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It’s OK to be Gay, Just Not Super Gay (2181 hits)

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Submitted by Envenom (View user info) at 2004-04-15 12:06:10 EDT


Working in a call center environment I have come to find that being a white heterosexual male puts me overwhelmingly in the minority. I work with 70% women, and probably about 20% gay men. While I am admittedly a little bit homophobic, I do my best to deal and adapt and can maintain a dialogue with the majority of these individuals. I don't have a problem with someone being gay, it's their right and their choice, I just don't want it all up in my face.

This brings me to James, or "sweet hips" as he is known by some. James is what you would call "Super Gay." He's always organizing luncheons, bolting to the lunchroom to curse out anyone eating food who did not participate. He has of course the inevitable lisp, to the tenth degree. What is it with that anyway? Is there some sort of direct correlation between being anally probed and speech impediments? If I were to get 50 colonoscopys in a year would I start talking like Richard Simmons? Anyway, James is so effeminate that every time a customer called and he said "this is James" they'd say "Hi Jayne." Then he'd have to spell his name out for them. "That's James, J-A-M-E-S!" I've had customers call me and state "I want to speak with a manager, I just got off the phone with the rudest woman I've ever come in contact with." Apparently he can't control his sassiness. I'd try to explain they were speaking with a man, but they'd refuse to believe. Eventually he had to change his name when answering the phone to avoid all the confusion. I'm sure he'd come to work in a dress if they'd let him, although he did come wearing a Moo Moo one time. I'm still waiting for him to start prancing around screaming "I'm a pony, I'm a pony."

One day James waddles into the breakroom wearing a sweater/robe that he had borrowed from a female worker. He proceeds to prance around like he's walking down a runway, then flips up the back of the robe, bends over and says "Girlfriend, I wish I could wear just this, look, easy access!" Please excuse me while I vomit. Am I wrong to think that this sort of behavior does not belong in a place of business, particularly in the lunchroom where I'm trying to eat? Is it unnatural to be annoyed by someone who thinks that everything is fabulous? He works at the same shit job I do, making the same shit pay. How can someone be so happy all the time when they're being probed? Doesn't that contradict the expression, "what's he got stuck up his ass?" Will this change the way the expression is used in daily conversation? "He sure is jolly, I wonder what he's got stuck up his ass?"




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Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:29:19 EDT (#)
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-2 cause i clicked the link why did i click the link

Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:28:47 EDT (#)
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NetProphet - Zoidberg is gay.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay, NOW I read through the comments. Here's a couple responses:



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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:15:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not okay to be gay anywhere, workplace or not.

Its immoral and wrong

go back in the closet you sick fucks

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As I posted in my last comment, I don't agree with the concept of homosexuality. I don't think it's wrong, I just think it's unhealthy. But I provided support for my argument, and I came to that conclusion on my own.

Zoidberg, you are an ignorant fuck parroting something fed to you by someone equally mislead. Try seeking validation for your claims from a source a little more credible than the Christian Bible.



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Submitted by Mike <Nottelling!@nottelling.com> at 2004-06-02 11:53:46 (#)
Ranking: -2

Being against gay people is like being racist. Its the civil rights all over agian. Now its the sexual rights and its tougher to deal with because everybody is a little wierd on sexual stuff. If this was anything else, Americans would of stopped this descrimination already.

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No, being racist is discriminating against someone solely on the basis that they have a certain skin color or culture. They have rights because they had no say over being that skin color. Being homosexual is a choice- and even if you don't fully comprehend the logic underlying that conclusion (see my last comment), you need to understand that it's still a choice to flaunt your sexuality in front of others while they're trying to work. Regardless of sexual orientation.



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Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:28:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

this post was a joke, simply because I thought that title was hilarious and wanted to use it. The actual events that transpired were true, but I honestly didn't intend to create a big debate about it. In light of Matt's post yesterday, I think this exhibited poor judgement on my part, but what's done is done.

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Oh, come on. I don't see how you could post something inflammatory on a topic this controversial and not expect to open a whole can of worms.

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2004-08-22 14:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I didn't take the time to read the 81 comments, so forgive me if this has been said.

You're not his girlfriend. It's okay to dropkick him in the stomach when he calls you that. Nobody will argue with that.

As for the lisp, many homosexuals feel more validated in their sense of identity when they act congruently to the culture that surrounds their sexual preferance. This, of course, is just plain silly. Straight men don't all have to walk around talking about how they just finished chopping lumber, wearing levi's jeans and smelling like a truck stop- so there's no reason all gays have to be clones either.

I realize it doesn't apply to all gays, so shut up if you were about to comment on that.

The way I see it (Spike is going to kill me for this), mental conditions are very real, but that doesn't make them MORE tangible than, say, being angry at someone. We develop disorders as a result of experiences. While I agree that it is a good thing to engage in therapy to work through whatever your issues are, I don't agree with medicating them to death. Humans made do without medication for bipolar and attention deficit and the laundry list of other BS we've come up with in recent times for CENTURIES. You don't hear stories about children from the 18th century not being able to focus on their schoolwork and acting out of turn, because their parents BEAT THEM when they didn't do their chores. Their teachers BEAT THEM when they didn't do their homework. And you know what? It worked.

Long story short, I don't see homosexuality as being genetic. Why wouldn't two identical twins both be gay, rather that just one (a frequent instance)- considering that identical twins have the same genetic makeup? You're not born with it, you develop it the same way someone with Dissociative Disorder develops it to cope with trauma. It's the same with bipolar, with chronic depression, with anything. A fear of relating to the opposite sex is the result of influences upon the child when they were developing their mind, and to be honest, I think it makes more sense to treat those disorders than to validate them by buying into them and "going along with it".

I'm not saying it's wrong for these people to be gay, I'm just saying it's mentally unhealthy- as much so as a schizophrenic dealing with the voices in his head by convincing himself that they are indeed real people.

Let the controversy begin.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2004-08-22 13:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That sounds very unprofessional but...

you should have let go and shared some happy vibes with him.

Submitted by beeg412 (user info) at 2004-07-02 16:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh Jesus who dug up this piece of shit post?

HAHA! I'm not "against" gay people, and I agree, that is like being racist. Like I said, I admit to being a little bit homophobic because yes, being around super flaming gay men oggling my ass makes me a little bit uncomfortable. Just as I'm sure some women get uncomfortable when they're being leered at by men. Does that mean they're gender biased?

In all honesty though, this post was a joke, simply because I thought that title was hilarious and wanted to use it. The actual events that transpired were true, but I honestly didn't intend to create a big debate about it. In light of Matt's post yesterday, I think this exhibited poor judgement on my part, but what's done is done.

I need to go rent The Nutty Professor now.

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2004-07-02 14:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"I'm still waiting for him to start prancing around screaming 'I'm a pony, I'm a pony.'"
Goddamn! This comment was worth a +2 all by itself.
And to Zoidberg - look, I said goddamn! God damn! GOD DAMN motherfucker ya' hear me? How dare you use that holy name as an alias for your pathetic self? You have defiled Futurama, prepare to die!

Submitted by Pittdude (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Leaving any feelings of Gay or Straight aside, this guy is very annoying whatever is sexual orientation is. Who would, in an office setting, mention anything about 'access' or anything else like that.

Forget all the stuff about Gay rights and all that, no one has the right to do this in a public place. Anyone else doing that that didn't hide behind the title of calling themselves "gay" would be repremanded or fired without hesitation.

Submitted by NOWorNEVER (user info) at 2004-07-02 11:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the problem with this guy isnt that he's gay, its that he's unprofessional. anyone acting in that way (straight, gay, man, woman) is acting wrong for that environment. i wish people could stop correlating bad behavior to a race/gender/sexual orientaion only when it helps to prove their biases. that is how stereotypes continue. i'm sure there are straight white people that behave inappropriately too, and no one attributes that to anything but their own individual stupidity.

Submitted by Mike <Nottelling!@nottelling.com> at 2004-06-02 11:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Being against gay people is like being racist. Its the civil rights all over agian. Now its the sexual rights and its tougher to deal with because everybody is a little wierd on sexual stuff. If this was anything else, Americans would of stopped this descrimination already.

Submitted by jess <www.sex fr> at 2004-05-21 16:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-06 17:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, actually I'm there because it's low stress (despite what may be indicated in some of my work related posts) I get paid well for the work I do, and affords me enough time to pursue my music career. Jackass.

Submitted by james at 2004-04-21 17:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Twat - if you don't like working with gays, why be there?

Is it cos you can't do any better than them?

If you can't beat them, join um....

Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2004-04-17 22:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I half expected a politically correct/incorrect rant about gay marriage.

Oh God, this was funny.

Sumpy - I would have guessed horns as well. It's where the "sweet hips" tend to hide out. Common knowledge. heh.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-17 18:11:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, seriously. Why do fags always have to make themselves well known? Can't they just shut the fuck up about being gay?

Submitted by Sumpy (user info) at 2004-04-17 11:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"are you in the horn section? "

Yeah, and I'm quite surprised you knew that.

Submitted by FireEagle (user info) at 2004-04-17 09:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another unworthy reading fag fucking bullshit. I`m sick of it!

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-17 08:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just remind yourself that he's probably an alcoholic, depressed loner when he's not at work.

Submitted by SausageKing (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha "I'm a pony, I'm a pony."

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Amen brother. Dirty fags

Submitted by UNconfused (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think gays are great...so great in fact that they should have their own island, away from heterosexual people. Then, we can declare war and see who wins. Death to all fags.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

are you in the horn section?

Submitted by Sumpy (user info) at 2004-04-16 16:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I give you a 2 because I have the misfoutune of being around not a super gay, but an uber gay person. Not to mention being in a marching band with like 12 gay people, 2 of which are in my section.

Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If it bothers you that much, you probably can take it up legally with the company you work for. If he is acting very sexual and it is making you uncomfortable, you have every right to complain. You know you'd be reported in a second if you walked around doing the same stuff, but a straight version of it.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So Zoidberg you have a problem with lipstick lesbians as well?

Submitted by SPE (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for "I'm a pony, I'm a pony"

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's not okay to be gay anywhere, workplace or not.

Its immoral and wrong


go back in the closet you sick fucks

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-16 13:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's not ok to be ANY of that in a workplace, it's just not needed/wanted from either male/females/gays/straights. You're there to work, not to flaunt your libido. I'd put a complaint in, simple solution to the problem.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-16 13:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, if I had meant to be tactful I would have chosen something a little more PC than "It's OK to be Gay, Just Not Super Gay" for a title.

Submitted by FilteringCraig (user info) at 2004-04-16 10:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I am not sure you used enough tact in making this opinion, but I agree. It is also acceptable to be heterosexual, but not TOO HETEROSEXUAL. I mean as much as I would like to, it isn't acceptable for me to walk around work talking about pumping chicks and how if I was wearing a different pair of pants it would make it even easier for me to "inject them with love juice." It isn't a point about gay vs. straight. It is a point of acceptable and unacceptable behavior in the workplace.

The real problem comes when you try and say something as the manager of this flamboyant worker. Anything you say will be misconstrued as hate speach because you probably just "hate fags" or something, when it is your job to make sure you provide a workable environment for all employees. I am willing to bet there are more than a few people who are offended by this guy.

Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow. Are flamboyant call center homosexuals the new trend? A guy that I work with likes to end his sentences with "Because I'm a DIVA, baby!".




Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Where is this happening at? I've found that urban fags tend to be a lot more "mainstream"; you can't get away with that shit in this city at most if not all jobs."

In the bible belt no less. Not a major city, but on big enough to have an NFL franchise.


Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And btw, not all gay men have anal sex. Not all lesbians use dildos. But most straight men enjoy a finger or two up their ass from time to time and will pull out their shlong at any drunken moment if there are indisposed lips.

Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:00:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sexual comments should not occur in the workplace, especially disgusting ones involving anal sex. As far as the lisping thing goes, well ... uh, I don't know any gay people with a lisp and I know a lot of gay people.

You should put in a complaint if you feel like he is acting inappropriately, but as far as flamers goes, there always there and sometimes it's just how people act to get by with their lifestyle.

Where is this happening at? I've found that urban fags tend to be a lot more "mainstream"; you can't get away with that shit in this city at most if not all jobs.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-16 08:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh yes, before I forget, +1 to Luther for mocking hell on my post. That's always funny.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-16 04:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dammit Hair you just queered the deal

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zoidberg, did you forget you were ghey? Oopsie.








Irregardless, that flamer needs to show some respect for the people around it. I have had a transgendered person work with me, aside from the height, broad hands and shoulders, s/he was just treated pretty much as normal and behaved that way.

The flamer needs a good hard non-anal punching.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:31:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think you're a hellbound sinner who needs to read his bible

Sodomite

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg, I think your Leap Pad is in your playpen...

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


+1 because I agree

But the last line alone is worth a +2

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You cant talk to a hetero like that faggot. This country used to be about laws before your kind started warping G_d's law

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Zoidberg, honey, your mommy called... she said that it's time for your afternoon nurse, nap, and then it's back to the Leap Pad for you!

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm still waiting for Sweet Hips' phone number...

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

***I'm still waiting for him to start prancing around screaming "I'm a pony, I'm a pony."***

***He works at the same shit job I do, making the same shit pay. How can someone be so happy all the time when they're being probed? Doesn't that contradict the expression, "what's he got stuck up his ass?" Will this change the way the expression is used in daily conversation? "He sure is jolly, I wonder what he's got stuck up his ass?"***


Those two things right there made me nearly pee my pants.

Id like to point out the fact that I nearly peed my pants and to direct everyones attention away from the wet spot on my crotch.

Submitted by Vindictive (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This brings me to James, or "sweet hips" as he is known by some.

I laughed and orange juice came through my noise.

sweet hips, too funny.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:12:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no Zoidberg, straight people who make out in public are just as dumb.
But don't you ever try to explain to gay people that foreplay in a restaurant is shitty because you'll be call homophobe -- like you probably think.

I know gay people. I have gay friends. They all agree that just because your gay doesn't mean you have to express your libido for the public eye. Doesn't mean you have to come into work and explain your collegue how big and tasty the cock of your last night lover was.

I'm not gonna argue on this...I'm gonna get labeled again.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Straight people make out in public too, so whats the difference?

The difference is, homosexuality is an abomination, and wrong.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah...and why do gays have to make out in public. I was at Subway once and a gay man started sucking the ear lobe of his buddy. And they started to passionatly french kissing while the clerk, seemingly annoyed, awaited their order.

Shit...and to say my last name is Laflamme.
Anglos usually just call me Flamer...that's a flamboyant gay is it ?

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because flamboyant gays make me wants to choke slam them.
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That is one of the best setences i have read this year.

Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I bet that if you wore a shirt that said "Straight pride," he would be offended and you would be fired, because it's offensive. But it's absolutley acceptable to wear a shirt that says gay pride, and has rainbows, and flowers, and bunnies and glitter and shit. Now, ain't that about a bitch?

-BongZilla

+2 because flamboyant gays make me wants to choke slam them.



Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And don't get me wrong, I still this this issue would be no different if James were Jayne. But guys like that give the rest of us a bad name.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well when dealing with bitches like that guy James, you must call out all neccesary forces!

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Just bitch slap him"


Ahhhh, bitch slapping. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Envenom, I have a solution for you. It's simple. Just bitch slap him. One time. He'll be so crushed that he'll scream at you with tears running down his face for about 2 minutes, and then, he'll probably quit. Problem solved.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're right. It doesn't belong at work. Slip some ex-lax into his cafe latte, that'll keep him busy for a while.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bottom line, it wasn't a woman. I have never seen a woman walk into the breakroom and do something like that. Would I have been appalled? Possibly, depending on who it was, but the fact of the matter is he is the only one who chooses to act like that.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

**TRUST me if the room was full of gay men, he would have needed a tampon for his ass...**

Once again, I am reminded not to surf Uber while eating.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

STUPID ENTER BUTTON!
to continue, isn't it just as unnacceptable for a gay man as it is for a woman? So what's the huge deal, really?

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Haha that's hilarious.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TRUST me if the room was full of gay men, he would have needed a tampon for his ass...

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Luther

I fully expected someone to make that argument, but I have to side with Quartermain. Things are the way they are, and we live in a society where majority rules. I'm sure males would be more toerant of a female acting in that manner, but reallybored's exactly right. If a girl came in and did that all the other females would tear her apart.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait, no it wasn't. just ignore me. I'm embarassed now.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sorry. that first reply there was to a different post... don't know how it ended up here....

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quartermain- the vast majority of homosexual men know better, too. But that wouldn't stop a man from being excited about a woman doing what this James did...


do you have his number, by the way?

haha

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not religious. So I'm going to continue in my ways... my oh my I wouldn't want to go to HELL.....

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

**What if some hot chick with a nice ass did the exact same thing in the middle of the break room with the same sweater and everything? I'll bet you'd be thinking "yeah baby!" instead of "eew."**

Thats just stupid. That like saying 'If everything was completely different, you'd react differently.' Besides, the vast majority of women know better than to behave like that in a professional setting.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Its not okay to be gay. Its not normal. All faggots are going to burn in hell

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And so what of it?

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Way to be objective there Fetus...I mean Fetish.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Speaking of gay...

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What if some hot chick with a nice ass did the exact same thing in the middle of the break room with the same sweater and everything? I'll bet you'd be thinking "yeah baby!" instead of "eew."
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And then some girl from his office who post something about Its ok to be a girl, but not a whore.

Submitted by Luther (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What if some hot chick with a nice ass did the exact same thing in the middle of the break room with the same sweater and everything? I'll bet you'd be thinking "yeah baby!" instead of "eew."

Submitted by Domochevsky (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

One of the managers at a place I used to work at was fired over some incidents like this. He was so homosexually inclined that his last name was actually Fairy. I'm serious, it really was.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find it funny that when a person talks about homosexuals in not a 100% positive light, people come out saying that that person is gay. Where the fuck is the logic behind that?

Good Post.

Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-15 13:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"For the amount of detail that you have obviously noticed about this guy I would tend to think that you are attracted to him?"

Kind of hard not to notice someone who's absolutely flaming. I almost clubbed him with the fire extinguisher.



Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

~Doesn't that contradict the expression, "what's he got stuck up his ass?" Will this change the way the expression is used in daily conversation? "He sure is jolly, I wonder what he's got stuck up his ass?"~

haha +2 just for that

Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:33:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

For the amount of detail that you have obviously noticed about this guy I would tend to think that you are attracted to him?

Plus the comment you made about wondering what he had stuck up his ass?

Sounds to me like you are wanting to be what's stuck up his ass.

????


Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ASk him out already!!!!

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

it is not unnatural to feel this way. just for kicks, next time you see him, clothesline his ass over a cubicle. and not for being gay, but for being annoying.



just joking,.. do it becuase hes gay.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahahaha.. I'm a pony, I'm a pony....




Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Complain about sexual harassment. Say his actions make you feel uncomfortable and dirty.

You dirty little boy!


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