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My Cats Breath (708 hits)

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Rating: -1.81 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rixes (View user info) at 2004-04-15 15:47:36 EDT


Smells like cat food.

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Submitted by kakhuis (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucknut

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NO?

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

MOTHERFUCKER,

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DUMB

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 05:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ONE

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 04:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

IS

Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2004-05-23 04:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

RIXES

Submitted by Rixes (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it was beautiful wasnt it? i guess the hours upon hours i wasted scouring this joke of a site was wasted once someone found out i plagarized an alredy plagarized line. -2 myself

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2004-04-15 21:14:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


My poop smells like peaches and cream....


Which in turn, smells like poop.

Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

on the flip side mine smells like pussy

Submitted by BonesForBucks (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Damnit, Jenny, stop posting this shit!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30244

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

pretty sad indeed

Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That was beautiful John. it begs the question.

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Herpes obviously doesn't have a cat. If he did, he'd know it's impossible to put your dick in it's mouth without excruciating pain.

















What?

Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

how did you find this website?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-15 17:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think you're wrong. I'll bet it smells like your dick.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My shit smells like pizza today, and I didn't eat pizza.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's a double turnabout, because that line is said by Ralph Wiggum.

I believe it's the episode where Ralph likes Lisa, am I right?

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-15 16:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Taken directly from:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/30404
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Submitted by: kevboyh
Title of post: "How old R U?"

Rated by: potatomanjack
Ranking: 0
Comment: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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Pretty sad.


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