUR friends mother fucker. YOU love THEM. and I hate YOU.
-2 for absolutely everything
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-10 02:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a poor college student, 100 bucks would definitely raise my account balance significantly, and raise my chances of being financially-independent when I go to college, so yeah I would kiss a guy if the money was right. No wait...I wouldn't...shuddering thought. A single kiss can turn you gay, it's like smoking, if you enjoy it, you'll do it more, and that's EXACTLY how guys turn gay. -2 for not kicking your friend's ass for walking with his cock out.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-10 00:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen, I would kiss a guy for 100 bucks. Well, probably not, but you're still homophobic.
Submitted by drazen petrovich <drazenp.at.blazers.com> at 2004-04-10 00:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhm, 100 bucks is 100 bucks, you ugly homophobe.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-10 00:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fag!