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Rating: -0.81 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nipper <sannies_ted.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-14 21:58:48 EDT


On this nice day me and 3 friends went for a drive. On this drive I see a hot chick wearing a neck brace. She has a nice ass so from a distance I give her the typical whoo hooo yell to express my interest in her fine ass. After doing this deed one of the guys in the back said "haha she can't turn around!". I have no idea why we all found this so amusing, but we burst out laughing so hard we had tears running down our eyes.
Fast forward 15 minutes, we were talking to another friend, turns out he knows who this girl is. So later on a few hours he calls me up and says she is there. So I talk to her for a while and such and she wants to meet me.

Just wondering if anyone her has banged a girl with a neckbrace on.

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Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-06-18 05:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Category: Humor





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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-06-18 05:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Get that goldfish ready. You're life is irrelevant.

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Submitted by opposable_thumb (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nope.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ick

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

somehow, theres a way to turn this post into a pre-teen after school special. i havent the heart to examine it any further. twat.

Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by cherrybeer (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahahaha... " the head was lousy". +2 for that, and only that.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let us know how it is.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Yes.


The head was lousy.

Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Christ this was so terrible I want to throw up.


Minus fucking 2



Submitted by schwenckie (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No, but makes for interesting mental pic

Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Mildly amusing.


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