Fun in the office and at other people's houses. (636 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.5 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McMuffin (View user info) at 2004-04-13 07:33:09 EDT
Here's a few fun things to do to other people's computers, whether it be at home, their house, or even in the everyday workplace.
1: Take the keys off their keyboards. Any flat ended object will suffice, a flat headed screwdriver for preference. You can take some home with you if you wish, or just put them in different locations. Just switching the N and M keys causes hours of confusion.
Even more fun is switching the mouse and keyboard wires. Nothing happens when the mouse is moved, yet all of the wires are plugged in. It took one guy three days to figure this out.
A small bottle of Olive Oil, carefully applied can completely ruin the taste of the coffee in the office, you'll be able to sit back and laugh.
Use these few pranks carefully, and no one will ever know it's you. (!)
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Submitted by rubixxcube (user info) at 2004-04-13 15:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i'm all for office pranks, but at least do some good ones, or some creativity.. If you want to mess with people's keyboards don't switch the keys on the keyboards, go into control panel and change the keyoard mapping so that when they press the M key it types N but the keys are still in the correct location and it will work against people who don't look at keys as well.
Or hide a program under one of their icons so that everytime the regular program runs their CD tray will open as well. That'll drive any non computer person nuts who doesn't know how to fix it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:47:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you're a badass ! I mean, switching keys on a keyboard is like placing fake C-4 explosive in kindergarten schools.
Pranks like that are only annoying.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
These have all been done.
Except, instead of olive oil in the coffee, I put Copenhagen in the grounds.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another great trick that I recommend is taking a cyanide pill and then resting your head on your arms as if you're asleep. Everyone will laugh until they find out you're dead, and then they might feel badly that they laughed at you. Probably not though, because of all the asshole things that you had done.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1: Take the keys off their keyboards. Any flat ended object will suffice, a flat headed screwdriver for preference. You can take some home with you if you wish, or just put them in different locations. Just switching the N and M keys causes hours of confusion.
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People who touchtype don't look at the keys. Switching locations may not even be noticed.
Even more fun is switching the mouse and keyboard wires. Nothing happens when the mouse is moved, yet all of the wires are plugged in. It took one guy three days to figure this out.
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Newer motherboards don't care which is plugged where.
A small bottle of Olive Oil, carefully applied can completely ruin the taste of the coffee in the office, you'll be able to sit back and laugh.
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Oil and water don't mix... Who wouldn't see it floating in the coffee. Oh, even if it did work, why waste money on olive oil? Good old soy would do the same.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 08:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't forget plastic wrap on the ladies room toilets...