This is getting old, guys. (964 hits)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj <ajcassidy221.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-12 02:37:04 EDT
I decided that this was going to end. Right here, right now.
polyamorousguyaj: will you shave my butthair?
squirrel: um...
squirrel: what the fuck?
squirrel: yes, tony, I will
squirrel: but not
squirrel: because you are a dirty dirty man
polyamorousguyaj: will you shave my butthair?
Tom: we are italian sons of bitches
polyamorousguyaj: will you shave my butthair?
QueenAshlee: no.
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
Method: with my teeth hopefully
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
Donitsu: who wouldn't?
Five minutes later...
Donitsu: so.... what about shaving your butt?
Donitsu: and what tools will i have?
polyamorousguyaj: will you shave my butt hair?
Sideburns: the last time i did that, your hair clogged up the electric razor. the answer is no... and besides, i like a little bush where i put my dick.
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
Quartermain: ummm...no thats a big negatory Ghost Rider
polyamorousguyaj: haha
Quartermain: maybe fetish will, he seems to have a crush on you
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
Razor: You're a strange little man.
<Razor is away>
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
<corn_nugget has signed off at 1:34:52 AM.>
User Reviews
Submitted by HawkeyesTheGAME (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by eIectrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-23 17:16:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-17 21:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ok, so I have to admit I was somewhat amused.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-16 02:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God you never asked me that.
Submitted by bargled (user info) at 2004-04-16 01:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
My name is Bargled, and I approve this post.
2000th review, beeyotch!
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-13 16:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am offended that you didn't ask me, AJ. But I laughed my bollocks off at this anyway.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-12 14:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2004-04-12 13:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Old_Hag (user info) at 2004-04-12 13:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG, you're so badass! Snap! Shaving bum hair? Who would have thunk it? Oh right, anyone.
Die, you worthless, wasteful human you.
You have a small peepee.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-12 13:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You really need to detach yourself from the computer.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-04-12 12:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly: If you read the replies, you might be able to comprehend the point of that post. But probably not, I give you too much credit.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-12 11:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey I was just wondering if you and the rest of this online orgy group had any more suck left in that bag you're holding.
Fuck if you're on IM and you talk on it, no one else fucking cares.
THATS WHY WE'RE NOT ON IM WITH YOU!!!!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 11:14:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cats: http://www.ubersite.com/m/29793
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:54:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Somebody really really really...needs to get laid.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2004-04-12 09:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Bah. Yes, it is getting old.
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:46:01 (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm... actually, it was inspired while talking with Tom. Something about him having sweaty butt hair. I told him he should shave it. You were the first box open.
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OMGWTFLOL SQUIRREL HE CALLED YOU A "BOX"!!!1!1!
heh. Sorry.
How many other posts like this were there? I just saw this one and Tom's.
Submitted by catscradle (user info) at 2004-04-12 09:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Worthless, even more so than it was when Tom did it.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Heh.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I intend to -2 this.
Done.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Funny, but i've seen it all before.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-12 06:58:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Posting chat conversations is no longer amusing.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-12 05:58:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Poly, I gave one of them a -1, and the other recieved a +2 simply because you hypocritically gave it a -2...cancelled your vote. Here is your zero to make you even with I think it was bigMike I gave the -1. (-2 + 0)/2 = -1, or is that not how its calculated on Uber? Anyways, sorry you feel I am biased. I am a Cyclone, and as such it is my sworn duty to hate Hawkeyes, but really, this post was just bad. When you make a good post, I will rate it as such, take a look at your round 1 results, I voted for you. It isn't really my intention to have an Uber fued with anyone, unless it is friendly, if you can't take some barbs, my apologies.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-12 04:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
damn man, this took major imagination
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:21:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't trying for anything. I was posting this as a hopeful end-all to the posting of AOL conversations.
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I can empathize. Many people think my username implies that I hate gays and can't spell.
Just because something is done, doesn't mean it is done seriously..
*sigh*
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
buncha pessimists knockin on a piece of art.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't trying for anything. I was posting this as a hopeful end-all to the posting of AOL conversations. It was fun for those involved, but it's going to get old for everyone if it stays successful. Pretty soon we'll have shitfuck starting chatrooms and posting the results. It's a lose-lose for everyone, including those involved. These are all real replies, with the exception of Razor. I just included him due to Method's post. Sorry for any confusion.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not original, which might have been overlooked, had it been funny. I think you're trying too hard.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 03:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't mean to insult you, Fabish. I just thought this, and Tom's original post, were funny.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
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These crack me up the most. I dont know why.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Interesting twist? TWIST? INTERESTING? It's bullshit. This entire concept is retarded.
I hope anyone dealing with it dies [except those unfortunate enough to be mentioned against their own will].
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh. Interesting twist. This had better be the last one, though.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry... i read this again and i'm still laughing
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This isn't funny. It never was from the beginning. How has it evolved into this?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Now tell me Davy... did you -2 the other two posts like this? No. And why's that? Because you sir, are a grudge holding little bitch. I bid you good night.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just read "big negatory Ghost Rider", bahahaha, quartermain is awesome.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was just dumb.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I grow weary because I'm hungry but this was funny shit:
polyamorousguyaj: Will you shave my butt hair?
Donitsu: who wouldn't?
Five minutes later...
Donitsu: so.... what about shaving your butt?
Donitsu: and what tools will i have?
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Umm... actually, it was inspired while talking with Tom. Something about him having sweaty butt hair. I told him he should shave it. You were the first box open.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I repeat:
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:39:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me I wasn't the first person you asked.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Its almost 3 oclock on a sunday night. We have nothing better to do. This amuses me.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
polyamorousguyaj: will you shave my butt hair?
Sideburns: the last time i did that, your hair clogged up the electric razor. the answer is no... and besides, i like a little bush where i put my dick.
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Holy shit i haven't laughed that hard in forever haha
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is stupid and immature so -1 for that
in addition i dislike so another -1 for that as well
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like how Don is persistent.
But it is getting old.
Hence, +1.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wondered why you asked me that.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you were going to be posting my comments for the world to see.
Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:40:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I told Tom just last night that people have been expanding from his post. Maybe now he will believe me. Good job though.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AJ!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please tell me I wasn't the first person you asked.
Submitted by patrickduffy (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
u suck and step by step is the greatest show and i am a golden god
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Note: Sorry if I scared or scarred any of you.