Caution: Contents May Be Hot (1303 hits)
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Submitted by Ainkara<polgara_187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-13 09:24:12 EDT
Brad read the warning on his cheap styrofoam cup, filled with just purchased coffee and had to fight the urge to laugh out loud. Anyone who needed this warning, deserved to get burnt. "Gee I thought it would be lukewarm at most, just like I like my coffee". Suddenly Brad's problems in the world didn't seem so bad, with this reminder of humanity sitting infront of him. He smiled.
Ever since that day, Brad had always come back to that same place to get his morning coffee. It always made him smile, and always helped him to have a better day.
One morning, while ordering his normal order, he noticed out of the corner of his eye, a group of women. All of them were beautiful, but only one was laughing. She appeared to be intent on reading her cheap styrofoam coffee cup. Her friends were trying to stop her from laughing it seemed, not wanting to draw attention to themselves. Brad could hear them talking. The friends were telling the girl to be a bit more quiet, people were begining to look. She was telling them it was funny. They said they needed the warnings because othrwise people would sue, even though it may be stupid. She said it was funny. They said it was sad, the decline of our society. She said that they didn't have any sense of humour. She looked at the cup and laughed again.
Brad saw her back there every morning from then on. She was never with her friends anymore, but she always ordered the coffee, in the cheap styrofoam cup. She always looked for the warning, and it always made her smile. She saw Brad every morning too. Saw that familiar smile at the warning. They were so alike, even though she knew nothing about him.
They introduced themselves after endless mornings thinking the same thoughts. Brad and Cassie. She was right, they were so much alike, and they got along better than either had hoped for.
Soon, they were engaged. Everyone knew the story of when they met. Most said it was one of the most romantic stories they had ever heard. Every single morning, they still went to buy their morning coffee. Every time they saw that warning, they still smiled.
They got married, and their wedding was beautiful. The speaches all touched on their meeting, but no one delved too deep into it, because everyone already knew, or thought they knew, the entire story. No one else quite understood what had made them smile. No one else quite understood how something so simple could be so important to them. But everyone saw the love they shared. Everyone saw what they meant to each other.
On the way to the hotel they were to spend their wedding night at, they stopped by the place they always went, to buy their coffee in the cheap styrofoam cups. As always, they smiled.
At the hotel, they were taken up to their room.
The bell boy smiled, handed them the room key and handed them an obviously custom made do-not-disturb sign, with the words 'Caution: contents may be hot' written in black and yellow above the more traditional message. He smiled at them, and left them alone.
Brad and Cassie opened the door. They smiled. No one else understood what the message had meant to them, but they understood the love that they shared. And that was all that mattered.
User Reviews
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2004-04-15 02:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo-hoo! Another cute girl joins the Uber ranks of camwhoredom! But it was a good post regardless of the pic.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-14 00:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
id, I'm over in Perth, and there's a train station about... 5 minutes away from me.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caution: Contents May Be Hot (339 hits)
I think the title is refering to the picture...
Goddammit, now I have wood again...
Fetish
I'm a Hitwhore too! http://ubertoys.servebeer.com:3600/hitwhore/
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-13 16:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 on the story and a shoulder shrug for the camwhoring.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-13 15:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The story would have been better if your cute body hadn't distracted me. Damn you!!
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good story i like it
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
on the Don scale of Doability (1-10) 1 being Rosie o'donnel 10 being Pamela Anderson... i'd give you an 8 ... bonus points for the accent.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would give up a lot of things to see Urbane hooking it up with Ainkara...
YUM!
Nice rack, I must say.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
where abouts in australia are you, and is there a nearby train station?
hopefully this story isnt autobiographical.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always thought you'd be sexy. And Australian too? Wow.
Oh yea, nice story:)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
woo woo!!!!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another +2. Your pic gave me wood. God dammit all to hell.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have still given the +2 without your pic. Nice pic by the way.
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
caution is right
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The blonde is Laura, a fellow Taurean.
While on leavers (where the pic is from) her car caught fire. Then later while in a different car, she forgot she was driving. Ah I love Wora...
Submitted by spacemonkey (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty good
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do the blonde
Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not a Lesbian, but you are cute! Nice story too!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not going to say the words "dead sexy australian girl" because my wife would hurt me.
Not a bad story either.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh Bec...how do i love thee, let me count the ways
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...shit i want your bod so bad i can't count
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, congratulations! You're hot!
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2004-04-13 10:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look at your hot little body!!!
Not only can she write, but she is DEAD SEXY as well!
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait till they see the instructions printed on toothpicks and they will probably die laughing :-)
Good work
C
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm the only one with the caution tape straight. Grey singlet. Sunburn.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool...
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Awww. That was nice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Which of those hotties is you, you little camwhore?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-13 09:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF IM NOT NOT READING ALL THAT