Did my mom screw the mailman and not tell me?! (2855 hits)
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Submitted by Cassiopeia (View user info) at 2004-04-10 18:14:35 EDT
Okay, I am officially freaked out.
I have a hair appointment coming up shortly, so I was browsing the internet, looking around for a new do to fit my boxy head. The reason I say that I have a boxy head is that well, I have corners on the back of my head. It's weird. Most people have a round head, me on the other hand... well, I have two sort-of points on mine. Yes, I am a freak. I can also bend my elbows backwards. Neener!
Anywho, while I was looking for haircuts, I stumbled upon a website that is someone's cosmetology portfolio. And holy mother of god, I have never been so freaked out before. The picture that the girl is holding has a scary resemblance to me. I don't have any long-lost sisters, or mystery twins that I know of, but now this picture is making me question if that family joke about my mother screwing the mailman to have me is true or not...
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Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:14:40 EDT (#)
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Nah, couldn't POSSIBLY be related to you...she parts her hair to the other side.
Submitted by Williams_2004 (user info) at 2005-04-04 09:06:01 EDT (#)
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Hmmm Hmmmmm HMMMMMMMMMM, Damn your fine.
Submitted by Valacosa (user info) at 2004-09-18 03:25:56 EDT (#)
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Read all the comments...wow. There are some lonely, lonely men out there.
Cassiopeia, I know the pictures are pretty low res, but as far as I can tell your eyes are blue, and the eyes of the woman in the picture are brown. Do you have a higher res copy?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:59:49 EDT (#)
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There is an old legend that everyone has a doppleganger somewhere on Earth, and that if you ever meet this person, you'll die within the next day. So stay way from that woman.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-09-18 02:46:55 EDT (#)
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That is an uncanny resembalance.
You are the cute one on the right if so then you are yummy, and I would do ya...
in the pooper.
If you are the one on the left of the right pic with the gum smile, I would probably still do ya, and just not tell anyone.
Submitted by lookorex (user info) at 2004-05-27 02:04:44 EDT (#)
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youre beautiful cass, dont listen to any of these stupid, shallow fucks that are just looking for tits and ass but rag on other people because they cant get it
you rock at life!
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-16 19:12:58 EDT (#)
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Yeah, professional... right... Just call me gerbil from now on, k? Ass.
Submitted by Authority (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:52:42 EDT (#)
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if you want my professional opinion, which i know you do, the one on the right looks like an ugly gerbil, which by no means is attractive, and the one on the left has a mouth disease of some sorts. aka i can see all of her gums, and no, that's not thrilling.
Submitted by yeppp <yeppp> at 2004-04-14 22:01:14 EDT (#)
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what the fuck?? you people are freakish....i've definitely seen better looking girls. the one on the right looks like a gerbil or something and the other one has a mouth problem. aka i can see all of her gums and that's not thrilling.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-14 21:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, a whole family of whores. This tale was sure interesting, and by interesting I mean worthy of a middle school note being passed in class.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
http://www.luciferindustries.com
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-11 18:09:13 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA...
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-11 17:51:52 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/15316
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-11 17:51:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/15316
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-11 10:04:02 EDT (#)
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Did you ask your Mom? Maybe she could only afford one baby?
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-11 09:56:17 EDT (#)
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Lucky mailman. Mom had to be hot to make you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-11 08:53:58 EDT (#)
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Ok then, here's an obective rate for the post ; pretty face excluded.
Happy ?
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:34:25 EDT (#)
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Caulaincourt- GAA! I dont want a +2 for a pretty face! NOOOOO!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:47:52 EDT (#)
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Damn, that is a startling resmebalance. But then again Skeet Ulrich looks like Johnny Depp, so maybe it's just a coincidence.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:31:44 EDT (#)
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okay Cassiopiea...
I'll admit I was being a bit harsh down there.
Here, +2 for that lovely face you got.
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-10 21:26:57 EDT (#)
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Ya know, you would get a lot of replies with a post title like that...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-04-10 21:23:41 EDT (#)
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You have tossable salad.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:56:57 EDT (#)
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The girl on the left hand side of the right picture....her mouth....frightens me....oh so frightening.....
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:50:34 EDT (#)
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Come on Caulaincourt, you know I've never been one to camwhore... but the resemblance between me and this girl is just to creepy to ignore! I mean, come on! It's freakin me out!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:35:01 EDT (#)
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camwhoring...i can refer you to a pimp if you want
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:22:59 EDT (#)
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Thanks creep, youre such a gentleman.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:07:53 EDT (#)
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Maybe it's just me, but I think everyone in the above picture is fugly. But you do look like the chick in the picture.
fugly = fucking ugly
werd.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:31:11 EDT (#)
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All blondes look the same.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:09:37 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck you AND your (possible) twin!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:05:29 EDT (#)
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The parts are on opposite sides just like twins. They do that so that when they stand next to each other they are symmetrical.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:03:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:00:19 (#)
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Did I name this post "Reply if you'd fuck me?" NO
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You'd have alot more replies if you did.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:00:19 EDT (#)
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Did I name this post "Reply if you'd fuck me?" NO
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:58:34 EDT (#)
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You're a fuckable lil' lady, aint ya?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:50:04 EDT (#)
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that is pretty weird.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:23:17 EDT (#)
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I agree with KoolMang. But, I liked this post anyways.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:16:38 EDT (#)
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I'd toss your salad.