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walt disney.... more like dick (544 hits)

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Rating: -0.71 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-10 14:28:45 EDT


i hold walt disney soley responsible for the problems with the youth of today. why is there so much gun vioplence you ask, bambi i answer. you may be sitting at your computer eating a big mac reading this post while you fondle your stubby weener with your greesy finger(that is if your anything like me) and saying what the hell is thgis douchebag talking about. well calm the fuck down im a bout to tell you. one of the first movies i remember seeing is bambi the only seen i really remember is bambis bitch ass momma getting capped by some dude. and when i saw this i remember thinking, it must feel good to shoot things. so naturally i creid for a little and then shit in my diaper. when my mom came over to change me i judo chopped her in the throat stole the car keyus and drove to the gun store. i bought a glock, dont ask me how i know it might sound far fetched that a 2 year old could drive and or buy a gun but hey im from jersey. i then went on a shooting rampage. i was placed in a juvenile correction facility for several years. when i got out a saw a little film called finding nemol in this film i was taught that running away leads to wicked awsome under the see adventures so naturally i said fuck this and fled my halfway house. i was soon picked up and shot by a bounty hunter. i am now in the maximum security section of camden penatentry and i hold walt disney soley accountable

peace out 1 love nate dizzle signin off for true

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Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

glorious. i must admit im not a fan of the wigger lingo.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Awful.

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:06:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I actually quite liked this before I read your other stuff, despite the appalling presentation.

But now.

Go Fuck yourself with one of Tom's Elephant cocks.

(Can't I give a -4)

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go die. HURRY UP! TIME IS A WASTIN'!!

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Inmates write better than you.

Submitted by tardbacon (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wicked awsome

Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you write like you are on meth...slow down

Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant


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