Drunk people suck (2874 hits)
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Submitted by <brendan2.at.telus.net> (View user info) at 2004-04-15 01:17:36 EDT
Okay, I just have to post this to get it off my chest. I was at a beach party thing, which was actually pretty chilly?April in Vancouver is not that hot, even though we had somewhat of a hot streak that week?and we arrived around 5:00 in the afternoon. Whats the point of going to the beach at 5:00? It's so cold! Anyways, we put down a few towels, blankets and stuff, and decide to play a bit of volleyball. We just fucked around with the vball for a bit, and then some more people showed up. A girl lost her cellphone in the water, but whatever. I wasn't having that much fun, but there were no assholes there (yet), and I knew almost all of the people there.
At this point I'd like to state the fact that we had drinks already, but only a mickey of JD, some Bacardi, and a lot of Smirnoff ice thingers. At around 7:30 (I think) 2 other guys show up?for all intents and purposes we shall dub them Captain Denial, and the Polar Bear?bringing with them 2 big things of this stuff called polar ice, purchased by the older brother of Captain Denial (CD). CD is a generally nice guy, who unfortunately often thinks hes really hardcore. We were taking nice pictures and stuff, and CD decides to look tough by taking a swig of the Polar Ice in the pictures. Got me kind of mad. Anyways, around 8:30, the substance abuse commenced. The Smirnoffs, which were supposed to be bought from the host of the party, were passed around like a peace pipe. I, being the responsible young adult that I am, only ended up drinking maybe 2/3s of a Smirnoff (just sips from other people's), a few swigs of that DISGUSTING Polar Ice?tastes like paint thinner?which I vow to never touch again, and some stuff in a water bottle that I think was Bacardi. Within the span of 15 minutes, CD and Polar Bear (PB) had gotten totally shitfaced. Since they had got smashed so quickly, me and a few other people thought they were totally faking it. PB holds up his bottle of Polar Ice and yells ?POLAR ICE FOR THE POLAR BEAR! ROAAAR!?
They did the token stupid stuff, such as jumping in the icy cold water (and asking how the people at the party could let them do such a thing), faceplanting in the sand, and freaking out about how their mothers are gonna know since they're wet and sandy.
About 30 minutes later, everyone except a few responsible individuals are somewhat tipsy. I take some more pictures. PB is crying on a log, and I think he ends up passing out a few minutes later. CD is walking around?correction, stumbling around?the beach, trying to convince people he isn't drunk. ?Hey Brendan (me), all joked-ness (what the fuck?) aside, you believe me that I'm not drunk, right??
I humored CD for a while, even though he was completely smashed. This one girl who had never drank before in her life had about 4 sips of a Smirnoff Ice and was smashed. Her face was beet red, and she was just generally tipsy, not pass-out drunk. We decide to go find PB and revive him, but it took a while to locate him. At this time, I was generally pissed off, because I wasn't having very much fun babysitting these drunk people. One of the other drunkards is getting a little irate at the fact that one of the sober people is trying to grab his girlfriend. The sober kid had no excuse for doing this, besides the fact that he was trying to take advantage of the drunk chicks (Oh, how I wish he had said that). It took a little convincing, but I finally persuaded my drunk buddy not to beat the shit out of the sober kid. If I had known that the sober kid had eventually moved onto 2 other girls (one after another, including the girl who had never touched alcohol in her life), I would have gladly let him shit kick this douche bag.
9:30, I want to get out of here. I know I'm going to end up babysitting these people, bussing them home, and in general not having very much fun. PB passes out again. Apologies, but I don't remember a lot from this section of the night. CD keeps up with his denial routine, eventually settling down with a semi-sober friend and talking about some weird stuff that I'm not going into. PB wakes up later, and starts crying. We try to calm him down, because at this point hes sitting on a log by the walkway, just being a total heat bag. He claims he has totally ruined the party, even though we haven't payed much attention to him. He is a really funny kid at school, and I expected this to be reflected in his drunken-ness. I wouldn't classify him as a depressed drunk, just confused (hes really drunk), and extremely apologetic. Frankly, a girl started getting all depressed and started ranting to people about her life/love/school/whatever problems, which doesn't really let the person listening get on with their fun/drinking/getting action/whatever. This pissed me off 200x more, because at least PB wasn't giving anyone grief.
11:30, sober friend who almost got beat up claims to be drunk (before he was claiming to be allergic to alcohol, what in the fuck?) moves on to another girl. I initiate not caring mode. I finally decide its time to bust out of here, and I am delegated the task of bussing CD home. I can't believe he wants me to bus him to his door, because his bus stop is farther up than mine. To make a long story short, we end up getting CD and PB rides home. Apparently PB vomitted all over the ride, but whatever. At least he got some of that shit out of his system. So thats two drunkest of the drunk scratched off the list. I have a bunch of handy, sober helpers to get the others home. I basically just want to get home at this point, and play some video games, or sleep, or do something that isn't dealing with drunk people. We end up taking a really long route home because this one girl wants to ?walk it off?, totally ignoring the fact that people actually want to get home without walking for an hour and a half just to get to the bus stop. We fuck up and wait at the wrong bus stop for like 45 minutes, and 4 people end up just taking a cab. The 3 left, which includes me, end up getting home as well. Everything is fine, but I had a generally pissy night.
The moral of the story is, babysitting drunk people is not fun. I didn't even have to go into a whole bunch of shit the drunk people did to explain my point, but the list is long?PB ended up running onto the road and we had to end up running and grabbing him, I mean... some bad shit could've happened if we weren't watching him?and repetitive. Be responsible when you're drinking and don't dump the burden on someone else, especially me. Asshole.
User Reviews
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-07-01 19:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could have told you all of the above in one sentence. Everybody already knows this. AT every party there will be:
1. At least one heatscore individual.
2. One guy who takes advantage of everybody
3. A girl who can't handle her booze
It's routine.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why are you hanging out with Mexicans anyway?
Submitted by day_tripper (user info) at 2004-06-28 07:40:33 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's not our fault your friends suck.
Submitted by sosjtb1999 (user info) at 2004-06-27 22:12:08 EDT (#)
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Canadians, sobriety and bitching suck. What do you get when you put them all together? This sucky post.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-06-27 21:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-06-27 02:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST POST EVAR!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-05-20 10:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In regards to your adolescant comment on my "Home invasion" post: "You're fat and I hope you die."
I give you:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5357
and
http://www.ubersite.com/m/5623
Most importantly, I think it would do you a world of good to read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/6747
You should learn how to respect your elders, you little twit.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At roughly 100 words in I decided it would be more pleasureable to stick pencils into my eyes than to continue reading this post.
Submitted by wazzawazzayo (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People from Vancouver are gay.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2004-04-29 11:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sober people suck when i'm drunk
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:59:05 EDT (#)
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you should stop whining. instead of complaining, get drunk yourself. when people bring a shit load of alcohol, what do you expect is giong to happen? people are going to get drunk. if you don't want to drink, but don't want to babysit drunk people, you shouldn't have been at the party in the first place. if you're going to be around it, either drink yourself, or dont complain when the obvious happens and you have to "babysit" drunk people.
what are you, 10?
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-15 10:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh, what GodChicken said.
Drunk people don't suck, taking care of them does. This is why I don't throw parties at my house very often, and even when I do, it's only people I know have either the capacity to handle their alcohol or someone to drag them home.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-15 10:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy fuck, I didn't realize the pussies on this site. Jesus Christ, sac up and get hammered too. Let your drunk friends take care of their drunken selves. If they can't, get new friends because obviously your drinking with little girls.
Fucking pansy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-15 06:02:06 EDT (#)
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Either your pants are falling down or you have the world's longest torso on a human man.
Submitted by stevo (user info) at 2004-04-15 05:47:34 EDT (#)
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Nothing actually happened in this post, you just went to some shit party. It happens all the time.
-1 for having a fag friend who cries like a little girl when he's drunk.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2004-04-15 04:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This reads like some sort of Ritalin induced rant on a blog, vomited on my screen with a few skittles and pepsi tossed in for color.
Try again. Don't "talk" to us, make it a story.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2004-04-15 04:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
+2 for the story and being Canadian.
-1 for being a whining nonce.
-1 for having a beach that looks like a giant cat litter tray.
-1 for the picture of the ugly people.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2004-04-15 03:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Id punch any little drunk cunt in the face for wavin his drunken arms at me like that.. He looks like hes talking shit right there..
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2004-04-15 03:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I ask where this picture was taken and what kind of camera you used to take it?
Malone
Submitted by wags (user info) at 2004-04-15 02:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhhh to be 14 again.
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:29:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs some work, what with all the question marks, but for a fellow Vancouverite on is first post, here is a +2.
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Agreed. I got a little bored at the end so I just rushed it; I probably could have done better. Thanks for the +2 anyways. As for the question marks, read below:
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:19:45 (#)
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Apologize for the "?" action... copy/pasted it from OpenOffice, and those are supposed to be dashes. Some of them are quotations as well, I think. Figure it out.
Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post needs some work, what with all the question marks, but for a fellow Vancouverite on is first post, here is a +2.
Submitted by cshape (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
deliciousality
Submitted by cshape <cloud> at 2004-04-15 01:23:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a long ass post
-1 for the girl in red
+1 for POLAR ICE FOR THE POLAR BEAR
Submitted by repsik (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apologize for the "?" action... copy/pasted it from OpenOffice, and those are supposed to be dashes. Some of them are quotations as well, I think. Figure it out.