Preteens and newlyteens want my nuts (1920 hits)
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Submitted by Michael Spencer <the_amazing_rand0.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-12 00:17:31 EDT
Preteens and girls that have just turned into teenagers piss me off. Every time I go into a chat room some little kid starts talkin to me. At first I just humor them, I mean, what the hell, I'm not hurting anyone. Then they say "I love you, will you be my boyfriend?" (I altered their text from that shitty AOL-speak.
Anyways, so I say, No! and they pester me on a thousand different screen names. Usually it turns out they don't want my nut (thank God). They just want to brag to their friends they talk to an older man.
Kids today "grow up" too fast. They pretend to be adults but are still children and should go back to playing with dolls. In fact, I think when you get on the internet, you should have to swipe your license or I.D. so you can prove you're 18. If you're not 18, you aren't allowed on the internet. And even then, most people from 18-900 are still complete and utter morons.
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2004-04-18 01:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are just so awful. Why? Why?
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-17 00:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then they say "I love you, will you be my boyfriend?" (I altered their text from that shitty AOL-speak.
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Oh they have their own language now?! LOL. Of course, anyone online who claims to be under the age of 15 is actually a cop. Sick bastards the lot of them. Cops online pretending to be little girls in chat rooms trying to find older guys to screw. What kind of sick fetish is this? Someone should shank these pervs with badges. Bet they wear little cop dresses too with bonnets.
Malone
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please for the love of all that is holy will you explain why you hate me? The first comment you left on any of my posts was very positive, and then with seemingly no explanation, you hate me.
Just tell me why. That's all I need to know.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, this made me want to tear my eyes out... but I didn't want to give you the satisfaction of having the lowest rated post in history.
If this is a problem, why not just stay the fuck off AOL?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a feeling if we implemented the ID check that you would have never been able to write this post. Good idea.
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:19:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantastic post. You said what we were all thinking.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
huh huh
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-12 05:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 05:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is very ungood
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOL transcendent +2 to you.
Malone
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My cat generates more interesting shit than this
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, I'm on my way to being the worst user in Ubersite history!
Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was having such a good day until this showed up.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Huh?
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have no idea what you're talking about Julie! And go back to fucking Cory! Who's your cousin!
Submitted by BloodyIceMaiden at 2004-04-12 00:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The last time I checked, you were the one begging ME to go out with YOU. And I'm under 18 :( Bitch.