Being mad, The new hype of tomorrow (406 hits)
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Submitted by Wingfoot (View user info) at 2004-04-16 12:08:56 EDT
I think I'm going nuts.
Maybe I should have found out earlier when I began to have vivid conversations with my two best friends.
That doesn't sound so bad does it. It does when I tell you they are imaginary. With quite eleborate personalities for imaginary people. But talking to fake people isn't that weird anymore, at least they're not telling to destroy things or hurt people or shit like that.
Maybe the fact that I'm in the middle of exams, with all my exams being so inproportionally easy (My geophysics teacher even told us we didn't have to learn for the exam, and with History of the Earth we got to keep our notes with us in which all the answers were) that I have had nothing for the past two weeks. After about 3 days of almost non-stop computering and playing all the games I had I got so bored I even read all of Jonukah's posts,twice even the ones with negative ratings. That is about the extent of my boredom for the past two weeks
That can't be good for anybody's sanity.
I've decided not to fight it any longer. Why go mad with keeping yourself sane. Being mad is the way to go in this fast-paced world of today. Even now I'm having quite the interesting conversation with a puffy pink cloud and a sperm whale wearing a blue tutu about the more interesting points of using burnt-out carwrecks in landscape gardening. Although I'm a bit confused about how a sperm whale can be in my room as it is about 9 square meter, on the third floor. Boy, they do build houses solid these days.
I get distracted by a flying bull holding up a red cloth in front of a charging man. Ah well, must be the local folkloric sport. I'm a little more worried about the large platypus that decided to use my window as a last resting place. Maybe being shot at it from a cannon didn't really help. But that not my problem anymore. I am mad now
After having bumped my head into the wall I couple of times I regain my common sense. Being mad is just sóóó five minutes ago. I scrape the dead platypus from my window, sell the sperm whale to a butcher à 50 cts per kilo, eliminate the puff of cloud with my vacuum cleaner and notice that the flying bull finally got scared of all my yelling at it and finally ran away. All I need to do is to remove those burnt-out carwrecks from my backyard. How did they ever get there.
All I got left to worry about are my invisible friends. But they said they paid the rent and I have no right to evict them. Ah well, guess I'll just have to learn to live with them.
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