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Find the Finger (662 hits)

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Rating: -0.83 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by cat_head (View user info) at 2004-04-16 09:41:50 EDT


This is an emergency. Does anyone know of a post that features that ASCII "fuck you" finger?

If anyone successfully helps me I'll reveal an embarrassing fact about myself.

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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-16 10:11:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

um, you should never..ever...ever tell anyone about that.
too late.

Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-16 10:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It is quite normal, don't worry.

Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2004-04-16 10:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Er, thanks.

OK, here's your reward:

When I was about 10, my mum worked in an old people's home and she would take my brother and me with her and leave us to play. I wandered into the room of an old dear and she told me to give her my hand. I did so and she put it down her pants and guided my finger up her "special place". She told me to wiggle it as hard as I could, so I did. She asked me to insert another finger, and another, and another. Eventually, my whole hand slid up there quite easily and she told me to pump it backwards and forwards. Finally she told me to remove it, and then she got an old man to come and lick it all off.

Now that I am an adult, I get really turned on by disgusting old women. Weird huh?

Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

..................my dog's stinkhole.................

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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2004-04-16 09:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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