Final Episode of the Cougar Triology. (921 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1 on 4 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fevdogg <Johnny.Teolis.at.abnamro.com> at 2001-08-21 14:25:20 EDT
After that fairly eventful night I should have realized there was nowhere to go but down. And I did I just didn't fully realize how fast that descent would be! I had called her she said she would call back. It had been a week or so, pretty much the exact thing had happened with Stacy in the fall so I figured "Hey, I gave it a good run!"
Then it was I think about a Tuesday nite, I'm at ease with the world and myself preparing for a feast. I was gonna have some spaghetti with some nice sauce, and a slew of other things that to most people would seem trite, but to me were delicacies. All the meanwhile sitting on my couch while waiting for the water to boil watching a fabulous episode of the Wonder Year's when the phone rings. I don't react for two reason 1 its never for me and 2 I was enjoying the Wonder Years. My housemate informs that me that the phone is indeed for me. It is Felisha...
She asks me what's up and I tell her of my state of nirvana with my food and favorite t.v. show. She has the gaul to suggest we go out for dinner, I couldn't I have just described how happy I am with my current eating arrangements and she suggests I take her to dinner, boo that! But being a gentleman and realizing refusing to take her to dinner would be career limiting I comply. She asks me if I like Oriental food and I vehemently say "No!" It querries me why she asked because my response had no barring on the final decision, we were going to a Vietnamese restaurantL Worse yet the name of this pig stye was Wok-In, sounded real classy!
So it's a bit of a walk and I find that this bloody place is beside the Strip Club I mean this place keeps getting classier and classier! We go in and it's like a bloody cubicle! To me it appears the Kingston by-laws of sanitation have long since left this place. But I think maybe this place will pleasantly surprise me...nope! The waiter comes over to us and this girl (whose on that fair nite had kick ass hair has managed to let her hair look somewhat like a mullet) orders for the both of us! I'm getting steamed here I'm at a crappy restaurant and I can't even order for myself! So then finally I get some food remember I'm pretty hungry at this point, I had to abandon my freshly home cooked dinner for the stinker of a date! As I'm about to dig in with my knife and fork she goes straight for my utensils and thrusts them out of my hand, while giving me the chopsticks. This is something I don't tolerate but she refused to give them back I decide not to make a scene because we are in a public place, but my patience begins to wear thin! Worse yet she eats most of my plate.
She manages to gab about herself forever making me oblivious to the pathetic surroundings around me...and then out of the flippin' blue she asks me "You don't actually think we're dating do you?" This caught me by great surprise, I didn't know how to react! I mean this girl had moved fast that one night, asked me out to dinner, I didn't know what the heck was going on. I would have thought in some parts of the world this would be considered dating (or better put the start thereof) if not because of our actions. So I don't really say anything I am simply just p*ssed of now. I've been dragged to this rat-hole put up with its crappy food, this girls constant rambling I just wanted to leave right then and there but then a calming thought entered my mind: if were not dating I don't have to pay for her dinner. And with that all my pain subdued!
Until, the waiter comes by with the bill and this moron asks me if it's okay if I can take care of it. I honestly stared at her for a good 10 seconds with a baffled look and placed the money on the table without looking at her or saying anything to her keeping to myself what could've possibly been the greatest Seinfield monologue of all time!
User Reviews
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-01 20:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuckin right it wouldn't.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 08:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This would not get a perfect 2 in todays uber
Submitted by Perplexd (user info) at 2004-01-09 13:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whatta whore good read tho
Submitted by JDiggity (user info) at 2002-06-01 03:44:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ouch.
But it could have been more painful - count your blessings.