dear oprah, go fuck yourself (666 hits)
Category: NewsRating: -0.71 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by gopgangsta (View user info) at 2004-04-15 18:24:46 EDT
if oprah was white her name would be jenny and shed be answering phones for a living at some shitty hotel in the suburbs. yeah i said it the only reason that fat bitch is famous is becuase shes black. she has no talent, she gets people who have problems on her show, exploits them for ratings, cries with them and gives them geroge forman grills. shit id suck off a burn victim for the money shes bringing in. i mean honestly, she gets payed for hangimng around with pathetic people. i do that every friday fucking night. the only reqasob people, if you can consider oprah fans people, watch that bullshit show is to make themselves feel better about themselves. i swear to god if i ever get a terminal illness im going to request to the make a wish foundation to be put on her show, and then stab her right threw her greedy, beef hating, chubby little throat, then kick that faggot dr. phil in the scrotum. i hate you oprah, i hate you with my heart of hearts.
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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-16 03:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well then, you are too nice.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2004-04-16 03:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"I hope Oprah rapes you."
Tis a fate I would not wish upon my worst enemy.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2004-04-16 03:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope Oprah rapes you.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lovely. Sheer genius, this indepth analysis of a media icon is beyond mere.. oh fuck it this sucks
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2004-04-15 20:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought you had forgotten about this site.
Well, just hurry up and die. Thank you.
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no don youre mistaken. thats what YOU were supposed to be doing today.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
utter crap. Thank you for coming, now commit suicide.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY SHIT................WAIT A SECOND?..........let me get this straight?...........OPRAH WINFREY IS ............BLACK???????
On a sidenote, let me be the first to nominate OpraH Winfrey for President..............of Somalia
Submitted by CASSANOVA (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i give this a +2 because opra came to my reunion went on an eating rampage after one of her post diet binges and took out 2/3 of cassano line. then she finished off all the fucking potato salad. that bitch.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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I agree
Submitted by patrickduffy (user info) at 2004-04-15 19:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is gold its like god himself wrote it oh and nerfherder u suck balls and i hope u get cancer
Submitted by Gent (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Terrible.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is about as funny as Chris Rock. I hate Chris Rock.
http://www.zen33652.zen.co.uk/rock.htm
Wanker.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mad = Angry
Made = In with the mob
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow nerf herder that one stung, o wait no it didnt, you just made cause i rule and you r just a little oprah watching pussy
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd like to see Oprah write something about you.
Oh wait, you don't matter.
Submitted by reaganslovechild (user info) at 2004-04-15 18:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oprah sucks, i rule bottom line