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Submitted by Spynx <socialdropout17.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-12 02:50:05 EDT


CREATING YOUR OWN UBER MESSAGE!!! -The short news-article version.
Guaranteed to get you into the MVA

Obviously there are some very boring people stalking Uber. Is this because they are boring, or because they live a boring lifestyle? Well, SocialDropout is here to teach you all to write an award winning news article (As you will never be able to write a message in any other form) just by FILLING IN THE GAPS with one of the many choices already offered.
Okay lets start...

This is the basic layout of the news article, with each blank spot numbered so you can fill it in with the choices from the categories with the same number...

CRISIS AT ____________ - (Enter place)
Screaming (1)_______ and equipped with (2)________ (3)________
(4) ________ raced to the (5)_________ today in attempt to (6)__________ .
Authorities believe that this event will cause (7)___________.

Report by (your name here)

Category ONE Category TWO
(1) "Go Yankee's!!!" (1) Angry field mice
(2) "Falco for President!!! (2) Brittany Spears' New DVD
(3) Anti-American Slogans (3) 50% off vouches
(4) Buy Dolphin-Safe Tuna! (4) Confidential American Weapons
(5) Bring back the reign of HITLER" (5) Travelling Harems
Category THREE Category FOUR
(1) Angry/Pissed (1) Lebanese Upholsters
(2) Christian (2) The cast of 'Annie'
(3) Depressed/Suicidal (3) Government experiments
(4) Toilet trained (4) Kermit The Frogs relatives
(5) Smoking (5) Honest politicians
Category FIVE Category SIX
(1) Local Shopping complex (1) Free Saddam Hussein's Tailor
(2) Nearest Indian Reserve (2) Celebrate Christmas Twice
(3) Jabba the Hut's Gym (3) Play Space Invaders
(4) Hitler memorial (4) Ban Dwarfs from smoking
(5) A Gay singles bar (5) Search for life on Mars
Category SEVEN
(1) World wars 4 & 5
(2) Mid-East Stability
(3) White Slavery
(4) The end of Porno
(5) A second Intelligent Species


Just doing my Uber Duties..... SocialDropout....


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Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-13 01:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:22:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

Falco against Britney Spears THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

(2) "Falco for President!!! (2) Brittany Spears' New DVD

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your not against anything - its just a list of options. well i think it is anyway....
i didnt write it, i used to share this account with my ex-roo-mate Samantha, and this is her message - or one of them. i have yet to contribute anything.

but plus one for falco for liking the poem i wrote on another reply....

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-12 12:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/20194

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-12 12:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Falco against Britney Spears THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

(2) "Falco for President!!! (2) Brittany Spears' New DVD

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:10:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

(2) "Falco for President!!!

IM AT NUMBER 2!!! WOOHOOOO!

2 for me, 2 for you
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I pick the Britany DVD
:-P~

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(2) "Falco for President!!!

IM AT NUMBER 2!!! WOOHOOOO!

2 for me, 2 for you

Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/30078

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-12 06:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not bad... I should write a script to do that.

Fetish
http://ubertoys.servebeer.com:3600/

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF im not reading all this. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that this post doesnt suck shit through a staw.

Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-12 02:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its mucked up, but theres two lines, one on the left, and one on the right - you just have to know their there.... i should have previewed it.....


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