Before you bite my neck, check the expiratory date... (659 hits)
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Submitted by Spynx <socialdropout17.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-15 04:28:08 EDT
WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING?
This is (technically) my first post. I shared this account with my ex roommate, who has since left two posts.
I can't say that I live a stable lifestyle. Many times I have found myself lying in bed staring straight ahead and wondering 'where the hell my ceiling is'. Then I roll over, and realise my ceiling must be located somewhere near my house. I never remember how I ended up like this. All I remember is running. They say that damaged people are the most dangerous people known. They know that they can survive. I doubt I have yet reached this stage yet, as I still need persuading to attempt to remove the toast from the toaster because of fear of being burned. And so I became SocialDropout, crude, outspoken, sarcastic, solitary, determined and sadistic. Well, that's what everyone said about me anyway. At some stage in my life I gave up trying to be the world and just stopped caring. I was at the shop a few days ago, and I heard this guy ask;
"Why, when I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone else decides to place chess?"
If this is so, then I'll play Ludo, and be all four colours myself... one thing I hate about people is that they always seem to play up their misery a lot. I often hear people complain how hard life is. Compared to fucking what? People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
I've always acted differently than other people. A guy (drunk) licked my neck in a bus when I was on my way home. Most girls would smack him out. But I had to say something stupid...
"Before you bite my neck, check the expiratory date."
I provoke anger, I was told later. Fuck it, I'm sorry. I'm sorry your world went black when I turned up, I'm sorry that they died, I didn't do it, but your blaming me anyway, I'm sorry that I brought you all down to my level. I'm sorry. I never meant to be me. If you want me to, I'll go find my place in the dirt... no fuck it... I'll diss them all and just keep on going.
I hear a lot of Ubers bitch about how good this site used to be before certain types of people joined up. Am I one of those people? Or do I just not have a category... either way; you'll have to adjust to my existence like everyone else. The only way I'm leaving this world is old fucking age. But that's just being positive. Being positive rarly does any good, but it pisses enough people off to make it worthwhile.
I doubt this post was what you were expecting, but no more than I doubt it will actually be successful....
.........SocialDropout - Spynx. And no, this wasnt meant to be funny....
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-15 11:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**And so I became SocialDropout, crude, outspoken, sarcastic, solitary, determined and sadistic. Well, that's what everyone said about me anyway. At some stage in my life I gave up trying to be the world and just stopped caring.**
Look at you, aren't you the unique snowflake. At least you didn't cap this staming pile with some Goth poetry.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-04-15 10:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you mean "expiration date."
This wasn't productive or engaging.
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2004-04-15 09:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
was it meant to make no sense? becuse you succeeded in that regard. You suck. Sure your post wasn't supposed to be funny, but it wasn't even entertaining or thought provoking. You talked about the beginning of a story that may be interesting but then you went on to how much of slore you are and let people lick you. If he went down on you on the bus would you have asked him to check if you were still fresh? Then you go on to bitch about ubersite. How about you stick to one topic? It's not that we hate all the new users just the stupid ones that have nothing to contribute.
Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-15 08:18:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Before you EAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY ASSCRACK......this is going nowhere.
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Submitted by NoiseWithinSilence at 2004-04-15 08:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great. You sound like an original kinda person like myself. Sarcasm is always the best way, and I get what your trying to say thats if your trying to say something. Anyway keep writing that was real good.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-15 07:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-15 07:19:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2004-04-15 05:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well...you are right...not what I expected.