Flame away! I am bored again (758 hits)
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Submitted by Vergedor (View user info) at 2004-04-14 14:17:54 EDT
I have nothing intelligent to contribute today. But I like the way some of you insult others. I would love an insult from Loki, SpikeGoddess and Sideburns.
Quatermain, stop jerking to Virgin Mary for Christ sake. Even I have that much respect for her.
Have a nice day.
Feel free to photoshop my ass too.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-03 15:41:13 EST (#)
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i saw you in the metro
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-17 20:11:33 EDT (#)
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You did miss me, how sweet.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-15 06:50:33 EDT (#)
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SpikeGoddess,
I was born in 1970 and that pic was taken in 2001. I look younger than my age. No hair loss, wrinkles or gray hair yet... just a belly that is increasing in size slowly but surely.
Damn it's hard to lose that belly fat working at a desk all the time, even when I exercise 6h and more a week. Those ads of 20 min. a day workout are just total bullshit. I would need 12h+ a week to lose weight.
Guess I need that testosterone level back to what it was 10 years ago. I could have eaten the groceries for the week in one night without gaining weight.
Now I fall asleep early, can't drink more than 3 beers in one night, my belly is growing and my penis is shrinking!
PMJ,
You are just jealous because your mom made me a sandwich just the way you like and gave me those frozen home cooked meals.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-15 04:48:19 EDT (#)
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Here's the insult you requested:
Hey! Gilbert Gotfried!
Submitted by SpikeGoddess (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:13:54 EDT (#)
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Alas, flaming is like orgasm----it won't happen on command. It must be elicited, provoked. I cannot flame you just because you'd like me to, but if you do something flame worthy I'll be there with a swift -2 and a sassy little insult.
You look younger than I imagined. You seemed to make yourself out to be considerably older. You're not bad looking, but you do look like a "before" picture from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Just get five gay men to fix you up and you'll have everybody swooning! (No doubt they approve of the unibrow shaving, so you're already on your way!)
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-14 21:55:18 EDT (#)
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What no insult from me, piss ant?
You already waste enough space just by living, don't waste any more here by posting.
Malone
Lucifer Industries LLC
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-14 16:56:37 EDT (#)
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Woah, potatomanjack- a scathing comeback to a scathing comeback. Which may have itself been a scathing comeback. Ow, my head.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-14 16:26:45 EDT (#)
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Ooooh... what a scathing comeback.
I shouldn't be surprised by the weakness in it, afterall, one should never expected much from those with horrendously mishapen skulls due to generations of inbreeding.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-14 16:21:15 EDT (#)
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In the words of Duke Nukem-
"Your face, your ass- what's the difference?"
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-14 16:13:03 EDT (#)
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"Feel free to photoshop my ass too."
The last thing I want to see is your ass, buddy.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-14 16:07:20 EDT (#)
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Your very plain.
Hope thats working for ya.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-14 15:11:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks everyone,
FYI, I don<t shave the unibrow, but I pluck one hair in the middle regularly. It's white and never stops growing to the point that it bothers my eye if I don't pluck it.
PotatoManJack, I don't live with my parents if that's what you implied. I live with your mother.
Bye
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:48:19 EDT (#)
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Do you shave to rid yourself of the Unibrow? I would say you do. Come on you can admit it... you do dont you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:39:47 EDT (#)
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hello there Private Pyle
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-14 14:35:44 EDT (#)
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I think you're cute in a weird sort of way.
Submitted by TaK (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:33:36 EDT (#)
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Loki, Spike, and Burns eh?
How about some TaK?
You sir, are a bucket full of piss-soaked urinal cakes, a sliver
of labiafodder, a healthy shitsplat/spermsplat, the toilet paper
that gets caught in the hairs of my asshole, or a pus-dripping
boil upon the shelves of fat hanging from my grandmothers inner thigh.
Take your pick.
Oh, and you have DSL's. Only women are supposed to have DSL's.
Put them away, you are scaring the children.
:)
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Envenom might cry... But -2 it is.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:30:15 EDT (#)
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you have a quaint serial killer look about you.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:23:13 EDT (#)
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You still live at home, don't you.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:21:57 EDT (#)
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I'm assuming that this picture was taken just as Earl was pulling that thick cock out of your ass?
Just a guess.
Get gang raped.
Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:21:21 EDT (#)
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You look like a Q-Tip I pulled out of my ear last night after standing in a club for 5 straight hours. What do you have mixed up in you anyway?
(you asked, right?)
Submitted by Al_Queda (user info) at 2004-04-14 14:19:29 EDT (#)
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Dude, you belong on this list
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29736