CRISIS AT the Hitler Memorial (876 hits)
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Submitted by Fleet Marshall Badass (View user info) at 2004-04-12 07:41:21 EDT
Screaming "Bring back the reign of Hitler!!" and equipped with travelling harems, toilet-trained lesbian upholsterers raced to the Hitler Memorial today in attempt to ban dwarves from smoking.
Authorities believe that this event will cause World Wars 4 & 5.
Report by FLTMSHL Badass.
This is a reminder for all of you out there that lesbians are evil. And when I say lesbians, I mean feminists. A lesbian/feminist keyed my car today outside Subway after this conversation:
LezFem (referring to a newspaper article I'd read that morning and spouting shit to all her stupid friends): Look at this! Another woman not being let into the Army because she's female! It's such a man's world!
Badass (who couldn't help overhearing): Excuse me, if that's the article I think it is, then it's actually about women being outraged that they're not allowed in a combat Corps, like Infantry or Artillery; it's actually Army policy, so they wouldn't have kicked her out, she's just not allowed to do that job.
LezFem: Says who?
Badass (sigh): Says the Army. Pay attention.
LezFem: Fuck you! Anyway, it just shows that I'm right! This is a man's world!
Badass: Actually, more bull-dyke fem-nazis like you are making it a woman's world by bitching and moaning about every little thing.
LezFem (voice has gone up an octave in an attempt to sound more feminine): Excuse me? I don't think you know who you're talking to?
Badass: Look here bitch; I don't give a fuck who you are. The only inequality around here is due to more women getting what they want by crying sexism! You've got more opportunity right now than men do because many employers have to employ a certain amount of women in their business. So the rest of us have to accept service from less qualified people because their employers had to put a woman in a job a man was more qualified in.
LezFem: I don't have to listen to this from a...a... a MAN!!
Badass: No, you don't, go away and take your fem-Nazi bullshit with you.
Fucking LezFem storms out of Subway with her entourage of friends going "I thought you were totally right, blah blah blah", I've got half a large Coke in my lap, and the bitch went outside and keyed my car! I was convinced that she was crazy, and so I followed her to the servo. I watched her put $10 dollars of unleaded into her car. Then she and all her little friends (she was the biggest and most heinous) went in to pay for the fuel, because lesbian feminists need to pay for their petrol in groups. It was a total Mole Patrol, but even uglier. So I walked across the road and ptu another $10 of lead replacement petrol into her tank.
I drove off feeling a twinge of guilt. Then again, I have to pay for a new paint job. And she already owed me a rib. Fucking bitch.
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-03-29 21:41:51 EST (#)
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Bring back Fleet Enema Badass.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-29 21:27:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:58:24 (#)
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Mike likes.
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Williamson ... uh, likilliamsons?
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-05-19 00:55:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-04-12 20:29:32 EDT (#)
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Well done.
I especially liked it when you set her straight about her whining making this a man's world.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-12 11:28:30 EDT (#)
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Ok post.
Submitted by T.chow (user info) at 2004-04-12 10:03:35 EDT (#)
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pretty good post. funny ass picture.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2004-04-12 09:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BleedTheSky (user info) at 2004-04-12 09:27:08 EDT (#)
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YES!
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-12 09:16:02 EDT (#)
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That was one of the funniest rants I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by Fleet_Marshall_Badass (user info) at 2004-04-12 08:01:13 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/30070
Just wanted to give the "report" a bit of explanation. Sorry I didn't put it in the post kids.
Badass.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:58:24 EDT (#)
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Mike likes.
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:44:35 EDT (#)
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HAHA funny shit
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 07:44:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your post began to blend together on me like a poorly layered cocktail, but the picture made me laugh.
Malone