Follow up to "Creating a Uber Message in 7 easy steps" (1239 hits)
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Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (View user info) at 2004-04-12 06:58:27 EDT
So I was browsing through the wonderus Uberous and came across this post trying to teach us probies (firefighter talk) of the Ubersite how to write an intelligent post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30070 Submitted by Spynx <socialdropout17.at.hotmail.com>
I found the original post to be a bit boring. So I decided to modify it a bit and use all the options Spynx provided. I am not sure why I actually filled this out, but after being toned out at 03:30 for a chopper go MVA the mind gets a little loopy. I know, I know. This is a "-10 Licker of all ass" post, but I needed to find something to clear my mind of the call I was just on. So Feel free to -2 this post til your hearts are content.
PS. Try not to fall asleep at the wheel doing 65mph. ;o) Bad things happen.
So without further adue...........
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Thanks for tuning in to channel 666 news at midnight. We start off our news with a CRISIS AT Sid's sex shop-
Screaming (1) "Brittany Spears' New DVD" and equipped with (2) 50% off vouches ,(3) Toilet trained (4) Honest politicians raced to the (5) Local Shopping complex today in attempt to purchase the new DVD. Bill Clinton was cought masturbating in front of the store saying "Wow! I get to (6) Celebrate Christmas Twice". But things got ugly when word spread about that the delivery truck with the merchandise was hijacked by (7) The cast of 'Annie'. A cast member told our field reporter (Osama Yomama didn Treatu Right) that nobody would come to see their show if that filth is allowed to be sold". They went on and promised (8) The end of Porno all togerther. Authorities believe that this event will cause (9) World wars 4 & 5 and advise everyone to go out and have an orgy before it is too late.
In our focus on the family story today we meet the Frogs. (10) Kermit The Frog's relatives were (11) Depressed/Suicidal , (12) Government experiments who were hiding out in the (13) Nearest Indian Reserve trying to win some money playing Black Jack to repay the (14) Angry field mice who loaned them the money for the (15) "Falco for President!!! campain. The campain was a huge huge failure and the Frogs were reported to have been sold to the French who promised to "take care of them".
Mean while, (16) Angry/Pissed, Lebanese Upholsters were protesting in front of (17) A Gay singles bar. They can be heard shouting "We are the (18) Travelling Harems. We will not (19) Play Space Invaders until everyone promises to buy (20) Buy Dolphin-Safe Tuna!" They continued to march throughout the day until they arrived at (21) Jabba the Hut's Gym where they chanted (22) "Bring back the reign of HITLER". They then proceeded to erect a (23) Hitler memorial out of powerbars found inside and began to sing a song saying (24) "Go Yankee's!!!" Clearly this group of protestors are (25) A second Intelligent Species.
~~~~~~~~~(Breaking news backround music)~~~~~~~~~
This just in. (26) Confidential American Weapons were seized from (27) Smoking, (28) White Slavery students at the (29) Ban Dwarfs from smoking academy while conducting a (30) Search for life on Mars. (31) Christian officials were met with much resistance from the students yelling (31) Anti-American Slogans. They stated "we only want to (32) Free Saddam Hussein's Tailor and to put an end to (33) Mid-East Stability."
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Submitted by They_call_me_the_Fireman (user info) at 2004-04-19 05:44:25 EDT (#)
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Falco for President!!! *campaign. The *campaign
Thanks Falco. I missed that one. But in my defense. 05:00 am after a bad call the brain forgets how to spell and to use that little thing called spell check. My apologies for disgracing your campaign....
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-17 06:17:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lern to speel retord ["Falco for President!!! campain. The campain ]
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah, not bad.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:03:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm definately going to have to make a script for this on Ubertoys.
Fetish
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