Personality Test (674 hits)
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Submitted by Shirkinparkin (View user info) at 2004-04-13 11:32:59 EDT
Want to find out what really goes on in that big melon you call a head? Take this personality test to find out, then scroll down to see your answers.
1. Which is better?
a. reality
b. fantasy
2. Would you rather?
a. have all the money in the world and be sad
b. have no money and be happy
3. Which is bettter?
a. Subway
b. Quiznos
4. What song best describes you?
a. We are the Champions by Queen
b. Back in Black by AC/DC
c. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
d. Anything by Fu Manchu
5. Which car would you rather have?
a. 1970 Impala
b. 2004 Impala
6. Who's better?
a. Elvis
b. The Beatles
7. Think of a number between 1-500,000. Which is closer to your number?
a. 256
b. 250,000
8. If you could change any part of your past, would you?
a. Yes
b. No
9. If you could be President, would you?
a. Yes
b. No
10. Would you rather live in?
a. Paris
b. Sydney
11. Which subject is more useful in everday life?
a. Science
b. Literature
12. Which is more important to you?
a. Money
b. Sex
13. Which instrument would you rather play in a band
a. Guitar
b. Bass
c. Drums
d. Keyboard
14. Which version of Alice in Wonderland is better?
a. The book
b. The movie
Answers
1. a. reality- You are a down to earth person. You find comfort in what you are familiar with.
b. fantasy- You are a dreamy person. You most likely do drugs.
2. a. have all the money in the world and be sad- You like money and use it to get everthing you want, including sex.
b. have no money and be happy- You are sexually frustrated.
3. a. Subway- What the fuck is wrong with you? Did that Jared faggot ruin your mind? Oh, let me guess, You're on Atkins? Get a life you fat slob.
b. Quiznos- Good Job. "We love the subs!"
4. a. We are the Champions by Queen- You have a strong desire to succeed. You are most likely gay, or you play hockey.
b. Back in Black by AC/DC- You have a strong urge to bang every girl/guy you see.
c. My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion- You have a horrible taste in music and should be shot.
d. Anything by Fu Manchu- You smoke alot of pot.
5. a. 1970 Impala- You treasure the past
b. 2004 Impala- You live in the 'burbs.
6. a. Elvis-
b. The Beatles- You're cool either way for listening to something other than today's top 40.
7. a. 256- You have a small penis.
b. 250,000- You think you have a big penis, but in reality, you don't.
8. a. Yes- You try hard in everything you do, you are a perfectionist.
b. No- You're a fuckin liar.
9. a. Yes- You like to take charge.
b. No- You realize the government is corrupt and you don't give a fuck.
10. a. Paris- You're romantic.
b. Sydney- You're a crazy lunatic pig fucker, that thinks everybody is trying to ruin you life by tricking you into thinking that that pig you are fucking is actually in love with you and wants to have half human, half pig offspring.
11. a. Science- You never understood literature.
b. Literature- You never understood science.
12. a. Money- You have unadequate genitals.
b. Sex- You have an unadequate wallet.
13. a. Guitar- Your a leader that likes to bring everybody together. Your drug of choice is cocaine, and you like to fuck tall blonde bitches.
b. Bass- You like to sit and watch everything happen around you, and take it all in. You constantly have weird sex fantasies, including your parents.
c. Drums- You are known as the wild one. You often are the life of the party. You like to fuck big fat chicks.
d. Keyboard- You secretly have a crush on all the other guys in the band, but you act straight by banging chicks that remind you of your uncle Barney.
14. a. The book- You enjoy reading and learning.
b. The movie- You're a stoner!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shirkinparkin (user info) at 2004-04-13 21:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You guys are just sad because you have small dicks.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:52:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
G @ Y
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-13 14:44:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:44:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:14:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
The fact that this has a positive rating is a fucking travesty.
Submitted by Fink <NiceGuysFinishLast3.at.hotmail.co> at 2004-04-13 13:30:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Melany (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:29:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:36:45 (#)
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Ok, I would so fuck a drummer over any other musician any day.
I am not fat, you jerk, in any sense of the word.
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My thoughts precisely!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-13 13:14:11 EDT (#)
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The fact that this has a positive rating is a fucking travesty.
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-13 12:36:45 EDT (#)
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Ok, I would so fuck a drummer over any other musician any day.
I am not fat, you jerk, in any sense of the word.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-13 12:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Then why did you click on the post? faggot
Submitted by lawryde (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That was ghey. If I wanted a personality test, I would go to some other website
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:51:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No really worth reading. But, alot more amusing than most of the other posts.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a big dick and tests are shitty.
Except mine...try them:
http://quizilla.com/users/PhallicGod/quizzes/Which%20WWII%20Tank%20are%20you%20%3F
or
http://quizilla.com/users/PhallicGod/quizzes/How%20sick%20are%20you%20%3F
Submitted by iamhewhoisnot (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:49:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Mr_Insanity (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Maddox said it best:
"How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality?"
(don't hurt me!)
But +1 but taking the piss out of itself.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was ok
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-13 11:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I have never seen this before so I liked it. Parts of it made me laugh.