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Category: Romance

Rating: 1.33 on 3 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sharpie <tiny-weiner.at.hugeballs.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-11 22:57:51 EDT


Well Uber,

I got my ass handed to me in UM round 2, and I loved it (not losing, just competing). I would like to thank Razor and Bart for all the hard work. I cannot wait until the next iteration of UberMadness, so I can get pwned again.

I would also like to take this time to voice my opinion on a subject that has been brought up and beaten down quite a bit lately, the fall of Uber. As far as all of the cocksuckers that are ruining posts and making a terribly infected testicle of themselves, I would like to thank them. For without them, we would have no basis for comparison (as mentioned in the UM round 1 post "Why I love Squattail". I am not new here (but I am no way a vet), and I have seen a fair amount of change in the way Uber works, and I like it.

To all of the really talented fuckers who beat my ass into submission and force me visit Uber daily and to crave for it nightly (much like the Colonel's chicken), I would like to say thanks. You know who you are and you fucking rock.

Just because most [read -all] of my posts blow ass in some form or another, I am still a part of the greatness that is Uber and that makes me happy in my pants. So what if I am not the funniest peanut in the turd. I can still hang.

Thanks guys.


-adam

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Oh, I almost forgot.

Bart,

Would you please make Uber a semi-public stock, so I could buy a few shares? Use the profits for making Uber swag. I need a fucking Uber coffeecup.


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Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Aww.
You make me sick.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-11 23:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Once every year or maybe twice a year. But no more than that. It takes more than a month to complete as it is.

Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-04-11 23:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i think ubermadness has really redeemed the site in my eyes. all the good writers are coming out of the woodwork, and even some of the bad ones are starting to take pride in their work. and pretty much anything with the UM logo is going to be good reading.

i hope they do it again. though not too often.


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