PizzaPuff's Night Out (388 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.5 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Ryan Herbert <PizzaPuff4you.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-14 12:44:08 EDT
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The plan was to oil up and go out for a night of Gay Wrassling. Me and my college buddies make Gay Wrassling a weekly event, so that justifies it being in caps. So we were all ready to start wrassling, when this retarded guy walks in. We beat his ass, played with our pokers, and continued
Then I'm at my friend Darius's house and were wayching Trading Spaces and Lori, the hot designer was on so we were wankin to her. Then fuckin Jesus called and we had to go jumpstart his car and drive Hin to Taco Bell.
We went to Taco Bell, and Taco Bell being one of my all favorite places to eat because burritos reminf me of wangs. I decided I had to get something to eat which is good because we were already at Taco Bell because Jesus's car died. So I did. So we're eating our food and Mo has this idea that we're going to hang out all night do stuff. So Scott keeps elbowing me to get me to say something to MO. So being the good guy I am, I decide to cover for my friend. I make this complete lie about how we're going to my friend Matt's house for a party. Mo seems a little disappointed, but everything was cool when we left Taco Bell. Except for the fact that Godzilla was coming
We realized that Godzilla was heading for the senior center so we cut him off at my friends Kaivon's street. Luckily Kaivon was an ex- Cuban war monger and had a plethora of rocket launchers on him. After we finished Godzilla off, we all had the urge to Wrassle again. We did, and we spread Godzilla's endtrails all over us.
It was the best night ever.
User Reviews
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-14 13:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
still worthy of a -2.
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
one uping is the American way
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA!
I thought this was actually an attempt at a good post by the other dude.
Brutus McGee, you have one upped me with your trickery.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bam!
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God damn it
Disregard last review
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah but this was my cool night out . It's different that your guys'es nights out because cool things happen when i go out. So your just jealous.
Jerk
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-14 12:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, do us all a favor and shut the fuck up. You're not funny or clever, and your attempt at random is fucking pitiful.