My Jew Slave LP (933 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 0.5 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KoolMang <baba_booey_shooey.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-10 18:48:17 EDT
Chorus:
My Jew slave brings all the boys to the yard,
They're like, it's better than ours,
We have, some Chinese from Mars,
You can flog him, but I'll have to charge.
My Jew slave brings all the Jews to the yard,
They're like, you go behind bars,
I say, go ahead, bloody whores,
Prison love, but I'll have to charge.
Verse 1:
I know you want it...
The thing that makes him,
What makes his balls shake for,
He'll lose his mind, the whip I'll wind,
I think it's time...
Vamp:
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Warm it up,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Torture is waiting,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Spark it up,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
The cage is rattling,
Chorus:
My Jew slave brings all the rednecks to the yard,
They're like: "Reminds us of niggers",
I'm like: "Shall we kill some wiggers?",
I can whack 'em, but I'll have to charge.
My Jew slave brings all the gooks to the yard,
They're like, ting tong teng tang,
Damn right, the gooks got hanged,
I can bury them, but I'll have to charge.
Verse 2:
I can see you're on it...
You're stoned on drugs,
That make the torture,
Last for weeks,
You're very weak,
I hope you make it out alive.
Vamp:
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Ring it up,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Let's sell some slaves,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Load 'em up,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
On a cart bound to HELL!
Chorus:
My Jew slave brings all the babes to the yard,
They're like, "Lick our asses clean",
So I say "Fine with me!",
I can clean your bums, but I definitely won't charge.
My Jew slave brings all the ACLU to the yard,
They're like "WAAAAH UNITED NATIONS PLEASE!",
I'm like, quiet down please,
I can release them, but I'll have to charge.
Bridge:
Oh, Once you get involved,
The grapes will be mighty tasty,
The cotton shall cover their arms,
As for labour, don't be hasty,
Just get the perfect slave,
Give him a less-than-decent wage.
Spoken:
Then his arms will fall,
And he will not be alive at all.
Vamp:
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Warm it up,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
The fire's waiting,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Press the button,
(Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok-Pok)
Time to incinerate them!
Chorus:
My Jew slave brings all the world to the yard,
They have, a whole load of guns,
I have, nuclear bombs to counter guns,
We will die, and life will be the charge.
My Jew slave brings all the angels to the yard,
The yard, that is, of heaven itself,
They poke and prod, with the harp of an elf,
I turn into God, and give them a MIGHTY charge!
Time: 3:07
Note: Kudos to JeetKuneTony for the picture.
User Reviews
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 22:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PAS (67067 hits)
Koolmang (67887 hits)
Submitted by xanderman2 (user info) at 2004-04-11 15:09:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 12:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No...you don't get it. It may have said that on the MVA thinger, but it didn't say it on mine. I'm emailing Bart.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 03:23:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
25. PAS (66869 hits)
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 03:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG...PAS' hit total has reached fucking 67000...no hope left, dudes. Sorry. Bart wouldn't have allowed it, anyway. :(
P.S - Kill PAS.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 03:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I now have 66876 hits...PAS has 66869 hits...why the fuck am I NOT on the MVA list???
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 03:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm waiting eagerly for it...I never expected to EVER reach the MVA list...EVER!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 02:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mang for MVA president'
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 02:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The thing that sucks about the MVA, is that it takes an HOUR for the overall hit amount to refresh...I ain't going to bed until I reach the list. All I need is 36 fucking hits, which I probably already have!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-11 02:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
KoolMang baby...
Going to the mother fucking MVA !!!!!!!!
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MANG'
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
RESPECT
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NIGGA
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:46:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
COUCH
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YO
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit...I am like 100 hits away from making the MVA LIST! I am gonna snap a screenshot as proof and store it on my hard drive. Woo Hoo! You guys rock!
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another instant classic from the genius KoolMang!
I sent this to my grandparents they love Jewery Songs!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..snortsnort...ZZZZZ
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kool Mung is gay.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is gay.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-10 21:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sure. make fun of Jews. THAT'S original.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-10 21:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i guess i was in the mood for something retarded
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't like this. This song has been used and abused. Sorry, Mang.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 because...wait I'm racist ! Razor told me so ! -2 anyway
+2 because Ariel Sharon should be chained with Arafat and stuffed into an elephants ass until gas emissions finally do something good for humanity
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
As horrid as it is, I had to laugh...
This was the best 'Mang post of all time though: http://www.ubersite.com/m/28760
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how long did you spend coming up with this shit?
Submitted by Sumpy (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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