why i fucking rule by nate dizzle (788 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.79 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-11 01:07:55 EDT
i was sitting home the other day watching tron and a lightbulb went off in my head. i came to the conclusion that i am wicked sweet. i mean cmeoni drive a trans am have a mullet work at the video store and listen to journey and still get ass. no matter how hard i try to suck, i just cant. the other day i covered myself in ape shit just to see if it kepot me from being the man, guess what it didnt. i still got chicks, as a matter of fact they thought it was sexy. later that night i saw chuck norris on the street and kicked his ass just to prove i could. i picked him up by his balls and threw him through an ikea table thats right ikea baby. i then tied him down and made him watch good burger until he admitted walker texas ranger was gay with that black dude. then i bought every total gym ever made and melted them with my laser vision. chuck cried like a little bitch. that night me and uncle jesse from full house got drunk and rode motercycles with the fonze. that is when i came to the conclusion that i fucking rule. yours truly, nate dizzle
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Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2004-10-11 01:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Fonze. And for kicking Chuck norrises bitch ass.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:47:06 EDT (#)
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Stop posting shit Jenny !
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30244
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:32:04 EDT (#)
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JOHN STAMOS IS OFFICIALLY SINGLE!!! have mercy...
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-11 22:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whoever you are, you need to die. This is my professional opinion, and I'm a doctor of Stupidity Identifology.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:26:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
you just made the top spot in my UBERLOSER list, sorry Donshitsu, it looks like you weren't the ass end of humanity after all...this fucking monkey prick is.
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Fuck Yeah!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:30:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:19:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
outstanding.
Now you just have to get rid of that embarrassing bed wetting problem and you'll be all set for grade three.
Congratulations.
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Fucking hilarious.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:27:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all I saw was: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah i rule, omfg, lol!! blah blah blah blah chuck norris blach blah blah blah blah blah blah bla Nate Dizzle
So tell me: what kind of creative bastard are you to come up with a name like "Dizzle"? Are you black? No? Because if you were, it might be acceptable. But real black folk don't wander around talking about Chuck Norris and ape shit. They rap about money and beating women. Therefore, I have come to a conclusion:
You're an idiot.
Your king has spoken.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29978
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:26:24 EDT (#)
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you just made the top spot in my UBERLOSER list, sorry Donshitsu, it looks like you weren't the ass end of humanity after all...this fucking monkey prick is.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30000
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
outstanding.
Now you just have to get rid of that embarrassing bed wetting problem and you'll be all set for grade three.
Congratulations.
Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for having the 30,000th post shit.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stop being a nigger and maybe your slave master won't whip you so hard.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like it was written by a twelve year old.
Post number 30,000... may god help us all.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:14:28 EDT (#)
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Man, if you were killed and my father was in dire need of a heart transplant, I would refuse yours.
Your kind of stupidity is just something that has to be eradicated.
Here's something for you to do:
1-Pull your cock out of your moms asshole
2-Insert cock into blender
3-Die!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus two for post number 30,000!
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-11 01:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nate dizzle rules