true story (386 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.28 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-12 00:42:17 EDT
ok so this mike cornely is delivering when out of nowhere 20ninjas fall from the sky and then from the shadows emerges the shredder. so mike walks right threw the ninjas killing them 1 by 1. i mean hes snapping necks pushing in eyeballs decapitating people with his penis any badass 1 hit kill you can think of, hes doing it. then he sees the shredder. mike bruce lee kicks him in the scrotum and down goes the shredder. the shredder is pleading for his life at this point but mike just blasts freebird and continues to beet the shit out of him. then shredder calls mike a liberal so mike loses it he goes completly ape shit rips off the shredders arms and shoves them up his ass until hes coughing up fingers. then on the way back to his car he tripped and cut up his face. hey noone can be perfect i guess.
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Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-14 03:44:08 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! id like to go on the record and back up the story. its incredible how close to the truth it is. big mike kicked the Foot's ass! oh yes and even through the battle scars he is still the eldest biggest badass and beautiful cornely offspring of them all. plus hes going to egypt. kickass.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:45:04 EDT (#)
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No wait, don't pay any attention to Falco's spam, focus on mine.
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Submitted by Confusion (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:30:17 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about reaganslovechild
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You suck, stop posting.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:07:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 01:02:47 EDT (#)
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god i love these stories, check this http://www.ubersite.com/m/30060
Submitted by Jocko_Johnson (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:56:01 EDT (#)
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nah...
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:47:47 EDT (#)
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dear kool mang too clear this up for you i am not a nigger i was using sarcasm as a tool to generate hate mail, yes i am that pathetic. i repent for my blatent act of niggerdom.
Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:43:33 EDT (#)
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+2 because you didn't say your callsign. Now just work on another post today about how talking black is wrong, and how niggers should move back to Africa.
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-12 00:43:02 EDT (#)
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im priceless