pizza boy fuckhead (596 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -1.23 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-10 14:47:51 EDT
the other day i ordered a pizza and the douscebag delivery boy had his girlfreind in the car when he pulled up. she walked up to the door with him and they are making out when i get to the door. so naturally a say hey buddy your a scumbag and your girlfreind looks like she just got hit by a mack truck. so she starts to cry i figure it was cause i called her ugly so i took it back and said, "im sorry your not ugly, your hideos". so the scumbag says to me, " no fuck head her hole family was killed in a car wreck last month they wer hit by i mack truck" so i kicked the guy in the sac gave the girl a 50 dollar tip and go bavck to watching porno. a couple minutes later i hear sirens. the scumbag got into a car wreck. it turns out she was sucking him off on the ride home and he slammed into, guess what , a fucking mack truck. the moral of this story is never call me a fuck head or something seriously bad will happen to you its the law of karma you nutsacs so deal with it
peace out 1 love nate dizzle signing off for true
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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-05-13 06:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Accidental cum spillage onto mothers cunt = you
Submitted by whiteisright <supreme.at.race.com> at 2004-05-13 06:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you even make it through 6th grade? Your english is pathetic, and so are you. It comforts me greatly to know that uneducated punks like you rarely live to 30, and often are killed by their own kind. Thank god for hunting season...come along on my trip this fall...you lead.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop posting Shit Jenny !
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30244
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah. probably my favorite. and shitfuck u fuck head. did he not stress in his first statement that he was white? hense the name WIGGER. u douche. god i hate you. its ignorance like that that makes me want to move to a 3rd world country. because when youre poor you dont have time to waste on dumbass comments like that. even uneducated half naked hatiians sound more intellegent than you. plus if they did say anything as stupid i wouldnt understand the language anyway. good God. i need a capri sun.
Submitted by DlESEL (user info) at 2004-04-11 02:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nigger, you need to get something done to your shit. That's right, that's right, that's what I said, nigger! You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-04-10 17:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If I had a time machine, the first thing I would do would be make sure you mom got an abortion.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a strong argument AGAINST putting computers in every elementary school classroom.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 16:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow i didn't know they had internet access in "those" places
i'd like to revoke my tax dollars so they cancel it please
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The keyboard has a shift key.
And if there are rules...one post on
the front page...or about one a day.
This sucked and I am normally very
nice.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't continue living.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I a know stupeeder four having red dis artikle
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What shitfuck said, with a minus two. I'm pretty sure he would give you one if he had the ability to.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-10 15:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you stupid fucking nigger. I guess grade three was too much to handle hey? It's better that you dropped out, because you fucking niggers ain't worth shit. No need for you uuncle tom slaves to get educated, there's nothing you can do with it anyway.
quit posting cocksucker, you suck!
I hope you die!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2004-04-10 14:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fourth today, eh?