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Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.05 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Someone Pretending To Be polyamorousaj <ajcassidy221.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-10 10:43:36 EDT


See Spike run. That's right, Madden 2004. Then we have the normal parking spots, which will stay yellow or white. Jonukah is scary. He may be a mellowed-out, groovy stoner, but I'm scared to look at him. I like AOL. But I'll bet the farm and you can bet your ass that it won't smell like rotten foodstuffs or fermented water. There's no way in hell I'm giving up porn. Why is everybody in Wal-Mart so fucking snooty? I was a bit concerned about them using a Ouija board as I think they are dangerous occult items. It was only a minute later that my arm felt warm and later it felt sore. Did I mention I want to fondle OLAS? Badly. Despite all my attempts at pissing people off, this post clearly puts my previous posts to shame in shittiness. I thought that he was old and didn't want to learn so fuck him. We all know what ass cleavage is. I blushed equally red and turned around to look for my friend to help me explain. We are working on a surrogate system for the golden showers - A Loki statue. I'll tell my parents that Shitfuck.

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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:49:43 (#)
Ranking: -2

"Did I mention I want to fondle OLAS?"

Ok this is really not fucking funny people. I would appreciate if there were not random shit like this floating around the internet.
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I thought it was funny. Somebody clearly copied this from PolyPost, as that's one of the sentences it uses.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't know AJ.

I don't even know if I have read anything of his/hers.

I just don't like the idea of someone being able to post under their username.

I post enough shit on my own without someone else doing it for me.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is bogus.
Polyamorous is misspelled in the user info.

Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Did I mention I want to fondle OLAS?"

Ok this is really not fucking funny people. I would appreciate if there were not random shit like this floating around the internet.

Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
THIS WAS SO FUNNY
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA


























No.

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tell your parents that and then die

Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

littering and?

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AJ is just enough of a prick to do something like this, but it's not him.

Submitted by bargled <mrthongtoyou.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-04-10 13:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I love you fake AJ.
you make me want to steal ovaries from a cadaver and emplant them in my body just so I can have your babies!!!!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 13:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-10 12:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

why would there be a FAKE AJ? Why can't there be a fake me?

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-04-10 12:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is OBVIOUSLY not really AJ.


look at the user info.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dumbass

Submitted by fingerbang (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

sounds like one of my posts

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that was a wasted 30 second read

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2004-04-10 11:03:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell is this?

Sorry to have to -2 you, but damn...

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:48:37 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wrong category.
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You literally took the words right out of my mouth.

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 10:27:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Wrong category.





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