Proposed Modification To UberMadness! Bracket (3526 hits)
Category: UberMadness!Rating: 1.44 on 65 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-14 22:43:45 EDT
I have a proposed modification for the UberMadness! bracket.
It's actually a four dimensional hypercube that cannot exist in either a single physical space or in a single moment in time. For simplicity's sake, this is just a two dimensional representation.
Also, instead of just a straight counting of votes, this system will require a supercomputer that must be built in the future and transported into the past back to the year 1955 at which point it must begin working on the genetic algorithms which will eventually spawn a race of androgenous clones who will determine the winner of the UberMadness! tournament using a series of matrix transformations and a couple of those twenty sided dice that can be used in Dungeons and Dragons.
Feedback is welcome.
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-07 10:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why a -2 ? Because i can he he he
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so... unbart.
Fucking hilarious though.
Submitted by FallenZer0 (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:35:11 EDT (#)
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the thingy on the cover of the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy! oh man plus2!!!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-08-01 23:17:49 EDT (#)
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I actually broke out laughing upon reading this.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2004-10-14 01:52:15 EDT (#)
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only if this proposed bracket could get me back competing
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2004-10-14 01:35:04 EDT (#)
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Brilliant!
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-09-10 22:08:37 EDT (#)
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Now that this post once again has modern relevance, it gets my highest honour: the uncounted +2!
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-04-25 21:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was uber-tastic.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2004-04-25 15:10:22 EDT (#)
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See a cube is one thing... but a HYPERCUBE! Now there's something you don't see every day, especially one of the four-dimensional variety.
There was a DeLorean for sale here in the Peg for $25000CDN a while back. Let's see...
$25000CDN = $19000US
19000 divided by 8000 = 2.375
Each registered user would have to cough up $2.40US to get our DeLorean. Plus a lot more to get the plutonium or Mr. Fusion and flux capacitor... I tell you, time travel is a tough business.
Submitted by tshia (user info) at 2004-04-24 03:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot the flux capacitor
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-22 15:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I propose that madness be canceled.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-21 02:31:16 EDT (#)
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Bart is the star of yet another post!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30880
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2004-04-20 20:09:36 EDT (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2004-04-20 15:49:28 EDT (#)
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lookie i drawed a piktur!
Submitted by Kristen (user info) at 2004-04-20 01:15:58 EDT (#)
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Will looks like cheese.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-04-19 18:50:47 EDT (#)
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oh, and you have to write it out for it to make sense.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2004-04-19 18:44:16 EDT (#)
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I think you should have used the following integral instead: Integral from 6 to 9 of e^x = f(u^n)
highschool humor, still stupid but still funny.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-19 09:44:10 EDT (#)
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What ChicagoGirl said...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2004-04-19 09:33:34 EDT (#)
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you forgot to incorporate the use of a flux capacitor.
THE FLUX CAPACITOR MAN!!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-04-19 09:11:26 EDT (#)
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Actually I +2 Bart because of his gigantic piece of manhood.
Submitted by dragonninja (user info) at 2004-04-18 07:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG Bart made another (shit) post! Lets all +2 it like the bitches we are!
Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-16 06:54:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2004-04-16 00:10:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-15 21:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's nice someone doesn't take this Ubermadness shit too seriously.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-15 21:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy. All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2004-04-15 21:14:52 EDT (#)
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I just vomited all over myself while trying to comprehend all this.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:52:38 EDT (#)
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It diverges.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:28:32 EDT (#)
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Then your existence would finally be validated, though sadly unchanged.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:51:41 EDT (#)
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What if I'm already a lesbian that likes space travel and drunk actors who play the bongo drums naked?
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:30:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you fold the edges together you'll find a cypher, a simple binary true/false that will help you solve the puzzle.
Once you solve the puzzle you'll turn into a lesbian that likes space travel and drunk actors who play the bongo drums naked.
Submitted by Deisangua (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:42:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:47:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats way too much math for me. I tried going into the math building here at the U of MN, and all the little Asians that live there thought I was Godzilla.
**Just out of interest - does this happene every year?**
This is the first year, so far. It was Razor's idea because having a job and a wife and a baby wasn't giving him the stress he needed. Plus we need some kind of sporting event to fixate on until football season comes around again.
Submitted by BloatedYak (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That integral definitely diverges.
+2 for trying.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to be smart. then i came here.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-15 10:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-15 09:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Ubermadness.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-15 08:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ditto JMG: "+2 for gratuitous WillZone usage."
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-15 08:25:28 EDT (#)
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Go for it
Just make my votes count.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-15 08:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Just out of interest - does this happene every year? And do you have to have a certain average rating to sign up for it? I've read the posts and they look great - I want in next time, regardless of the fact I'd have my head handed to me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-04-15 07:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks, dick. I just peed my pants.
This is exactly what the bracket looks like when I try and decipher it.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2004-04-15 06:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm glad that I'm not the only one that looked at Razors proposed bracket and said:
"WTF, I don't read chinese".
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-15 02:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My God. The way to find the UberMadness champion has been underneath our noses all along! The integral from zero to infinity of the square root of pi (or is that profit?) raised to e raised to x. I think we have a winner...
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart, have you been sniffing old newsprint or something?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-15 00:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:55:24 (#)
Ranking: 1
That bloody integral diverges.
Please tell me it diverges and I'm not just retarded.
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I don't remember enough to know for sure, but I think it converges. If you replace the infinity with b, then treat it as b->infinity, you end up with pi^(-2). But that may be completely wrong, and probably is. I'm pretty sure the derivitive of e^ax dx = (1/a)(e^ax) but I don't know how to treat it when it's in the exponent.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2004-04-15 00:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this hurts my eyes....
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2004-04-15 00:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit! Ubermadness has become self aware!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-15 00:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Looks like ChristPuncher got a hold of Bart's password.
Submitted by Know_Your_Place (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fantastic!!!
Submitted by ohlookasquirrel (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That bloody integral diverges.
Please tell me it diverges and I'm not just retarded.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:48:22 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dunno, this new bracket seems a bit too complicated, i gotta say no, i think the one we have now will be fine.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that neat little gun sex and death machine....
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So therefore we assign each axis a dimension...starting with the upper left as "y" as in "y do we care" then:
N = The number of civilizations in The Milky Way Galaxy whose electromagnetic emissions are detectable.
R* =The rate of formation of stars suitable for the development of intelligent life.
fp = The fraction of those stars with planetary systems.
ne = The number of planets, per solar system, with an environment suitable for life.
fl = The fraction of suitable planets on which life actually appears.
fi = The fraction of life bearing planets on which intelligent life emerges. For more information, please visit Dr. William Calvin's "The Drake Equation's fi"
fc = The fraction of civilizations that develop a technology that releases detectable signs of their existence into space.
L = The length of time such civilizations release detectable signals into space.
So that:
N = R* • fp • ne • fl • fi • fc • L
And BAM!!! We have our brackets!
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for gratuitous WillZone usage.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kinda funny.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-04-14 23:00:21 EDT (#)
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Ass rice?
And no "their" aren't silver. But "they're" are.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There's an arrow going right through my name there.
That means I won already. I like the change!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm -2ing this for a few reasons...
1) To be the first to do so.
2) You tricked me, fucker.
3) UberMadness gives me wood, and now I'm blueballed.
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny post too Bart
Submitted by Brutus_Magee (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:49:52 EDT (#)
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It's DeLorean ass rice and I have seen one
Thier silver
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:49:31 EDT (#)
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asshole :)
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:48:12 EDT (#)
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Reference material: http://www.ubersite.com/m/30270
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:47:56 EDT (#)
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All we need is a dalorian and a flux capicator....
My question is, has anybody ever seen a dalorian?
Submitted by Zeccs (user info) at 2004-04-14 22:45:32 EDT (#)
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That's one hell of a hypercube. I just hope it doesn't suck as much as that movie Cube2: hypercube.