Part #2 of The Cougar Triology. (539 hits)
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Submitted by Fevdogg <Johnny.Teolis.at.abnamro.com> at 2001-08-21 14:23:28 EDT
Right away (fortunately or unfortunately, depends how you look at it.) I can tell this girl is not down with kissing. In fact, the only reason she started to kiss me was to direct me towards the bed and then throw me on it. At this point I figure I had better establish some ground rules, so I tell her my religion and how I don't do the full dance, she nods her head in supposed compliance. But then immediately goes back to work and 5 seconds later I have to forcefully enforce my religion. I wanted to tell her I didn't save my virginity after keeping it for so long to lose it in such a weird and stupid situation like this, but I had a feeling that might not have gone over too well!
So were moving along (this girl is pretty selfish,) but I think to myself hey she's 24 maybe when girls get older they expect special treatment so I just keep my mouth shut! And then as soon as this girl gets "pleased" she goes out like a light and I'm "like man this chick knew what she wanted!" A minute after this the fun and everything subsides momentarily the awful Acid Jazz music is brought back to my attention. I try to move but this girl has her arm firmly over my chest and I think damn what should I do? I reason that the CD will end soon and to just lie and wait it out which I did. The CD ends I almost jump up in joy but to my dismay this crazy b**** had put the CD on repeat! I was livid, threw her arm off me turned off the CD and got back into bed.
<<<Later on...>>> I was sleeping well with a sense of accomplishment. This bed was much better than my bloody futon! This whole escapade had occurred pretty late so I get woken up @ mustve been 5 in the middle of the night. At first I have no idea where I am. The girl climbs up on top of me and demands "Gimmie the drugs!" I'm still have asleep and am clueless to my surroundings except for this naked girl demanding I give her the drugs. I worry is she a diabetic and even worse fear if she is some kinda crackwh*re! She asks again and I still can't figure it out. Then, finally as to give me a clue she grasps my body while really pressing up to it and asks me once again for the drugs!
Finally, I realize what she is talking about. And I have to stop myself from laughing I think in my head who the heck asks for drugs when looking for action? In the middle of the nite with essentially a stranger!
And so even though I was tired, even though this girl was selfish, I thought she was pretty cute and I need not want to disappoint this 24-year-old so I proceeded to give her the drugs.
I was ready to make b-line for the door I didn't want to be woken up again but as I gathered my stuff the sun was coming up and it started to pour and I opted to stay sheltered with the psychopath... to be continued...
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 08:37:17 EDT (#)
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I thought I would delve back into the history of uber to see all the quality posts there were in the old days before all us peasants arrived and made it rubbish.