The best pizza, so far at least. (1700 hits)
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Submitted by Chuck (View user info) at 2004-04-12 15:00:41 EDT
Ok, after my little hiatus from posting I've decided to go back to what I do best on Ubersite, compare mainstream franchise overly priced food items. This time you've guessed it, Pizza. Now when reading this keep in mind I live in Sin City (Las Vegas for the slow ones out there) and here we don't really have that good of a choice of pizza compared to places like NYC or Chicago. So I'm going to put down some of the mainstream places and feel free to expand. Here we go:
Pizza Hut: Maybe the most mainstream pizza. It is alright, but has two big probelms. One, it is too fucking greasy (I got sick from it twice). And two sometimes they don't even have fucking sauce on it, it is just cheese and dough, but it looks like it has sauce because the dough is fucking 2 in. thick. One other side note I get really bad gas when I eat there. Also their breadsticks suck.
Little Caesar's: Liitle Casar's used to be good, but now they don't deliver and they don't have anymore deals. All of their pizzas are one topping to begin with and are $5. Of course you're can add toppings for about 75 cents more each, but if it's not delivered, fuck it. The one thing that keeps me putting my money there is the crazy bread.
Domino's: Domino's tastes like the pizza you ghet at the little league baseball park. It's good but you don't want to push it. Also they are scam artists. Their cheesy dots are nothing at all like they are depicted on the commercials, not a single bit. They aren't even round, and they look sickly.
Tropicana Pizza: This pizza is a little better then Domino's, but not by much. and one time we ordered a double stuff pizza from there and it wasn't even cooked.
Papa John's: For some reason Papa John's Pizza tastes a little weird. Not in a bad weird or a good weird just a weird weird. To me their grease on their pizza tastes like peanut oil, and that is just weird on a pizza.
Hungry Howie's: Like last time with french fries I left my favorite for last. This time it's Hungry Howie's. Now I don't know if hungry Howie's is nation-wide, but I believe it is. The reason Hungry Howie's is my favorite can be explained in two words, flavored crust. That's right, at Hungy Howie's Pizza they flavor the crust. the have an assortment of flavors, such as: Garlic, Rye, Sesame seed, Butter, Cheese, Butter Cheese, Original, etc. I for one always choose Butter Cheese when I order their pizza. Why? Because it makes the crust taste like their Howie Bread (which is equally as good as Little Caesar's Crazy Bread.) and that way I can have two for the price of one. It comes in handy when you only have enough money for one.
So there is my list of best pizza to me so far. I'm sure when time goes by and i go to places like NYC or Chicago I will change my mind, but for the time being this will do. Like I typed earlier, feel free to expand from this.
User Reviews
Submitted by beefstick86 (user info) at 2004-04-12 23:01:50 EDT (#)
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marco's pizza is here in the cleveland area. i think its a national chain, or at least in ohio and michigan. i think. its not bad, but they have some kickass deals around here so my friends and i always go there. plus danielle gives us free pizza and cinisquares.... mmmm.... sounds good.... ill be back in half an hour.
Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-12 19:03:10 EDT (#)
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After a little bit of research into my phonebook I found that there is no Papa Gino's in Las Vegas. We have Papa John's and Papa Murphey's but that's it.
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2004-04-12 18:52:01 EDT (#)
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"When i moved from NY to Florida i completely gave up on pizza. Pizza from a franchise is a fucking crime against humanity. Pizza is meant to come from some little ass store at the end of block run by some fucks named vinny. "
Fuckin Amen!
The Best Pizza is definitley from Lou Malnati's (sp?), it's not really a chain theres only a few of them, but that is some damn good pizza.
Submitted by Onslaught (user info) at 2004-04-12 18:41:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-12 17:05:37 (#)
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I don't believe we have a Papa Gino's out here Donitsu.
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Really? that's weird Papa Johns stole the sauce from papa gino's. Papa Johns is shitty in comparison to the greatness that is Papa Gino's
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-12 17:17:46 EDT (#)
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I would kick everyone's ass at making a kick ass pizza.
After living through it, and tasting all the pizza world has to offer, I encourage everyone to support their local unfranchised pizzerias. You may just like it.
Submitted by kgbpasha (user info) at 2004-04-12 17:17:37 EDT (#)
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All I have within driving distance is Round Table and a shitty local
pizzeria called Marco's Pizza. Round Table wins by a landslide, which
isn't saying much for Marco's Pizza. Oh, there's alos a Papa Murphy's.
They suck also. Take-n-Bake, sucks the high hard one.
But if you want mean Mexican food...Here in Cali, it's hard not to find
a good place.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 17:11:21 EDT (#)
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Malone i have had pizza from many different jets locations, if you read my reply i listed it as my favorite.
I'm now wondering if you ever made my pizza.
Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-12 17:05:37 EDT (#)
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I don't believe we have a Papa Gino's out here Donitsu.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:58:59 EDT (#)
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I had been in the pizza business for 9 years. I've worked for Jets Pizza for 7 of those years. It can be said with extreme but accurate bias that Jets Pizza is the best chain pizza in Michigan. I won't make the claim outside of this state as other states have brick and coal burning ovens.
Not only is Jets Pizza awesome, but I make the best pizza in Metro Detroit. This is a claim that I have had to defend and I have kept the self proclaimed title against others who think they can toss the perfect pie. Not so. I am the man.
So, give Jets Pizza a try, they are going national at a rapid and well deserved rate.
Malone
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:51:55 EDT (#)
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no Papa Gino's? wtf?
Submitted by Chuck (user info) at 2004-04-12 16:04:31 EDT (#)
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No, no chuck-e-cheese b/c one time time in kindergarten I had a bad experience with a mouse:
The story goes like this: I was bending over the desk to pick up a crayon and Michael Jackson came in dressed up in a mouse suit. And on the way to the front of the class he pinched my ass and gave me a note that read: I think you're cute. So after years of psycho-therapy I've have the nickname and have a fear of mice.
ohh yeah dont forget the crayon the CRaYon the CRAYON!!!!!!! [((_CRAYOLA_((>
the crayon !!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:58:42 EDT (#)
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A local place named Ciro's is the best around here.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:54:35 EDT (#)
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When i moved from NY to Florida i completely gave up on pizza. Pizza from a franchise is a fucking crime against humanity. Pizza is meant to come from some little ass store at the end of block run by some fucks named vinny.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:23:30 EDT (#)
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Pizza Hut IS to greasy. Little Skeezers still delivers where I'm at, although they don't have those big square pizzas anymore. Papa John's is ok if you drown it in enough of that garlic butter. We have Wolfman Pizza here, and it's about $20 for a large but it's good as hell. That and Pizzeria Uno are probably the best.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:23:10 EDT (#)
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what the fuck??????????
no chuck-e-cheese?????
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:15:47 EDT (#)
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Here in the detroit area we have Jets pizza, my favorite by far
Submitted by Hader (user info) at 2004-04-12 15:11:39 EDT (#)
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The only Little Ceaser's close to me is at K-Mart, or whatever shitty store it is, on the other side of town. I stick with Mr. Jim's, which I think is only local in my area. Damn you, now I'm hungry.