I HATE STUPID PEOPLE (76701 hits)
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Submitted by JP <jean15paul.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2001-08-23 03:06:51 EDT
I wrote this editorial in response to a woman who recently killed her two sons by leaving them in a hot car while she took a nap in the car with them.
---EDITORIAL---
See this is what I'm talking about. I hate stupid people. I think that they are the one group that it should be legal to discriminate against. Personally (and I know that no one is gonna agree with me) I think that she should get a just as bad if not worst sentence than someone who killed their children on purpose. Here me out. The criminal justice system is supposed to protect society from people that are a danger to society like thieves, murderers, rapists, etc. Well I feel that this woman and others like her are just as much a risk to people due to her stupidity. I can at least feel safe with a cold-hearted murder or a robber when I'm walking down the street in the middle of the day. They won't do anything because they have better sense then to rob and kill me with half a million witnesses around. And I can try to avoid other more dangerous situations. Stupid people are a danger 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and in any situation.
"Oops, I didn't realize that if I left my kids in the car the heat could kill them." "Oops, I didn't realize that if I throw a penny off the top of the Empire State building that it could kill someone on the side walk." "Oops, I didn't realize that if I left the gas on in my house it could blow up and kill my neighbors in the yard."
## STUPID MUTHAF*****!!! You are just not equipped to handle living in this society. ##
I not saying give all stupid people the death penalty, just send them all to some deserted island permanently and let them kill each other off. We'll drop food once a week, and we'll all feel a little safer. Actually, that might be the next great reality-based show, "STUPID ISLAND - How Long Will They Survive." Maybe the last one to still be alive wins an invitation back to society. Knowing stupid people though, I'm sure that they will all die at the same time in a tree cutting down incident.
## THAT'S WHY WE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE CAME UP WITH THE WORD TIMBER YOU STUPID MUTHAF*****!!!! ##
---END OF EDITORIAL---
The point of this editorial is that society has become too forgiving. Often, people act like just because it was an accident it's alright; just because you didn't mean it others can't be mad. I'm sorry that you made a mistake, but you still have to deal with the consequences.
Before yall start sending me hate mail, let me say that I am sensitive to the fact that two children lost their lives, and that is no laughing matter. That situation is truly a tragedy. I feel for the children, the mother, and the rest of the family.
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Submitted by tmpg (user info) at 2007-11-29 23:39:12 EST (#)
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What a stupid post.
If you remove all stupid people and "place them on some island" that will only make people who were prior to this action slightly above stupidity become the new definition of stupidity. Someones always going to be stupid. If they aren't someone will be seen to take there place, regardless of intellect.
Stupid.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-16 23:23:48 EDT (#)
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you won't be hearing from him anymore.or at least until he wakes up.what site is this? and how did this guy with a tattered shirt that says ih8u2man on it get into my home. I AM CALLING THE POLICE.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-16 23:21:45 EDT (#)
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So............if it's true that pennies are lethal from a certain height....
then....
why the fuck don't we just drop all our old pennies over Iraq?
it would be cheaper I think....
Unless we wanted to really give it to the bastards and drop some quarters....
Take that terrorists!
Hhahahahaha.a...
wait...
no....
that's not my....
this isn't even my home....
hey,.....
WHERE THE FUCK AM I?????????????????????
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SENF
Submitted by DiamondEyes228 (user info) at 2007-04-16 22:52:34 EDT (#)
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...funny topic, poorly written.
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-12 17:44:09 EDT (#)
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I agree.
Stupid Island, is a good idea, but aren't most people on reality TV shows pretty stupid anyway?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-05 21:32:06 EDT (#)
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So many freaks....\/
too few circuses
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-05 21:02:36 EDT (#)
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"Here me out"....I guess this was ironic or something?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-08-27 08:40:45 EDT (#)
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This post has 66000 hits. It's sub Rad.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-08-09 18:35:55 EDT (#)
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How did JP get all these hits? Good lord!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-05-22 06:59:31 EDT (#)
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64K Hits???
Jesus Christ...
Submitted by Diskincluded (user info) at 2005-03-24 16:39:47 EST (#)
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Well y'see, before all this stuff like science and civilisation started getting popular, we had this neat little thing called 'natural selection'. Basically it meant that if you fucked up or were otherwise unfit to survive, you got eaten by something.
To bring back some of the benefits of this, I recommend we start an international catalogue of idiots. Every 6 months or so, we have an open season on registered idiots.
Submitted by dudaculb (user info) at 2005-03-05 13:44:46 EST (#)
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meh.. good, not great
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2004-12-19 20:00:25 EST (#)
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Sweet.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2004-12-19 19:47:58 EST (#)
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How did this get so much attention and acclaim?
Submitted by I'm not putting my name at 2004-10-25 19:53:45 EDT (#)
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The writer of the editorial above is fucking dumbass!!! I beleive those of you who diss stupid people are only finding a way to vent your frustration at your own stupidity. I agree with the dude that said the kids would have made a lot of noise if they were dying like that. There is no way that was an accident, and it should be thourghly investigated. The idea of "Stupid Island" is fucked up. Most stupid people can not help themselves, they were born that way. Most stupid people ARE NOT a threat to civilization. I, further, would not label someone stupid, some people just do not always think something out before the act;however, in this case she should not have had to think it out and I think she should be charged with murder, but not because she is stupid. Some people may act stupid when they are tired, even as a med-student I see people everyday who appear stupid that are actually much brighter than myself. I would like to end this review by saying:"lets send that asshole that wrote that editorial to "STUPID ISLAND" and not think of the "stupid" people and be sorry for the children and realize the faults of our own arrogant ass selves.
P.S. vote for Bush
P.P.S. exuse the speeling I don't have time to fix it.
Submitted by Cat_Lady <Cat_Lady_Ice.at.hotmail.com> at 2004-10-07 05:04:18 EDT (#)
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I have a GREAT canditate for the Island Of Stupidity : George W. Bush!! The greatest idiot who ever lived! May he rot in peace!
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-10-02 13:51:00 EDT (#)
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Actually, it's impossible to kill someone throwing a penny off the Empire State Building... Thank you dicovery channel.
It has been proven.
Submitted by nelohalo (user info) at 2004-10-01 15:02:51 EDT (#)
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Oops, I thought posts went to the bottom, my bad.
Rock on
Submitted by nelohalo (user info) at 2004-10-01 15:01:12 EDT (#)
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Being able to write in perfect english is not the deciding factor of someone's intelligence. That being said...
I completely agree, every single problem in the world today would be gone if stupid, irrational people were somehow done away with. I hate every reality show ever, but I would definetly watch Stupid Island, just for the sheer joy of knowing I would never have to come into contact with these people again. The fact is, they are not supposed to be alive. Survival of the fittest in nature makes damn well sure that all the weaker animals are not going to be around for very long except in extreme circumstances, and through this animals continue to grow stronger and evolve. We have stopped this. At the rate we are going, we will most likely start to regress for the first time in history. Think about it, how many children do stupid people usually have? Seven seems like a fair number. They are too dumb to realize that they will not be able to afford the expenses so many children generate, and whats worse, they have put seven more people into this world that will probably be stupid too. 'Not stupid' people see the limitations of having this many kids and raise smaller families of one through four, most of which will not be stupid. I've heard reports that say that removing stupid people from the gene pool will not push our society forward in any way, but this is just impossible, as is proven by nature.
Stupid people are who advertisers are looking for when they put their trashy commercials on tv. They are the 'masses' that they believe are so easily controlled that by saying something is cool on MTV, they will go out and buy it or start listening to it. They are the ones who pay for downloading music online because they fear the government will find them if they use Ares. They go out and make movies like 'Sky Captain and The World of Tommorrow' the #1 movie in America. These are the people who actually say things like "I wonder why people keep getting into accidents with me?", never questioning their own ability to drive. Ever have a teacher assign pointless, mindless, or otherwise trivial assignments? Guess what type of person they are. They lack the ability to think for themselves, make any type of well thought out and intelligent decisions, or contribute to society in a consistantly positive way.
I have more to say about this, but this is a good start. And I'm new here, should this just be a new topic altogether? It's kind of at the bottom of a really long page.
Submitted by Thebeatlesrock (user info) at 2004-09-27 22:05:50 EDT (#)
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so old...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:26:36 EDT (#)
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Me too.
Submitted by tlovess (user info) at 2004-09-26 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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stupid people suck. but this was not wonderfully written.
Submitted by princess at 2004-09-25 10:01:15 EDT (#)
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lols this was funny but sadly i do agree, stupid people dont belong in this society. But before we do send stupid people away i think we should realise that we are under "stupid" rule for example dumb ass bush, hairy ass John Howard and mighty ugly blair witch. We should first get rid of stupid people that i listed then turn to "stupid" nobodies " sleeping mother of 2"/
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-09-23 10:12:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-09-23 05:58:52 EDT (#)
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The funniest part was where, in a rant called 'I hate stupid people', his fourth sentence was "Here me out".
Submitted by Uptown_Alexa (user info) at 2004-09-22 17:55:05 EDT (#)
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Granted killing two children is a serious matter, be this is still one of the dumbest posts I've ever read.
Submitted by Necroped <eatpoo.com> at 2004-09-22 15:17:17 EDT (#)
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Your mum is stupid
Submitted by AvrilLaPete (user info) at 2004-09-17 19:16:47 EDT (#)
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Man, you all should just shut up. This post is from 3 years ago. Late on the punch are we?
Submitted by brummie91 (user info) at 2004-09-17 18:59:47 EDT (#)
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U r a smelly piece of shit and ya mom is a ho who hangs out outside kfc u toad
Submitted by shane2004 (user info) at 2004-09-17 15:02:20 EDT (#)
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You are all stupid, now go away and don't come back !
Submitted by mrsfletcher501 (user info) at 2004-09-14 10:25:55 EDT (#)
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I am an advocate of relocating stupid people to a remote desert island. First to be the idiots who pull their car in front of you to parallel park 20 feet ahead when there was no one behind you in the first place and they could have waited until you drove by.
Second would be parents who think it's okay for their teenagers to dress like sluts in Juicy and wonder why they have to pay for antibiotics. My mother would have knocked some clothes on my ass if I had Juciy written across my ass. I'm sorry (I heard this somewhere)...if I were dressed like a police officer walking down the street and someone came up to me and told me they needed help...but I wasn't an officer, just dressed like one, can I really be offended when treated like a cop. NO!! So if you dress like a slut, it is a safe assumption to assume you are a slut. Slut!
Third, the biggest idiots of all...Dubya supporters. If I got too many C's in my education courses, I couldn't be a teacher and had to retake some classes until my GPA was above a 2.5, yet he can get C's and be PRESIDENT!!!! Clinton was a Rhodes scholar for God's sake. All he did was get head under his desk in the oval office. If I was a guy, I jump on it...and lie to save my ass cuz me getting a little oral gratification has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the job I'm doing as president. I have a 24 year old friend who can't finish her degree because she keeps getting called to active duty...so much for 2 weekends a month or whatever the schpiel is. I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of any more terrorist threats 3 years later. If they're supposed to be protecting this country...then why the fuck aren't they here!!!!!!!
Submitted by anonymous smart person at 2004-09-11 22:27:12 EDT (#)
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I could not agree with you more. Stupid people are the true cause of all problems. Example: PEOPLE WHO VOTE FOR IDIOT COWBOYS FROM TEXAS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2004-09-08 22:31:13 EDT (#)
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If she was a single mom, lke most mothers, many working 2 jobs, she probable didn't even know that she was asleep. She should have let the windows down, otherwise she's probably suffering the greatest tragedy of her life, made worse by people who jump on stories like this and look for a noose.
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Submitted by bad_absinthe (user info) at 2004-09-08 17:09:31 EDT (#)
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"Oops! I didn't watch MythBusters and figure out that a penny reaches terminal velocity well before it hits the ground, and said velocity is no where near enough to pierce human skin (nevermind embed itself in the skull and kill a man)"
dumbass.
Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-09-08 16:59:10 EDT (#)
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what exactly is the basis for sending people to this island? i mean come on, there are some really dumb people out there, and there are some really smart ones. most everyone else is average. they do dumb things and they do smart things. any one of you in here who can sit in your tower and proclaim that youve never done anything "stupid" in your life is a liar. and no maybe your stupidity didnt cause someone to die, but most people arent killed in this world because of others stupidity. its vicious vile malicious people who do most of the killing. and it turns out some of societies "smartest" (highest iqs) people are serial killers.
Submitted by pooky_carl (user info) at 2004-09-07 09:46:01 EDT (#)
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Man... the lady who killed her children could posibly have been tired... i mean im sure its a posibility that during the time she was asleep the temperature in the car had rizen.
Submitted by Im not giving my name out... at 2004-09-06 15:23:47 EDT (#)
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Funny, I guess. It would be better if it was spelt correctly and written like someone who hadn't just downed a few pints.
Don't you just hate the idiots who write 'no comment'? This is a *comment* box! If you don't have a comment, don't *make* a comment!
Submitted by i_love_panubans (user info) at 2004-09-02 18:08:31 EDT (#)
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u can be senator of that island fool.
Submitted by andre <hotwheel.at.videotron.ca> at 2004-08-31 10:38:00 EDT (#)
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I use stupid people everyday and enjoy it, they make me look good...little effort, in any, needed to look good on the job. If the world were not so overtaken by stupid people, we would not have to coccoon. Cocooning preserses us. I think stupid people are real good survivors in a dog eat dog world. Smart people either hide or commit suicide. God is alive, stupid people try to keep us from thinking about it. Stupid people make life easy by making minimal wages ,thereby keeping the price of food down. It's easy to hide amongst the stupid people, just play dumb and watch their constant struggle for temporary superiority. I am getting use to the fact that stupid have no valued priorities that would enhance them or lead them out. I find it a waste of time to talk to someone whom insist's on being spiritually dead. God protects me from stupid people, unless a stupid person distracts me to my death ;)
Submitted by andre at 2004-08-31 10:19:21 EDT (#)
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"All over the land, the fools were in total command." Don't forget to vote!
Submitted by Shank (user info) at 2004-08-31 03:17:12 EDT (#)
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Thats fucking sick, I fell asleep in our intrepid a few days ago in 86 degree, I slept for over 3 hours in a car with black leather. When I woke up even my fingers and elbows were sweating, there was a puddle of sweat, luckily I drank lots of stuff right away. But, I think about what it took to phase me, but I started doing situps on the seat to pass the time until my buds came back, and I imagine the intensity of the heat it must have took, or the insane amount of time they had to be sitting there. Don't you think the kids would try to wake her up? YES! If she herself was feeling it too wouldn't she turn on the air conditioning? or get out of the car? I'm not so sure this was a mere accident. Who the hell goes to sleep in a car with two children in the middle of the day anyways? This woman shoul face serious reprecussions. She might be mentally distressed from losing children but, for fucks sake lady get some brains! My god! We need to put her in some sort of hospital because she seriously without question of my mind needs help. I'm not without comapssion, but this lady is what threatens the very concept of civilization and, while we are very far from civilization is it not these who lower us beyond human, beyond beastiality? No CREATURE in it's right mind would do this. Thank you for bringing this topic to the attention of many. Live Long, Live Strong, and don't make your mom mad if she still drives you around.
Submitted by VitoCotroni (user info) at 2004-08-31 02:59:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by helspawn (user info) at 2004-08-31 00:51:46 EDT (#)
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I do agree that stupidity should be a valid punishable offense. We as a people are stupid, and therefore tolerate it, even reward it, because normality is healthy.
Ignoring the plethora of hypocrisies, blatant misuse of english in the name of the Elite and various other moot points, here is my argument.
I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Actually... my ideal is that everyone can learn to recognize their own faults. The problem is not that stupid people exist, it's that they continue to exist without being shown the error of their ways, by their fellow stupid-man. This is not to say that we can cure stupidity through education. There is a difference between knowledge and intelligence. I mean to say that through self evaluation and honesty anyone can become an acceptable member of the human race. No one is perfect. But we can all strive to be better. It's this element in even the most dense of people that allow me to respect them.
For example: If that woman was honest with herself she may not have tried to breed in the first place. She may have had them adopted out to a more capable couple, or person. Or she may have corrected her own behavior and expanded her reasoning so that she didn't make such fatal mistakes.
Yes, she should be punished for her ignorance, for as they say, it is no excuse.
Submitted by LightningAmy (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:40:54 EDT (#)
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bless you and all others that spawn from you.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2004-08-30 14:29:37 EDT (#)
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I am made of cheese ?
Submitted by Takkun <greatfonzo.at.walla.com> at 2004-08-29 13:16:10 EDT (#)
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I wish you luck on the island.
Submitted by prancing petunia at 2004-08-25 05:09:31 EDT (#)
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Boring. But I always say- Stupid shit happens to stupid people.
Submitted by one of the "stupid people" <teacherspest.at.whoever.com> at 2004-08-23 02:52:40 EDT (#)
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IF EVERY-1 HERE IS SO FUCKING SMART THEN GO GET A JOB RASE MONEY TO HELP THE HELP THE FUCKIN'"STUPID PEOPLE" OTHER THAN HATEN' ON THEM YA JACKASS
Submitted by Malice <malice.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-22 05:31:25 EDT (#)
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I am disappointed, this is one of the most viewed and it sucks. Your delivery of the subject was awful, you don't have your facts straight, and who made you God? The stupid person is the one you see in the mirror! Maybe you should find the island and start taking your friends to it, name is Dip shit Alley. As for the woman who fried her kids, when did this happen and where? Why did you not leave a website for people to read about this? To bad you weren't one of the kids, the world would be one down and who knows how many of you to go.......
Submitted by superbob2222us (user info) at 2004-08-19 15:10:11 EDT (#)
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I agree with this one totally. Not only delivery ( funny as hell ) but the ideal. I take my example from the California State Drivers License Exam, wheren, while making a left turn into a left turn lane you must check your blind spot in case some idiot decides he'll break the law and pull into the lane early to bypass all of the traffic, this by the way will cause you to fail the test if you don't comply. That's total bullshit. I don't think that society should have to change and conform to a lower level of intelligence.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-08-18 17:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by msquiet at 2004-08-17 14:06:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ShaggyAggie (user info) at 2004-08-16 16:21:53 EDT (#)
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Being a Firefighter/Paramedic, I get to see human stupidity at its greatest. I've had calls as bad as a guy trying to jump his car off powerlines. Human stupidity can be very dangerous, although entertaining at times, but I have to say thank God for it, because as long as there is human stupidity, I have job security :-D
Submitted by PinkElephant at 2004-08-14 12:25:24 EDT (#)
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This is just another embittered rant. Food labels are more intersting.
Submitted by mikeyouse (user info) at 2004-08-13 13:17:17 EDT (#)
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Why are stupid people hypocrites?
"here me out" - Why don't you HEAR me out and go back to school.
You CAN'T kill someone by throwing a penny off the empire state building, there's a little law of physics called terminal velocity.
Never mind the grammatical fuckups in the 'oops' statements. If you are going to attempt to chastise a group, make sure you aren't a member of said group.
Submitted by Marijane <spiice.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-08-10 17:08:01 EDT (#)
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this is why "i hate stupid people"
because of posts like these - and the person who said the original post was pointless and then goes on to say they have no idea why they are responding is right - because when stupid people say stupid things we feel obliged to correct them - but if we didnt then we wouldnt have to deal with stupid people. But then again if we didnt correct them would stupid people continue to say stupid things - or would they just die out - argh wish i were home smoking a bowl - maybe then i'd know what stupid is as stupid does...hmmm 1 more hour to go at work - blah
Submitted by gardenhose (user info) at 2004-08-10 05:23:37 EDT (#)
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What if we threw a man off a building and had him land on a penny?
Submitted by BlackListed (user info) at 2004-08-09 15:46:39 EDT (#)
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Honestly, f*ck stupid people. I agree with the original post.
Submitted by Smithstudd (user info) at 2004-08-08 01:23:20 EDT (#)
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Ok so what does this have to do with the price of tea in china....
Submitted by mujer_alterada (user info) at 2004-08-07 01:33:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by orange-cat (user info) at 2004-08-06 22:11:27 EDT (#)
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.... fucking funny
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-08-05 06:59:01 EDT (#)
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Reichsmarshall, I've never read so much text, that actually says nothing.
Submitted by Reichsmarshall (user info) at 2004-08-05 06:32:31 EDT (#)
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This post = Crap...real fucking crap. How it got on the most read list, and why I'm contributing to it's notoriety, I do not know...nor do I open the floor to others here suggesting things about my mother or myself as possible reasons.
Toward the bottom there someone wrote about Einstein's theory of relativity -- it really holds true in a multitude of environments and situations...even this is an applicable example. Stupid (I don't think I'll ever use that word again after this post) people perceive intelligent people as stupid because they do not value, or possess the same sensibilities, as they do -- and vice versa.
Unfortunately, nevertheless, there is not one thing that anyone can ever state that will remove the validity of the 'Common Sense vs. Intelligence' debate. The paramount thing that I can propose as a baseline means for evaluation is aptitude. That is to say that while someone possessing the common sense it takes to realize what is right from wrong may also possess the ability to function well in society (one with a strong work-ethnic working, as someone said below, for the betterment of society). That person may also be a serial murder and a great mother/father at the same time...he/she might be as queer as a football bat as well.
In the end, stupidity is not the problem this post (referring principally to the reviews it gleaned) made it out to be and there is no true way to categorize someone as 'stupid'. Lacking the aptitude to properly function in society and the comprehension of established ideas/truisms, ranging from the most basic level of understanding (Jessica Simpson) to the most superior principals (Stephen Hawking) of life is how we generally divide ourselves from our human peers.
Furthermore, and of interesting note, I have only a HS Degree...and only because I did the least mandatory effort required (in essence, no homework combined with an expert technique of taking tests from back-to-front) and, simply, did not drop out/get kicked out. I have sought no higher scholarship and decline to base my credentials upon a homogeneous certification system designed for the profit of another entity. When I was a civilian I smoked pot everyday and, from time to time, enjoyed hallucinogenic drug use...god do I miss that! I am my own man; and that way I shall stay.
P.S. "im stooped"
Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2004-08-04 02:07:54 EDT (#)
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**Submitted by Random Joe <abc.at.def.com> at 2004-07-17 20:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny that all those who ask about the penny have never thought about the damage hailstones do to people. A small hailstone is of comparable mass and surface area as a penny and is accelerated by the same force, gravity (over a distance significantly bigger than that through which a penny falls from the Empire State building, not that that matters with something so small). How many hailstones have you seen go right through somebody?**
I just have to point something out... A hailstone will have more surface area than a penny: a hailstone is a sphere, while a penny is just a squashed cylinder. Also, the hailstone will have some give to it, as hail *generally* comes only in warmer weather, and as it falls to the ground it will start melting, which makes it more likely to break apart when it hits a head than to go straight through. A penny is made out of copper, or copper coated metal. Plus it's a squashed cylinder that will fall vertically because it's more aerodynamic that way, and there's an edge to crack a head open. A falling penny will have enough force behind it that it could do some damage. I don't agree with the idea that it would go straight through, as that doesn't seem plausible to me. I do think, however, that it could be possible for it to land in such a way that it could do serious damage to someone, or to even kill if the person is positioned properly.
Just my opinion.
I do agree with stupid island... mind you... wasn't that last season of Survivor...?
Submitted by Starlet at 2004-08-02 19:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trojan, if you're so smart, why can't you spell fuckin', dropped, yeah, or uterus? Also, were you just too lazy to type out "someone"? I'm not saying that I have excellent spelling or anything, but dropped isn't too hard to figure out.
Submitted by TrojanMan <fuckyou.at.fuckyou.com> at 2004-06-27 02:13:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm.. no shit a stupid person would throw a penny of the empire state building to kill some1... CAUSE IT WOULDNT FUCKEN WORK.. it could maybe knock a person out.. BUT NO DEATH.. maybe if some DUMBFUCK like YOU were laying on the Sidewalk sideways with a Target painted on your Temple it would probably kill your little bitchass... However if a SMART human being like me would want to kill someone in the same situation.. they would think of a brighter idea.. perhaps a BOWLING BALL DROPED ON YOUR FUCKING 15 POUND VAGINA.. YA YOU WOULD SCREAM YOUR PUSSY SELF TO DEATH AS I LAUGHED WATCHING 76 PRAIRE VULTURES SNACK ON THE SOCKETS OF YOUR EYES.. AFTER ALL SAID AND DONE I WOULD SPOON FEED YOU WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR SQUASHED UTERIS..
LoVe TrOjAnMaN
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-02 14:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good concept. Poor execution
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-08-01 16:29:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sardonix (user info) at 2004-08-01 15:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No comment.
Submitted by monkeyrape (user info) at 2004-08-01 07:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats pretty stupid, I've been hit with hail much larger than the size of a penny at a much greater height and am still alive (unfortunately). Who's to say that a penny reaches terminal velocity at that height anyhow. lame.
Submitted by Becca <ArmyBrat3003.at.aol.com> at 2004-07-30 06:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even the stupidest crapper could get a C average. How do people flunk?
I may be a genius ...
Albert Einstien was once arrested for walking his dog naked ... or maybe that was some musical hoopdey doo. Maybe nobody was.
Fun facts are fun.
Had enough?
Submitted by mjt7420 (user info) at 2004-07-29 12:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe Joe was just signing "your stupid", as a lover would write "your love." Acknowledging that he himself is stupid, and that he is JP's. Just a thought..
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2004-07-29 03:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was hilarious wonderful and amazing!
to the comment of the guy below me, its you're not your :p
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-28 22:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You hate stupid people? So you must HATE yourself too! you are not intelligent, your STUPID!!!!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-07-27 10:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
another random joe at 2004-06-26 02:50:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you can't really kill someone by throwing a penny off the empire state building. All objects, when they fall in a space that has air, reach what is called terminal velocity. Terminal velocity is when the object stops accelerating because the upward movement of air is equal to the downward pull of gravity. A penny, because it is metal and has a very small surface area and mass, reaches terminal velocity very quickly. When the penny hits you, you know it because it hurts like a bitch, but you most likely will NOT die from it.
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So you're saying a penny will fall slower than other objects.....?
hmmm interesting. Stoopid Newton.
Submitted by Yenegi (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not all stupid people kill children, after all, isn't one running our country?
Submitted by Yenegi (user info) at 2004-07-23 22:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So, JP, I take you hate Bush?
Submitted by Tex (user info) at 2004-07-21 21:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A-fuckin-men dude.
Submitted by Sexual_Hobbit (user info) at 2004-07-21 19:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with you all the way man!!!! You werent being to extreme at all. They are a danger to our society, because eventually, they will get their stupid genes all mixed up with ours, and then ..... ill kill myself.
Submitted by Fuckedup (user info) at 2004-07-18 21:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i ever meet one of these negligent fucking bastards, i'm gonna kick their asses all the
way to fucking kentucky! I call those types of people : Fuckedup!
Submitted by Random Joe <abc.at.def.com> at 2004-07-17 20:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's funny that all those who ask about the penny have never thought about the damage hailstones do to people. A small hailstone is of comparable mass and surface area as a penny and is accelerated by the same force, gravity (over a distance significantly bigger than that through which a penny falls from the Empire State building, not that that matters with something so small). How many hailstones have you seen go right through somebody?
Submitted by Stormlord (user info) at 2004-07-15 05:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really hope I never meet anyone like that in real life.
Submitted by munado at 2004-07-13 23:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to who said "this is tao"... son you missed the point if you think your quote is "tao"
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-12 09:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what is a smart man but a dumb man's teacher?
what is a dumb man but a smart man's job?
this is tao... mothafuckaz!
Submitted by Big Al at 2004-07-11 20:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One should judge another person not by ones intellegence, but by the content of one's character.
Submitted by Lady Di at 2004-07-09 10:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 and if I could give it a higher rating, I would!! this is EXACTLY how i feel! Stupid people need to be on their own little planet so the rest of us can stay sane!
Submitted by Fart 'n' cheese at 2004-07-06 17:49:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love stupid people, and I love cheese.
Submitted by sekushi at 2004-07-06 00:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just want to point out how stupid "random joe" is. You can't write about how stupid other people are, and then spell every second word incorrectly or completely out of context. I hate hypocrites. And stupid people.
Submitted by CoachMagirk (user info) at 2004-07-05 16:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too hate stupid people, I think they should be removed from the gene pool.
Love,
Peepoepoewitz
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-01 19:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe we should give intellegant people australia, i live in USA but australia is cool. I think that way stupid people can kill themselves until they have to revert to primitve living and we can laugh are heads and still we didn't do anything mean to them.(I personnely think stupid people should be slaves but some samrt people say thats mean so this is a compramise.)
Everyone who wants to know whether a penny thrown form the empire state building can kill someone, why dont u go try it.
If u say we should educate stupid people, go over the fact that everyone has to go threw school thank to the law, so we gave them at least 14 years of education, but if their stupid they probably failed and got more unless they dropped out.
Submitted by confusedfemale (user info) at 2004-06-30 20:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree, but not completly. Yes they should still serve a sentence of some sort. But maybe not a deserted island. They should be treated like the insane people. (Sorry if I'm not using the politically correct term). But they (the stupid people) could be sent to some sort of institution (sp?) where someone can teach them some common sense. Give them a second chance. Look at all the people who have been given second chances. (I'm too lazy to write out any, but you get my idea)
Submitted by Flower Child at 2004-06-30 13:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
While we're on the subject of intellegence, I think Atrium is a genius personally, judging by the way he/she thinks. But the human mind is so vast and mysterious, can one judge it by mere words? Is anybody truly smart or stupid? Alas, that is my oppinion.
Submitted by Flower Child at 2004-06-30 12:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shouldn't judge someone by their intellegence but by the content of their character. I say we just love eachother!
Submitted by Abrium (user info) at 2004-06-28 12:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The presumption of intelligence is the surest sign of ignorance.
Translation: If you think your smart your definitely not.
Objective analysis free of complex human emotions as a distraction lead to valid solutions.
Translation: Looking at a problem without getting caught up in how you feel about it,
will help you to find a way to truly solve it.
How about killing all those who assume they are intelligent? I would vote for that.
I would limit it though; to those who have uncontrollable urges to inflict pseudo intelligence upon the rest of the population. They misquote facts, staunchly stand by and spout crazy opinions, which tons of merely innocent stupid people (like myself) believe. The result is tons of mislead stupid people... Also pseudo intellects tend to be completely annoying.
I say lets protect our stupid people from the most dangerous threat to mankind!!
The Pseudo Smarties!
This comes from an idiot looking for guidance and protection.
There are some things we are stupid enough to think,
which we should never be ignorant enough to say out loud.
Your story was kinda funny but needs be more focus I think...
Submitted by munado at 2004-06-27 23:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only things here, worth reading, are the responses.
All I could read between the lines (and ON the lines!) was the STUPIDITY of the author...
Submitted by TrojanMan <fuckyou.at.fuckyou.com> at 2004-06-27 02:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm.. no shit a stupid person would throw a penny of the empire state building to kill some1... CAUSE IT WOULDNT FUCKEN WORK.. it could maybe knock a person out.. BUT NO DEATH.. maybe if some DUMBFUCK like YOU were laying on the Sidewalk sideways with a Target painted on your Temple it would probably kill your little bitchass... However if a SMART human being like me would want to kill someone in the same situation.. they would think of a brighter idea.. perhaps a BOWLING BALL DROPED ON YOUR FUCKING 15 POUND VAGINA.. YA YOU WOULD SCREAM YOUR PUSSY SELF TO DEATH AS I LAUGHED WATCHING 76 PRAIRE VULTURES SNACK ON THE SOCKETS OF YOUR EYES.. AFTER ALL SAID AND DONE I WOULD SPOON FEED YOU WHAT IS LEFT OF YOUR SQUASHED UTERIS..
LoVe TrOjAnMaN
Submitted by another random joe at 2004-06-26 02:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, you can't really kill someone by throwing a penny off the empire state building. All objects, when they fall in a space that has air, reach what is called terminal velocity. Terminal velocity is when the object stops accelerating because the upward movement of air is equal to the downward pull of gravity. A penny, because it is metal and has a very small surface area and mass, reaches terminal velocity very quickly. When the penny hits you, you know it because it hurts like a bitch, but you most likely will NOT die from it.
Submitted by AhPook (user info) at 2004-06-25 07:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are neither creative nor funny. You're sort of like a second grader doing an Eric Cartman impression.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-24 20:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can you really kill someone by throwing a penny off of the empire state building?
Submitted by Mentor (user info) at 2004-06-22 13:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think eelie is a condescending ass. I mean, you're saying we shouldn't judge stupid people. We should "educate" them, and then you're calling those who judge stupid people condescending asses. Don't strain your brain on parsing that sentence.
Anyway, education takes a lot of time, effort, and money. And then we get stupid fucks who don't learn anyway, but the educational system says "we can hold him back. He's 67, has a normal IQ, and can't read. Let's give him welfare so the tax payers can pay for nature's mistake!"
I'd say we can save the money by taking people with no common sense (like the bitch that killed her kids by leaving them in the car) and rounding them up and shooting them. I'm sure there are some bacteria on that deserted island that don't want to be bothered by them. Why offend them?
Bottom line, there are always gonna be stupid people in the world. We all want our kids to be the next super geniusses. Not everyone can be at the top, but a hell of a lot more people can very easily sink to the bottom. Maybe intellectual purges aren't such a bad thing...
Remember: In Hitler's mind, he was doing God's bidding. And just look at all the good he did. Why focus on the bad? Are we so pessimistic?
Submitted by eelie (user info) at 2004-06-22 00:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My, aren't we the condescending one? So, about your island idea: how would we determine whether or not someone is stupid? I mean, stupid relative to what? And if you're so intelligent then why don't you realize that, instead of whining and complaining about stupid people, we should educate them so they're no longer stupid? You know, it's self-absorbed, intolerant assholes like you that should be sent to a deserted island, not stupid people.
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2004-06-21 01:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To quote the judge from Caddyshack: "The world needs ditch diggers too." Well, self described genius, who the hell do you think is going to dig ditches in this world if you kill all the stupid people? It sure won't be any professors from Berkeley. Those bastards will be too brainwashing young minds and spouting complete liberal bullshit to even contemplate picking up a shovel. The world would not work without stupid people. There would be no manufacturing, sanitation, or 38 year old single mothers who hang up their cell phone just in time to say with a badass atitude "Welcome to McDonalds how may I help you." Most importantly, if we were to abide by your "smart" ideas here, you'd be the first to go.
Submitted by darknuke (user info) at 2004-06-19 18:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ignorance has reached a new level.
Anyone else ever see those Internet ads that say: "Apathy Kills"?
"Ignorance Kills"
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-06-19 14:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oops, I didn't realize that if I throw a penny off the top of the Empire State building that it could kill someone on the side walk."
A penny's terminal velocity is too low to kill anyone, no matter how high you drop it.
That being said, how is it this is on the most viewed list?
Submitted by AlahAckbar (user info) at 2004-06-15 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid people suck
Submitted by exkaleeburr (user info) at 2004-06-07 22:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
put them on that island and give them some guns while you at it. have late night "battle to the dead" series.
Submitted by XxEmoeroticaxX <natjelly.at.aol.com> at 2004-06-04 11:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This makes all kinds of sence to me .. it is a legend
Submitted by god_komplexx (user info) at 2004-06-02 11:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
F***ing astounding editorial, if you ever need supporters for your island idea, just let me know, you also have my vote for president, lol...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-01 22:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Solid 0
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-06-01 22:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So do I
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2004-06-01 22:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is a...oh I'm not going to say it.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-06-01 18:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lei (user info) at 2004-05-29 18:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kicks ass because i haven't read something like it before. If i had then maybe i would give -1 as well. I just agree, you can't legislate for stupid people. There was once a police video shot of some guy changing the wheel of his car in the outside (fast) lane of a motorway. And as someone complained - "And that guy HAS THE VOTE?!" Hey, is that why you got Dubya, dudes?!!
Submitted by schmunkey (user info) at 2004-05-27 00:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not the most original idea. Everyone hates stupid people and your suggestion of either killing them or sending them off to some island is less humane than the idea of sterilzing them (which was a not so crazy practice until somewhat recently). Dumb article. I'm still all for the sterilizing idiots thing by the way.
Submitted by Irazy (user info) at 2004-05-24 12:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
eh
Submitted by Angrybeaver (user info) at 2004-05-21 01:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This has been overdone to a fault. Any piece of writing slashing people for being stupid should be run through a grammar and spelling checker at least once. Stupid people pick up my garbage every week, so I appreciate them. =p~
Da Beav
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for content, -1 for the fact I have read this exact thing before, on LiveJournal. If it's your LJ, great, no problem, and I apologise for marking you down on account of it.
Submitted by euripidestrousers (user info) at 2004-05-20 11:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by smileysteve630 (user info) at 2004-05-18 19:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Throwing coins from the Empire State building doesn't work. I tried it years ago. I even tried a quarter. There is an island for stupid people but it closes around 9:00 it's called the mall. Besides, the dumber they are, the less you have to pay them.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-05-18 12:14:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SWM seeks Child Murderer. Inquire within.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/14586
a letter to Susan Smith...the saem crazy bitch that drowned her kids in the car.
Submitted by pudentane <3xs.at.verizonmail.com> at 2004-05-17 23:52:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stupid people don't do research before they express themselves. Not knowing the details of this tradgedy I'll have to accept your version as the correct one. Stupid people include assholes riding their motorcyles too fast and not making the curve, same with a car. Stupid people generally need guidance and understanding, which you have not offered in your foolish diatribe. Stupid people sit in judgement of others. Stupid people think a penny could kill a person if dropped off the Empire Stat Bld.(you really can't be that stupid can you?). Hmm, I think your one of em... Where exactly do you want the bullet oh master of the dim witted? The 1 ranking was for the laughs.
Submitted by DirtyKufar (user info) at 2004-05-15 06:58:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know what?,I hate people like you that type in all caps for a third of your little disscusion
Submitted by bluerampage2 (user info) at 2004-05-14 15:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh. I agree, I hate stupid people. You could have done better with this, though.
Submitted by Twinkieyes (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought this was why the Darwin award was created....
Stupid people have stupid genes, they kill themselves off never again to pass these retard genes on! Thus the end of stupidity
Submitted by MuMeson (user info) at 2004-05-13 18:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forget racial profiling lets do stupid profiling. Those that fail board the plane but do dont disembark at the other end!!!!
Look out, imbeciles falling from the skies!!!!
Submitted by Daeron (user info) at 2004-05-13 12:39:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well said dammit
About time someone said what we've all been thinking
btw, you should like this
www.darwinawards.com
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2004-05-12 20:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Your complaining about stupid people, yet you spelled mother wrong. -1 for that. Other than that this was some good stuff.
Submitted by Metal_Immortal (user info) at 2004-05-12 18:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, at leaste the stupid moron's children died. They wont pass an idiot genes now, will they?!?
Submitted by TickTock (user info) at 2004-05-11 16:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I loathe people who say worst when they should be saying worse.
Submitted by 52kgs (user info) at 2004-05-07 01:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thou art also foolish. -2 for you, my genteel minded fellow Uberer.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-04 06:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Leave stupid morons alone... Eventually they will all kill themselves.
Submitted by KreefMeester (user info) at 2004-05-04 05:51:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont even feel pity for you foolsh.
Submitted by Socially_Distorted (user info) at 2004-05-04 05:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stupid is when your on the phone and you catch your-self waving hell, instead of goodbye.
no rank.
Submitted by YourAllGay (user info) at 2004-05-03 22:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid People are the most fun type of people out there. Would you rather hang out with Nerd and watch Star trek everyday? Pansy
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-05-03 20:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you too!
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2004-05-03 19:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Good point, bad spelling, painfully obvious. I'd like to point out that stupid people can be legally discriminated against if you are smart enough to do so. For more information, check out the crowd shots during pro wrestling.
Submitted by Zac <None> at 2004-05-03 19:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about damn time somebody said it!!! The morons I have to put up with today are enough to make me wanna hurt someone, I swear. But, anyway, God bless you for speking the truth. I'm quoting you in my next term paper.
Submitted by Zac <None> at 2004-05-03 19:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about damn time somebody said it!!! The morons I have to put up with today are enough to make me wanna hurt someone, I swear. But, anyway, God bless you for speking the trust. I'm quoting you in my next term paper.
Submitted by Jediknght (user info) at 2004-04-28 18:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
AMEN dude, now thats the truth.
and you know WHY there are so many more stupid people today??
becuase there is no more survival of the fittest. with windows XP (damn you XP!) and DMV people that give liscenses to anybody stupid people arent eliminated. they continue living in normal society. people are making things to KEEP them here and help them survive where the shouldnt survive.
but you gotta admit, if you start a buisness they are easy to exploit!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2004-04-26 16:55:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I agree with the diatribe against stupid people, but I believe it could have been more eloquent.
+2 for speaking the truth
-2 for having the grammar and spelling of a middle school student.
Submitted by looped (user info) at 2004-04-25 04:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Isn't there a case to be made about the balance between the good things a person has intentionally done for society as opposed to their dumb-ass mistake(s)? I realize this case in particular is a bit extreme. But lord knows i've contributed my fair share of dumb-ass kadoozies. Especially while intoxicated. I'd cite examples, but there's so many, they should be reserved for an actual post.
Anyhow, I like to think i learned from the immediate consequences enough so that i'll at least be more careful (or clever)when the situation presents itself again. And what I've done FOR society (again, I won't go into length here, but suffice to say I'm a fucking saint when i care to be), that I hope that I will be gven a fair chance (or trial),before being sent to an island with Gilligan, Bill O'Reilly and The Enforcer.
Submitted by tomb (user info) at 2004-04-23 20:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Hey Jean-Paul ever hear of terminal velocity? I guess not, since you can't kill
anyone with a penny even if it were dropped from the moon. "
wrong. the penny would exceed terminal velocity while in the vacuum of space+ reach earth at its entry velocity. also, you could kill someone with a penny dropped from 50 feet, but only if it is perfectly vertical on the solar plexus of a non-fat (read non-american) person
Submitted by 2_shit_faced (user info) at 2004-04-23 15:46:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this one is really pointed at "Biloba" geezs shart ass u really know alot about the nobel prize but think of it this way,the american society that u think so highly about is made up of over 200 million people and yet your president has an I.Q. of 87 so i dont think that he is the smartest cookie in the bunch. and another thing be for u write get ur fucking facts stright.
as for the post the best yet +2 for ur thoughts
Submitted by Katia69 (user info) at 2004-04-22 23:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha i like that. no hate mail from me, i totally agree with you, stupid people are a danger to society... crap..
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAhahahaaaaa... You have a really amusing writing style.
Also, Uh... Britgirl... America isn't an island...
England is though. Hmmm.....
Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2004-04-21 21:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Agree completely.
Also, Britgirl = moron.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-19 00:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate stupid people who don't realize they're stupid. It gets annoying trying to prove their stupidity to themselves.
Submitted by erratic (user info) at 2004-04-18 20:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-16 02:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by britgirl (user info) at 2004-04-14 09:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There IS an island which is populated by all the stupidest people, its a very big island, and its called AMERICA.
Submitted by socialdropout (user info) at 2004-04-09 04:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
its not the stupid people you have to worry about. you can always assume that they are going to do something fucking stupid, so you try and avoid them. its the smart ones you have to worry about. you think that they're safe to be around, but you never really know when they are going to do something..... extremely....... fucking..... stupid.....
and youd never get everystupid person on an island, or a hundred islands. they're already dominating the worlds population. and what if they decide to start a civilisation of their own. stupid people are extremely dangerouse....
Submitted by ashleykane1980 (user info) at 2004-04-05 17:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you deserve the death penalty for sucha stupid post, do you think it was her intention for her kids to die? yeh she left the house thinking ill just go over heat my kids today
why dont u go to that deserted island and take people who are as narrow minded with you so you can anihilate eachother with your narrow perspectives.
Submitted by f1ghtdub <snatch22x AT aol.com> at 2004-03-31 01:07:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok, first of all, I agree with your point. However, in this situation it's the kids that are stupid for NOT REALIZING THAT THEY'RE DYING. I mean, the mother was in the car with them. She could rightly assume that the kids would tell her if it was too hot. Also, you really detract from your point by misspelling MURDERER, HEAR, and WORSE. Not that hard. Idiot.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2004-03-29 22:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because it's true
-2 because it's been done
Submitted by Sniper-Wolf (user info) at 2004-03-26 19:36:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One, you aren't smart. And two, go die in fire.
Submitted by dumbass1256 (user info) at 2004-03-26 14:46:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ummmm....Stupid people kick ass......so fuck off!
Sorry, have a nice day!
Submitted by BlackTar (user info) at 2004-03-21 16:30:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yes you get a 1 mainly because many people think this...and have made ideas like this. me i use the desert islan idea for the middle east....like dont get me wrong every person ive ever met from the middle east are great people...but i think all the nice ones get out before too many rocks hit their heads....but yes i think we should put the whole of the middle east in the middle of the ocean with nothing but food water and shelter so we dont have to worry about them anymore. good idea man...we need to take this into charge. i mean your Tv show idea is better then the one with the fat guy that trys to piss off the parents....what is the world coming to...serisously...good job dude
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-20 22:20:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
see the Bell Curve
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-03-19 19:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not that I endorse the murder of children but by the tone of your piece you should be glad she did what she did. You know thinning the herd and all. Thats just two more children that won't grow up to be stupid adults.
Submitted by mandingo1979 (user info) at 2004-03-19 18:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i don't nessearily agree i think stupid people should just not be alowed to reproduce, stupidity can be recognised at a verry young age i think at this time these peoples reproductive organs should be removed thus removing one more retard sperm/egg from any chance of carying on that gene.
Submitted by Daniel <kingofsnowdonia.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-17 21:03:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
omg.....this was MY plan...oh well....and this comment is in response to the great master of grammar, jared: the phrase is "more stupid" you dumbass, not "stupider".....welcome to the island, jackass.......
Submitted by Carrie Matthews <makemydayblondie.at.yahoo.com> at 2004-03-15 17:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is just a fine example as to why some peole shouldn't be parents. It also kind of makes me wonder why all the good prents get visits from Health and Welfare. I mean come on someone needs to pull their head out of their ass.
Submitted by dude at 2004-03-12 16:16:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
well that was great, but a penny dropped from the top of the empire state building cannot kill someone. just bruise them a little bit.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2004-03-08 08:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, i'm the most stupid person for posting MY FUCKING PASSWORD on this site.
Never mind... I never posted here anyway.
And it's "most stupid" moron. At least I / he can speak english.
Submitted by deathjester <swh9an7h> at 2004-03-08 08:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by samoddie (user info) at 2004-03-07 09:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you are the most supidest person i have ever met. Although it is a shame that everyone is not as perfect as you. Remember: Everyone makes mistakes.
Submitted by flux_modulator (user info) at 2004-03-07 06:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I would love to be on this island, especially if all the beautiful blonds were sent there.
All intelligent blonds may commence their attacks now!
The TV show Myth Busters did an experiment on the penny tossed off the Empire
State building and proved it wouldn't kill anyone. But at 100 miles up it could
obtain a speed of around 800 MPH. Space is a vacuum and allows a higher
speed.
The Astronaut who jumped out of a helium balloon at 100+ miles broke the speed
of sound during his fall.
Go ahead and point your finger at the stupid people. Relativistically speaking Einstein.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-03-06 05:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah throwing a penny off empire state building wont kill anyone, probably won't make it past the 82nd floor either.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-03-04 16:41:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That is a lot of hits.
Submitted by Uberfuck (user info) at 2004-03-04 16:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
While I don't disagree with the fact that stupid people cause great harm in society, you ruin your posting with the all-caps censored expletive. If you are going to type MUTHAF******, you may as well just type "Motherfucker".
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-03-02 20:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Send them all to Iraq they will fit right in.
Submitted by Dennis Hopper at 2004-02-22 00:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid people rock hard bro. They fall down and drop their groceries and it makes me laugh. They also are sweet to play poker and checkers with. And finally they make funny faces when they are trying to do math! http://www.geocities.com/captain_foamy
Submitted by Biloba (user info) at 2004-02-21 22:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
1. According to a poll I've seen, 89% of the people believe they are smarter than average.
2. Stupid people can be soooo nice!
3. Just about every parent I know has walked 3 steps from their car, only to realize their child is still in it. The problem is that car seats face backwards, so you can't see 'em, and when you get in the car, they fall asleep, so you can't hear 'em either. After a few minutes of driving, it's easier than you would think to forget they are there.
Honestly, that's one of my worst nightmares, because I can see how it could happen.
Finally, to the guy who was convinced Americans are so stupid, let me point to this fact:
From 1951 - 2000, the U.S. has won more Nobel Prizes in the sciences than the rest of the world combined. U.S. Scientist have won 59% of all Nobel prizes for physics, 46% of all Nobel prizes for chemistry, and 59% of all Nobel prizes for medicine. In real terms, the U.S. won 171 Nobel prizes in the sciences from 19501-2000. As a comparison, during that same period Canadians won 6, while the French won just 11.
More recently, from 1990 -1999 Americans won 65% of all Nobel Prizes in the science categories, and 77% of the world's Nobel prizes in science were given to researchers at American institutions.
http://www.suttontrust.com/text/nobel.doc
The OECD recently ranked the top 100 universities in the world. 13 of the top 15 were in the U.S. George Bush graduated from Yale as an undergraduate and Harvard for his MBA. No university in your country is ranked as highly as either of those. (Due probably to your chronic underfunding. Harvard's endowment is larger then the combined endowments of all universiteis in the U.K.... multiplied by 3)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-16 22:30:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I like this. I didn't plagiarize this, it's similar in the fact that stupid people need to die, but I didn't copy you. http://www.ubersite.com/m/25686
Submitted by BLAHBLAH <hickorychicken.at.koolnet.com> at 2004-02-10 16:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
imagine if you did not have the chance to have a full education, like many people in the third world, and some smartass like you thinks it is ok to discriminate people on how much they know. Wouln't you be pissed off? And plus, to some people you may be a dumb shit, becuase i doubt you are one of the cleverest people alive, so therefore YOU would be the dumbshit, and people would be gettin pissed off at YOU
Submitted by shantydweller36 (user info) at 2004-02-04 19:42:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The way I look at it is you cant get rid of them. If you took all the stupid people on earth, they wouldnt fit onto an island. Which of course means that all of the stupid people would end up with the continents of north and south america, africa, and possibly asia. In fact I think there might be enough smart people on earth to maybe, (mind you MAYBE) create a sustainable population for an island the size of jamacia. This could be a problem when it came down to it in the end because after a while the intelligant people would be inbred and therefore become just as stupid as the rest of the world. I do agree that stupidity is the worlds greatest problem, but hell it cant be helped. Its the human way.
Submitted by glycogen (user info) at 2004-02-04 11:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
apparently, this jackass jared is a guy who prides himself on his ability to correct other people's grammar. in addition, it wouldn't be too hard to believe that jared has a number of relatives who would be condemned to the "stupid island", which of course would make him very reluctant to create one. the general premise, which was not misguided, makes a lot of sense. in this society, we constantly forgive people for the most heinous crimes, etc., many times due to stupidity. the problem is that decades ago we prevented them from procreating. since we are no longer doing that, we are propogating our problem to future generations, which will inevitably lead to more dolts like jared populating our planet. by the way, jared, i didn't have a chance to proofread this post, so rather than critiquing that aspect, try actually confronting the content.
Submitted by jared <crap.at.crapcrap.com> at 2004-01-30 00:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Before you call people stupid, you perhaps should look in the mirror.
You don't even know the difference between "here" and "hear."
Furthermore, who draws the line of where stupid is a killable offense? Just from examining your inability to string together a sentence, it leads me to believe you are stupider than I. Does this mean it should be legal for me to kill you?
Someone in the ratings said something I found funny: "You seem to be ranting on stupid people (acceptable) however before you do so stop and think, "Am I just as dumb as them?"
"Them" should be "they." Oh, the irony...
Jared
www.funkarmy.org
Submitted by attackoftheworkerclones (user info) at 2004-01-25 19:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ya i hatem all to
Submitted by TiTan182 (user info) at 2004-01-24 07:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Finally someone stands up against the biggest threat in the universe:stupid people.Great idea with the island game.
Submitted by skam (user info) at 2004-01-20 23:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My uncle's pretty stupid.
He got his by lightning. Twice.
Seriously.
Submitted by Just_Some_Dude <cool_hand_uke.at.juno.com> at 2004-01-12 05:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's something about the penny issue:
http://www.urbanlegends.com/science/penny_falling_impact.html
Submitted by cchero (user info) at 2004-01-11 21:07:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stupid Asians
Blasts at block as man welds fuel tank
TWO explosions rocked the Bukit Panjang neighbourhood on New Year's Day, after a man attempted to weld shut a leak in the fuel tank of his motorcycle in his flat.
The fuel tank of this motorbike had been leaking, and the owner had removed it to repair it in his flat, after emptying the petrol into a pail. --
The 39-year-old man, who was alone at home at the time, had dismantled the tank and emptied the petrol into a pail before he took it up to his sixth-floor flat.
He then started to fix the leak in the tank using a soldering torch outside the toilet, but some of the petrol that had spilled on his hand caught fire.
While he was trying to put out the flames in a panic, the sparks ignited the petrol fumes from the pail, causing the first explosion that shook the block.
Some of the burning petrol then apparently trickled down the sewerage pipe and within minutes there was a second, more powerful explosion in the underground pipes.
One manhole cover was blown to pieces and two others popped open, according to residents in the a