Easter Eggs (670 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 0.33 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by legallady (View user info) at 2004-04-10 09:40:44 EDT
I went to a Pleasure Party a month or so ago. A woman brings her wares
to the hostess' home and 20 or 30 other women show up. Like a Tupperware or MaryKay party. But this one has sex toys. The pleasure woman passes around all her vibrators...allowing your to feel the action and play with them. She sends around the joy jell so before you buy, you can taste it. All the fun of a XXX store but with hands on...so you don't waste $20 dollars on an ass plug that doesn't have the right texture.
Well, the pleasure woman had these little eggs...vibrating eggs. That come with little pastel covers. The covers are plastic with tickles and bumps ...in purple, pink, yellow and green...and this egg is a wonderful thing. All the women in your life would appreciate the "magnum" egg and its coat of many colors in her Easter basket. And it can be used in a cock ring too...so there is something for everyone's Easter joy.
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-03 00:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All the fun of a XXX store but with hands on...so you don't waste $20 dollars on an ass plug that doesn't have the right texture.
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Very, very funny
Submitted by FireEagle (user info) at 2004-04-18 17:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You`re a fucking lesbian or what? Why wouldn`t you use your prick, dumb?
Or were you afraid you couldn't take em' all and just suggested them to play?
JAG-OFF!
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-14 17:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are spreading some perverted easter joy.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-12 11:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, i'm trying SO FUCKING HARD to find an adult toy a.k.a. "novelty" store around where I live... i guess we'll have to settle for the net.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What does this have to do with science? Just a bunch of ho's and toys.
Submitted by Inigo_Montoya (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminds me, i gotta go and get my special pastel Easter dildo. On the side "Jesus Lives!" is written.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhaaha i'm drunk and you suck cock bitch ass fucker
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wrong category.