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GO GAY!!! It does a body good!!! (479 hits)

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Submitted by sence (View user info) at 2004-04-15 01:55:11 EDT


Why do straight men dislike gay men? The way I look at it straight men should encourage their buddies into suckin' some cock.It's pure numbers, for every gay couple out there 2 straight chicks are now being deprived of a man.Also, how many times have you heard a girl say "He is sooo cute but too bad hes gay" or "All the cute guys are gay". Therefore cute gay guys are leaving equally cute straight girls all over the place. I for one could use a surplus of super hot sex deprived girls to satisfy my every need. I am straight and love women especially lots of them!!!But if gettin' stabbed with the beef bayonet has been on your mind all I can say is GO FOR IT!!!!!!

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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm old enough to know that its an exit, not an entrance!!!

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh- by the way- you're welcome. har har...

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He does have a point.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:54:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoid, are you old enough to be on the big kid computer without your mommy or daddy? Maybe you sould just go back to your leap pad now honey...

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you know homosexuality is wrong? Faggots are sick, and are going to burn in hell

Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

LOL At Random Joe! What a character!

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-15 11:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You sound like you get stabbed by a beef bayonet frequently. I think all Fags should be shot in the head so they quit using up all the medical resources to treat their Aids infected asses.

The only cure for these Aids infected assholes is!

DEATH TO ALL THE FAGS OF THE WORLD!

Cure Aids NOW!


Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you.

Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-15 05:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2004-04-15 03:16:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It would allmost be true.. if there was a 1-1 female to male ratio in every city all around the world.. But sadly.. its completley wrong... Luckily for me, I live in a suburb called Coorparoo, in brisbane.. Which has the highest female population of the city .. hey, it also has the highest population of mental patients.. But Im not complaining..

Submitted by Faidel (user info) at 2004-04-15 03:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

True... true...

"... if getting stabbed with a beef bayonet has been on your mind" ... Gold!

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-15 02:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn it, he's right.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-15 01:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"But if gettin' stabbed with the beef bayonet has been on your mind"

That's the only reason you're gettin a 1. Beef Bayonet.... haha


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