My boss is an ass (540 hits)
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Submitted by Stacey <sschwenck.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-13 22:47:12 EDT
My boss is an ass.. Why?
1. He's a repressed homosexual. He says teachers should keep a "professional distance" from their students, yet he takes a different boy in the high school camping/hiking with him every year, with no other supervision. You see, homosexuality isn't allowed at our school because it is a Christian one. This pisses him off.
2. His wife is an Amazon. The woman is huge, fat, and ugly. She sells Mary Kay, but no amount of make-up is going to help UGLY. If I had to go home to that every night, I'd probably be an asshole too. Anyway, his mammoth wife and and ferret-like child are covers for his homosexuality.
3. If he admits he's a fag, then he'll get fired. So he has to live with that every day.
4. He has a horrible lisp. It drives me crazy because if I have to talk to him, I walk away soaking with spit.
5. He's an angry person with a vendetta against females because his wife is a beast and/or he had an opressive mother (see # 2 and 9). He called me into his office to give me a list of everything I've done wrong over the past 2 years. Hey, I don't always do things correctly, but that is ridiculous to do to anyone. He claims he selected kids from my classes to investigate me (although he had no reason to). And what the hell do they know anyway? The girls are attempting to pass notes, and the boys are trying to supress hard-ons because some girl bent over in her plaid skirt. So I shut him down in his office...see number 6.
6. He has no balls. I mean, some kids said something to me that could be considered sexual harassment, and he's said the same types of things to others. I'm amazed this kid is still allowed to be at the school considering that the admin gives detentions for gum-chewing. So I threw the whole harrassment suit at the devout Christian queer during our meeting (see # 5) because the kids who did it only received detentions for punishment. At any other school, they'd be expelled or at least suspended. I brought this to his attention. But he doesn't want to lose tuition money, so he just says, "Let's forget about this list." What an ass.
7. He just looks like an ass. Just looking at him makes me think, "Ass-licking son-of-a-bitch." He's a faggoty, dick-craving, repressed homosexual who likes to molest unsuspecting boys from behind on hiking trips (not posting a picture so as not to be found by someone at that school and sued by the hypocritical Christians who claim that suing is against God's Word.)
8. He expelled 2 students because one knocked the other one up. So instead of being a Christian at our Christian School (bunch of shit), as he says he is, he kicks them out and offers no help. I hate hypocrites.
10. He's afraid of women who are not subservient types. There are 5 women teachers leaving this year, including myself. He's not too bright. That doesn't look so good legally for him.
11. It's not that he's gay that bothers me...it's that he acts like he's not. I mean, these people think that there are recovery groups for gay people. Ludicrous. But I'm out of there in 5 weeks. I figured, while I'm at it, I'll copyright a few things I've written for my classes so Mr. Big Boss Man has to pay me to use them.
So here's to the biggest, queerest, most counter-productive, child-molesting, dickwhore I've ever met (hope this pic goes through!) Have a good night.
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:32:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Miss Hot Teacher, don't let IHAKF get to you. It's his form and function on Ubersite to ensure that NO posts reach the glorified status of a 2 with more than 10 reviews unless it passes his test.
Good thing for me, I know what his test is. He holds each post up to the light, and if he can see through it, he gives it a positive score.
Malone
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I'm not the only one who thought this sucked.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-14 05:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Know_Your_Place (user info) at 2004-04-14 05:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That Picture was disgusting.. It earned you the -2.. What were you thinking??
STOP POSTING JENNY!!!
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Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm so glad someone understands the whole public schools v. private thing. No, it's not Catholic--it's Baptist, which is just as bad in my book. You just don't stand up and sit down 500 times in one hour at my school. The only reason I'm there is because, well, I'm afraid of some of the public schools in the area. And there really is reason to be. But I give up a lot of sanity to deal with sanctimonious bullshit. You gotta give and take, I guess.
Submitted by 999 at 2004-04-13 23:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was it a catholic school? It sounds like it, what with the horny queer old men hitting on boys and all. I almost went to a catholic school, but my parents remembered everything they hated about their childhoods, so they sent me to public schools. Anyways, good rant. Private schools = bullshit.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Miss Hot Teacher, don't let IHAKF get to you. It's his form and function on Ubersite to ensure that NO posts reach the glorified status of a 2 with more than 10 reviews unless it passes his test.
Good thing for me, I know what his test is. He holds each post up to the light, and if he can see through it, he gives it a positive score.
Malone
Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And Caulaincourt, not to say that no one else has this problem!!! Everyone has some office bitch or asshole to deal with. I had to get it off my chest so I don't deck him in the face during the faculty meeting tomorrow.
Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:25:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Draconian King, thanks for the support! About the bum, uh, sure, why the hell not. Just don't tell my fiance while he's in the tittal area.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-13 23:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ferret-like" is a great adjective.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:13:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like Stacey's writing! So blah! Also teachers are hot! err...Can I lick your bum Stacey? MWA!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-13 23:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:55:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the text.
-1 for the picture.
Will you ever write something that doesn't suck?
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I write things that suck just for you, Fetish, because you obviously get no other sucking action from anyplace else. I just want you to know I care. Love ya!
Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:56:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was an allright piece of work. However, I will give you a better review on this or a future post if you can somehow get a picture of all three of his family together, or at least the ferret-like child. I MUST see what makes him so ferret-like. Is it his rodent-like ears? Chittering teeth? Smooth, furry tail? Tell me!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Caulaincourt, just for knowing that quote, I like you a little bit more.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the text.
-1 for the picture.
Will you ever write something that doesn't suck?
Submitted by daggotht (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't see the link between your collegue's sexual orientation and your professional work.
You got issues.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-13 22:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"a victim of the modern age she was, poor poor girl !!!"
Most bosses suck so deal with it.