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AHHH! A week without Loki... (745 hits)

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Rating: -1.23 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vergedor (View user info) at 2004-04-16 11:02:41 EDT


Is she too busy formatting spreadsheet? Is she on vacation?

Is she binging on THC pizza?

I feel like I lost access to her personal diary and cannot fulfill my voyeur perversion anymore.

On the other hand, I am glad to have a little rest from her stupid rants about anything that pisses her off during the week.

Come back Loki.

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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2004-04-16 23:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm back bitches. Sorry I forgot to file an itinerary with all of uber.

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I would hug you, but I'm afraid whatever it is that makes you such a social misfit would rub off on me.

That and I'd never get the smell out of my shirt. I'd have to burn it.

Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Quatermain...

You are suppose to turn the other cheek or hug me otherwise, beware of God's wrath. Stupid Bible tumping bitch.

ReallyBored...

OkOk, you have fucked hotter girls, are more athletic, better looking and better future. In fact you reek such greatness that you should not be a mere mortal living among us. You deserve a seat at Olympus, maybe then you would not be so bored.

I don't care about the ratings... I don't want to be the most viewed author because I am not an author. I would give myself negative ratings. All I care about from Uber are creative insults directed at me, reading funny anecdotes, inspiring fiction and controversial debates. I don't need uber approval to appreciate myself and self-validation.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ReallyBored, that was not your day too with that Babel Fish stupid thing. I admit without hesitation that I have absolutely no talent at all for writing fiction or relate anecdotes in a pleasant way. I am only good at criticizing and arguing. You are... forget it. Already given too much attention.
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HAHA!

Ver - You suck at posting on Ubersite. Just face it you do. You have a negative rating for a reason, you fucking suck massive balls. Its not my fault. Dont blame it on me. My shit has a positive rating because i dont suck. Im not the greatest, but its pretty fair to say im better than you.

I also probably am better looking, have fucked hotter girls, am more athetlic, and have a generally better future then you do. Im so life has screwed you over and made you the pathetic shell of the person you are today. Maybe you can work at it and pray and someday youll be better, but you wont.

Im better than you.

Deal with it.

(BTW Salamanders own!)

Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

**I am only good at criticizing and arguing.**

No you're not.

I wish I was in Mexico. Sit on the beach, have a drink, watch the girls, do some reading. That'd be good.

Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2004-04-16 13:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

actually loki is on vacation. in mexico, in the yucatan.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-04-16 12:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

On s'en calisse de Loki. C'est un laidron.

Submitted by KoolMang (user info) at 2004-04-16 12:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A week without loki is a week well spent.

Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is not a hate post. This is just a little bit of sarcasm. I respect Loki's intellect and opinions. I just like to tease her and all of you.

ReallyBored, that was not your day too with that Babel Fish stupid thing. I admit without hesitation that I have absolutely no talent at all for writing fiction or relate anecdotes in a pleasant way. I am only good at criticizing and arguing. You are... forget it. Already given too much attention.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tis classic hit whoring and I was thinking that as I typed the respones. ho hum.

hey loren, how's tricks?

Submitted by whataefag (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

WTF?!? I'm not reading all that.

I agree, where's Loki? How can we rational-minded liberals fight the onslaught of ignorant, bigoted conservatives like you.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apollo, what the fuck is up?

This post is classic hit whoring.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

wanker


although i was thinking, where is loki this week?

Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is meant to be a...hate post? Either flame, or keep it to yourself. Don't sit on the fence.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you

Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Loki is one of the only people that make reading posts like yours bearable.

Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I miss Loki... But, this post sucked.

Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:07:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Someday you will write up a good post.

Today's just isn't that day.

Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2004-04-16 11:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhhhhh. Tax day was yesterday. She's a CPA. Think there's a connection?


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