I'm never going to leave the house ever again (879 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 0.54 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by sean fogy <fogarty.at.heronet.ne.jp> (View user info) at 2004-04-15 12:48:24 EDT
I dont give a shit if my house is on fire.
I dont care if the cops show up to arrest me for not going to work.
I dont care if the world was going to end tomorrow.
My life is now complete. I met the coolest motherfucker on the planet today, and he is my very best good friend.
Thats right. A guy in a chicken suit. How do I know he's my friend? Because he will do pretty much anything for me besides kill himself, and I'm glad, because if he ever died I just dont know what I would do. Because of that, I am going to spend the rest of my life chillin with my friend Chicken. Thank you bart for introducing me to the coolest chicken ever.
I LOVE YOU CHICKEN!
(true story)
http://www.subserviantchicken.com/
User Reviews
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2004-04-15 15:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I heard about this guy on the radio this morning on my way to work.
I think it is funny as hell
-Turtle
Submitted by Dazd1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 14:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You need professional help NOW!
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ahhh - WTF?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He waved his finger at me for telling him to hump the tv. It was scary....
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahahahahaha
"Show me your chicken nuggets"
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Burn your sofa". Nothing.
"Break your left leg". Nothing.
"Shut up". Nothing.
Mr Chicken's an idiot.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So So So Awesome.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-04-15 13:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont care if the cops show up to arrest me for not going to work.
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damn, when i skip work they don't even check up on me... where the fuck do you work???
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was it? I dont really give a shit. I just wanted to profess my love for Chicken.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This was already posted. FYI
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:53:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course we have the same friend! Chicken loves everybody.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CHICKEN!!!!!
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2004-04-15 12:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/29885
we have same friend!