100 things to do before I die (2095 hits)
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Submitted by Sumpy (View user info) at 2004-04-10 18:48:19 EDT
100: See the Music Man live
99: Spontaneously break into song and dance
98: Spontaneously break into song and dance from the music man
97: Mud wrestle with a hot chick
96: Kill something bigger than a dog
95: Break someone's bone
94: Bring back the McRib
93: Learn how to sleep with your eyes open
92: Meet a US president
91: Stab Sean Claude Van Dam for making Derailed
90: Blow up a shed
89: Sky dive
88: Run 5 miles
87: Shoot a rocket
86: Learn how to drive a tank
85: End the gay fad
84: Have some girl pay me for sex
83: Fly
82: Come to the realization that # 83 will never happen
81: Kick Ted Kennedy square in the nuts
80: Become a pirate
79: Get my brother to admit he takes my razors
78: Beat someone up
77: Learn to dance
76: Learn 76 trombones
75: Eat haggis
74: Go to Loch Ness
73: Prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster
72: Kill it
71: Talk to God again
70: Make a flamethrower with hairspray
69: Sleep for 24 hours
68: Change name to Optimus Prime
67: Keep that name for a year
66: Meet the Governator
65: Scuba dive
64: Shoot a .50 caliber weapon
63: Prove Tupac is alive
62: Do a white version of a Richard Pryor routine
61: Beat Good Charlotte up
60: Chug a gallon of milk in one hour
59: Bench 200 pounds
58: Streak
57: Play 32nd notes
56: Bring the downfall of MTV
55: Bring the downfall of liberalism in the capitol
54: Beat Stom Thurmond's philibuster record
53: Do the robot while breaking the philibuster record
52: Fake my own death, twice
51: Pee on the Eiffel Tower
50: Get my picture on the national news
49: Re-enact the D-Day invasion using one Higgins boat, old people dressed as WW2 soldiers, on Panama City Beach while having them yell "We finally found the beach"
48: Fly in a helicopter
47: Get a tattoo that says pseudo thug life
46: Visit Frank Sinatra's grave and sing I did it my way
45: Have cat skin socks
44: Have a coke machine in my room
43: Be on the cover of Time magazine
42: Have it publicly acknowledged that pirates are cooler than ninjas
41: Illegalize Yu-Gi-Oh somewhere
40: Write a bestseller
39: Find out who really invented the internet
38: Pull of a wearing a hat
37: Pave at least some part of the rainforest
36: Have it admitted the vegans are idiots
35: Beat up Al Franken
34: Give Mel Gibson a dollar
33: Ride an electric floor buffer
32: Have my cake and eat it too
31: Have it admitted that the phrase have "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is a retarded phrase
30. End emo
29: Become a Governor
28: Become a Senator
27: Meet Maddox
26: Find out who made "American Beauty" and demand they give back their Oscars
25: Have Michael Moore give back his Oscar
24: Win some type of major award (leg lamps do count)
23: Win the sexiest man alive award
22: Use ya'll in an important speech
21: Host SNL
20: Get a song made about me
19: Live to the age of 80
18: Buy someone's soul
17: Get really smashed
16: Drive across America
15: Bungee jump
14: Cut someone with a Samurai sword
13: Become my own country in and of myself
12: Play or witness Dwarf tossing
11: Destroy a mini-Tokyo dressed as Godzilla
10: Get married
9: Drive a 007 car
8: Blow up a whale (dead or alive, dolphins count)
7: Prove to the world the mystery of life is not a mystery
6: Raise my own private army
5: Own a monkey
4: Shoot up a car
3: Kill an elephant
2: Bring the downfall of Affirmative Action
1: Become President of the United States.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-17 09:05:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Trevor Martin <t_martin20.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-07-21 12:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought this was the best list i've read. i was listening to country music and you know how that gets you. it gets you thinking so i wanted to see some lists but this is by far the best. it was funny and that is the ultimate goal of everything anyone should do.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This had the potential to be interesting.
swing and a miss
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
101. Get banned from Uber.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2004-04-17 19:18:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-17 18:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shove "Beat up Al Franken" to the top of my list. That prick thinks he's tough because he's threatened a few people. I'd put a beat down on him so bad, his voice would go up two octaves.
Submitted by MoneyG (user info) at 2004-04-11 19:53:15 EDT (#)
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1. Mud wrestle a hot chick.
2. Meet Hugh Hefner.
3. Fly a plane.
4. Meet Maddox.
and as for Pirates being cooler than ninjas, well, we'll have to see.
Submitted by BowDown2Me (user info) at 2004-04-11 12:12:39 EDT (#)
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I'll be happy with only five things.
5. Become the first space pirate.
4. Blow up the moon.
3. Pillage, rape, and plunder. (Playboy Mansion #1 on the list).
2. Teabag J-Lo.
1. Rape, pillage, and plunder.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:22:15 EDT (#)
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"85: End the gay fad"
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Just stop posting, that will help
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:09:10 EDT (#)
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impressive. 100 things to do and only 2 of them have the word "sex" in them.
hurry up and get started. i want you dead by the end of this week.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 00:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny review Malone. +2 for that.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-11 00:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing you need to do is spontaneously combust.
Malone
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, you really did post a hundred
Submitted by lilbill87 (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
props for the music man stuff, I was in the quartet in my high school musical
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-10 23:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how about this "make a post that doesnt suck"
Submitted by sacrilishious <Procarnie201.at.aol.com> at 2004-04-10 22:38:31 EDT (#)
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Becoming a pirate would be my number one, I can't believe you put all that other shit above it.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My list is surprisingly similiar!
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-04-10 22:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
71: Take a shit on Stumpy's mom's chest.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-10 21:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"for being a conservative asshole"
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love it when people tell someone to use "good grammer".
It's GRAMMAR fuckhead!
God, some people suck!
Submitted by versus_god (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha i dont care what people say, this was funny
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:02:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
101 Things Sumpy Should Do Before He Dies:
101: Kill myself for being a conservative asshole
100: See the Music Man live
99: Spontaneously break into song and dance
98: Spontaneously break into song and dance from the music man
97: Mud wrestle with a hot chick
96: Kill something bigger than a dog
95: Break someone's bone
94: Bring back the McRib
93: Learn how to sleep with your eyes open
92: Meet a US president
91: Stab Sean Claude Van Dam for making Derailed
90: Blow up a shed
89: Sky dive
88: Run 5 miles
87: Shoot a rocket
86: Learn how to drive a tank
85: End the gay fad
84: Have some girl pay me for sex
83: Fly
82: Come to the realization that # 83 will never happen
81: Kick Ted Kennedy square in the nuts
80: Become a pirate
79: Get my brother to admit he takes my razors
78: Beat someone up
77: Learn to dance
76: Learn 76 trombones
75: Eat haggis
74: Go to Loch Ness
73: Prove the existence of the Loch Ness Monster
72: Kill it
71: Talk to God again
70: Make a flamethrower with hairspray
69: Sleep for 24 hours
68: Change name to Optimus Prime
67: Keep that name for a year
66: Meet the Governator
65: Scuba dive
64: Shoot a .50 caliber weapon
63: Prove Tupac is alive
62: Do a white version of a Richard Pryor routine
61: Beat Good Charlotte up
60: Chug a gallon of milk in one hour
59: Bench 200 pounds
58: Streak
57: Play 32nd notes
56: Bring the downfall of MTV
55: Bring the downfall of liberalism in the capitol
54: Beat Stom Thurmond's philibuster record
53: Do the robot while breaking the philibuster record
52: Fake my own death, twice
51: Pee on the Eiffel Tower
50: Get my picture on the national news
49: Re-enact the D-Day invasion using one Higgins boat, old people dressed as WW2 soldiers, on Panama City Beach while having them yell "We finally found the beach"
48: Fly in a helicopter
47: Get a tattoo that says pseudo thug life
46: Visit Frank Sinatra's grave and sing I did it my way
45: Have cat skin socks
44: Have a coke machine in my room
43: Be on the cover of Time magazine
42: Have it publicly acknowledged that pirates are cooler than ninjas
41: Illegalize Yu-Gi-Oh somewhere
40: Write a bestseller
39: Find out who really invented the internet
38: Pull of a wearing a hat
37: Pave at least some part of the rainforest
36: Have it admitted the vegans are idiots
35: Beat up Al Franken
34: Give Mel Gibson a dollar
33: Ride an electric floor buffer
32: Have my cake and eat it too
31: Have it admitted that the phrase have "you can't have your cake and eat it too" is a retarded phrase
30. End emo
29: Become a Governor
28: Become a Senator
27: Meet Maddox
26: Find out who made "American Beauty" and demand they give back their Oscars
25: Have Michael Moore give back his Oscar
24: Win some type of major award (leg lamps do count)
23: Win the sexiest man alive award
22: Use ya'll in an important speech
21: Host SNL
20: Get a song made about me
19: Live to the age of 80
18: Buy someone's soul
17: Get really smashed
16: Drive across America
15: Bungee jump
14: Cut someone with a Samurai sword
13: Become my own country in and of myself
12: Play or witness Dwarf tossing
11: Destroy a mini-Tokyo dressed as Godzilla
10: Get married
9: Drive a 007 car
8: Blow up a whale (dead or alive, dolphins count)
7: Prove to the world the mystery of life is not a mystery
6: Raise my own private army
5: Own a monkey
4: Shoot up a car
3: Kill an elephant
2: Bring the downfall of Affirmative Action
1: Become President of the United States.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-10 20:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
relativly funny
Submitted by Nispin (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-10 19:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
49: Re-enact the D-Day invasion using one Higgins boat, old people dressed as WW2 soldiers, on Panama City Beach while having them yell "We finally found the beach"
Hilarious!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
51: Pee on the Eiffel Tower
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Off the Eiffel tower would be funnier.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe you should ask the Make-A-Wish foundation to help you. I hear they help people "like you".
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You should have added:
Learn to use good grammer.
What a boring life you'll lead.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-10 19:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're going to die very disappointed.
Submitted by Cassiopeia (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think that somewhere along the way, Bush has already done this:
22: Use ya'll in an important speech
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
96: Kill something bigger than a dog
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Are you bigger than a dog?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:50:44 EDT (#)
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59: Bench 200 pounds
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Even I can do that... Set a more difficult goal, like 300...