Title: Theres something about Jenny (Duel) (955 hits)
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Submitted by Aladdin El Salhadin <gaiijinninja.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-13 21:46:25 EDT
(A friendly challenge between know Know_Your_Place and Aladdin was lodged when both found a topic of discussion, a girl called Jenny both were unfortunate enough to meet and these are their personal accounts)
The internet is full of sick, twisted people, just look at any script by that chatroom comedian Bloodninja and you can confirm that, the world is full of people with sick minds, problems and issues and thankful the social implications of society generally stop these people from being as twisted as they can be in the general public.
This brings me to the next point, the internet is anonymous, here you can be anything or anyone you want to be, if it suits you, you can stride into a chatroom and state "Hi I am Samuel, a 9'1, 80 lbs, Siberian, bisexual, transsexual, kitten and midget and believe me there will be at least one person in that chatroom who will be turned on by this and ask you to "lets c y b a".
The internet has a way of letting us say things we usually wouldn't say in person, it brings out the deeper personality traits that we hide beneath the veneer of politeness, things we generally wouldn't do because society tells us not to, like laugh at a funeral but within the comfort of our bedrooms, these things are acceptable, sometimes even encourage and then there is Jenny.
Jenny is to society as Pop is to radio, an annoyance, an inconvenience and someone who we avoid
Like the plague, when you meet a person like Jenny in person, make a fuss and escape quickly
Thus forcing you to never have to speak to that person again, like an agent in the matrix, all you
can do is run and pray, pray you make it to an exit.
She's like the decrepit old man who constantly calls you sonny, she's someone who you dread
Seeing or being around, it's a curse to be associated with her.
But I digress, I was sitting on MSN discussing an uber challenge with my friend Know and we could not decide on a topic, as always this resulted in a useless bashing when a mutual friend Daniel thought it would be humorous to introduce us to Jenny, unbeknown to Know he had already had the grave misfortune of meeting Jenny, I however was a virgin in all things Jenny Related.
If there was ever a person who it should be legal to kill, it would be Jenny, if any problems occur in your life, then blame jenny for it is no doubt her evil ways that have caused it.
Internet fighting as a whole is a foolish thing to do, you waste time, effort and in extreme cases undergo emotional stress from it, While this is mostly true while fighting idiots, I find that by fighting people are who intelligent or in the case of Jenny, believe there intelligent it helps me tone my eloquence for an occasion when I will actually have to be able to think on my feet, after all, what better way is there to boost your confidence for a battle of wits other then fighting the witless.
The conversation is as follows:
Aladdin: Howdy
Jenny: wth?
Aladdin: Hey dont ask me, i didnt add you... how did you get on my list ?:S Who are you ?
Jenny: oi daniel, what's goin on?
Jenny: jahan?
Aladdin: Pleasure, thats me
Aladdin: Who are you ?
Jenny: genni
Jenny: you sound like an idiot
Brain: I will just reread that last line, nope it wasn't a misprint, the bitch had just told me I was an idiot after talking to me for a grand total of a minute and a half and now its time to be a complete fucker back Initilizing Eloquence module
Aladdin: Well done, you've evaluated me on the basis of the two lines of talking ive done
Aladdin: You sound horribly conceited, socially inadequate and im just guessing, horribly ugly as well
Jenny: oh that's so cute, you try and use big words and make spelling mistakes
Brain: That line make sense to you, It could have been worded better, maybe she is smarter then you, nah
Ego: Man this is bullshit... I wish I were taller
Aladdin: Awww arent you impressive, let me guess, when you were a child, your parents didnt love you enough ?
Aladdin: and made you drink Drano
Jenny: what school do you go to?
Aladdin: School X, let me guess you go to School Y
Jenny: wow! you are a clever boy! did you ask Daniel?
Aladdin: Nobody else could possibly think there's as intelligent as you believe you are
Background commentary: School Y is famous for being filled with jerks, there reputation as the best school in Sydney has made there heads lodge firmly up there asses, it doesn't matter if like us you go to the third best school, as long as your not one of them, you're an invalid, this coming from a high school where its compulsory to raise pigs
Aladdin: No, i simply searched my soul and reminded myself that anyone who deals with animals long enough becomes like one
Jenny: i am intelligent. i'm sorry, but that's the God honest truth
Brain: Realization It was at this point that I realized the truth, truly I was foolish for I had not seen it before, Jenny was not really a teenage girl, she was the incarnate of Arrogance, the champion who was chosen to lead the armies of conceit and arrogance to victory against all the humble and good willed, she had no doubt been given the sword 'Bitchius', the equivelent of Excalibur in the Arrogant world and was questing to rid herself of anyone she deemed unworthy, I am not intelligent but I will be damned if I let this bitch defeat me, as retarded as internet arguing is, it had to be done, for the sake of catharsis
Aladdin: No your not, you think your intelligent
Aladdin: there's a critical difference there, its called third person perspective.
Jenny: it's funny how you know all this and still don't know how to use apostrophe's
Aladdin: But ill humour you, someone as intelligent as yourself would no doubt speak numerous languages
Aladdin: I apologize my grammer is lacking, English isn't my first language
Aladdin: and good work with the capitalization of sentences
Jenny: it isn't mine either
Aladdin: if we wish to knitpick then we can do so freely
Aladdin: What may i ask is your first language, Annoying hell bitch ?
Jenny: irish gaelic
Aladdin: Hehe thats not a language, you come from a joke of a country
Ego: Dude that wasent cool
Brain: I am pissed off right now, so much so that ill mock anywhere she comes from, ill make it up to the irish and drink myself into a stupor once this is finished, hail St Patrick and be blessed the leprechauns and may they have mercy on my heathen tongue which I will lash with many a pint
Jenny: you think so?
Aladdin: Oh no, Its a generally agreed fact
Jenny: i am sorry you have been lead to believe that
Aladdin: Well I generally dont like stereotyping but you did that to me, you came on and right away you took my good nature and held it against me
Ego: I feel a little bigger, that's right, good natured people are not some kind of second class citizens, don't feel bad mother fucker, now time to back that bitch away.
Jenny: haha
Aladdin: I dont enjoy arguing with people, I seriously do not but you seem to take some sort of perverted pleasure out of it
Jenny: i said "you sound like an idiot". that was your cue to prove me wrong
Aladdin: no that was the start of your abuse
Aladdin: you wanted to cue me to prove you wrong you should have done so in a more socially accepted manner
Jenny: hahaha
Jenny: why should i change who i am to fit into society's idea of what is "acceptable" or not?
Brain: Well done, she played the teenage angst card, lets take whining and give it a more hip title 'angst' and then when people do it, they imagine people will care, I grow weary of this, time to destroy her with an intellectual barrage I have been saving for just this occasion
Ego: I am the man
Aladdin: A good point, but is it right to juxtapose your beliefs onto a society that is not ready for them ?
Jenny: i don't give a shit what's right by you, I have always believed i should be myself no matter what the cost
Brain: What cost, have you fought in great wars, endured hardships, what suffering has a pampered spoiled little rich girl living in Sydney have to go through, you know nothing of hardship bitch, lets just finish this intellectual slaughter so I can make amends to my Irish brethren
Ego: Who's da man ! I am da man, that's right
Aladdin: but you see, what are you ?
Aladdin: Are you a manifestation of your self, are you an opinion, an idea
Aladdin: define yourself
Jenny: i am everything that is me...my opinions, my ideas, my soul, my body, my attitude
Aladdin: yes but where do you get your opinions and
idea's from
Aladdin: do you get them from books ? Because that's someone elses opinion
Aladdin: Penned down
Aladdin: Do you get them from people
Aladdin: once again thats obscured
Jenny: i get them from what i see around me, from
my oen observations and judgements
Brain: Well Socrates why don't you elaborate, oh yeah because your fucking retarded, hurry this shit up Aladdin so we can go and watch Naked news, mmm naked news
Ego: BACK DOWN BITCH, Don't you know I belong to the shifties arab ever, THE SHIFTIEST (To see why go to http://www.ubersite.com/m/30146)
Aladdin: you must realize that you are a creation of what you read, write and think and nothing greater
Aladdin: Very well, how much of the world have you seen ?
Jenny: i don't make judgments about the places I haven't seen, unlike you
Aladdin: But you make judgements about people you haven't met yet
Aladdin: So you see, you contradict yourself and waste my time
Jenny: i made judgements on what you had offered me thus far
Brain: Wow both lines of it ! You truly are a genius, humble and charismatic too, Man its time for naked news, bid this bitch goodbye
Ego: I AM DA MAN NOBODY CAN STEP ! (My ego is that of a Cool african american guy I once met called Mark, mark leads me when I am lost)
Aladdin: Farewell, remember there will always be
someone smarter then YOU
Aladdin: And if you believe you can judge someone
by a few words then you are wrong, regardless I wish you
nothing but good fortune because I know you will poison
your own destiny with your asinine tongue
So it was done, In my eyes I was victorious, the fellowship of the bitch was destroyed, it was a fellowship because she believed herself as intelligent and important as nine people, I doubt she was worthy of the left nut of pippin, the most retarded fucking hobbit the world has ever seen.
I hate this woman, if any of you meet her then run, run and don't look back, she's the kind of person who comes uninvited to the party, insults you and eats your fries then fucks off, she's not even cool and conceited like Simon from American idol, Man I despise her.
Although It was meaningless, my feelings were unchanged except for a slight shift of my mouth and a grand total of twenty minutes of time was wasted, I feel that by exposing Jenny as the avatar of Ebola, I feel just a little bit better, she has probably reverted to denial, a key arsenal in any asinine fools arsenal.
Jenny, you're a thief of natural resources, stop living and decompose so that you may at least return what you have taken and with that and the catharsis in my veins I leave you with this
User Reviews
Submitted by Genni <u know mi email> at 2004-04-29 08:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cute, real cute
it's sad that you couldn't let a ten minute conversation with someone you never met go...
it's odd that you, being such a high being, didn't just move on and forget my immaturity/bitchiness/mock intelligence or whatever you were on about...
you are quite the hypocrite, i judged you on two lines, which i admit was wrong...my judgement was not a definite remark and not overly damaging to you as a person ("you SOUND like an idiot"). You then went on to judge me to a much larger extent...and with quite big words...i am so very proud of you ^^
and btw, if you wanna slander my good name in future...make sure it's actually my good name you're slandering...spelt G E N N I
luv ya!
genni xoxoxo
God Bless
Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-16 22:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for linking this shit off my post....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30438
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Must not be a lot of people clicking on the link back to this that I have been handing out like a booby prize to all the recipients of my -2s.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-14 10:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sound like a bit of a pompous ass, but the post was funny and the picture was entertaining.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-14 08:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i didnt read the post, but u get a +2 for the picture.
it better not fucking suck.
Submitted by Aladdin (user info) at 2004-04-14 00:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you for your comments, feel free to do a -2 link right back here, It was actually what I planned to do, a running theme it shall be !
Feel free my friend, feel free :)
Submitted by Know_Your_Place (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent Story... Now viewers in the spirit of competition read my post to see my account of 'There's Something About Jenny'
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30251
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good god that picture was perfect.
Great posts i had plenty o' laughs
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have allready decided I liked this post, and I'm not even halfway through it. I hate her already. I'm just gonna comment on this as I go along.
Teenage angst, how I hate it...
Well, I got involved in reading, and forgot to comment a bunch. So I'm just going to say I know people like Jenny, and hate them.
Would've given you a higher rating, but I think the special Olympics kick ass. They ended up needing a soccer team to play against, and our soccer team ended up playing them. We showed 'em a good time.
P.S. Mind if use a "Damn you Jenny, stop posting this shit!!!" tag on my -2 reviews, with a link back to this post?
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF I'm not reading all of that!