Dinner Guest's (703 hits)
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Submitted by <slapshotz69.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-04-16 14:38:20 EDT
I just finished reviewing yet another "Who is the coolest" list and it made quite a stir amongst my friends as we sat around the shop talking about who was left off the list and who should've been included. So I posed the question........."What six people would you love to have over for dinner and why?....WOW.........The ranges that everyone went to trying to justify whom they had invited were nothing short of obtuse and passionate.....that being said.........here is my ultimate "Dinner Guest" list.
POTLUCK of course
1. Leonardo Da Vinci......................For his Green Bean Cassarole
2. Gilda Radner...........................For her Cranberry Crumble
3. Carl Sagan.............................For his delicious Spinach Salad
4. Evel Knievel...........................For the beer
5. Colin Powell...........................For his Dr. Pepper baked ham
6. Wayne Gretzky..........................For his Canadian Flavored Ice
The dinner went excellent. Evel and Carl, after numerous beers, ended up trying to jump across my pool on a big wheel. It was pretty funny seeing the two of them continually drag their wet as a dog selves out of my pool. Carl had a bigger "comb-over" than Evel. Gilda dissapeared with Colin to a back bathroom and came back with two HUGE hickies, giggling the whole time. Then Colin started to sing some Marvin Gaye, with the tone of a cat being stuck with a pitchfork. Leonardo was totally amazed by the TV remote control, played with it the entire night. Actually I think he stole it from me. Wayne spent the night flicking ice from his glass across the table at everyone and took numerous cell phone calls from his wife. Wayne's pussywhipped. I, of course, was stuck cleaning up after the whole affair. Fucking Da Vinci...thieving bastard......Sport Centers on and I can't change the channel from here..Now who's in the pool..........(seeing a pair of cotton panties and some eye glasses by the glass door).....DaMMIT Should have invited some bunnies over
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Submitted by John_Fonda_Kerry (user info) at 2004-10-18 00:31:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:37:47 EDT (#)
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he he he ..........Looks like I hit a g minor chord....fun, fun, fun.....as for the question......individual preference I would guess.its YOUR ass after all..........FYI...I'm pretty sure hookers are cheaper now......vacuum cleaners are so....passe' and hard to manipulate I would imagine.
I really am glad that I could point you in ....well........some direction.....I mean sitting around waiting to jump on a post with the swiftness of a starving somalian at a Golden Corral...........is sadness......utter sadness.(head bowed).......ENJOY your new found freedom. You'll see you're going to smile more...............laugh easier........and spead a glow with the infectious ease of an Ebola Burrito to everyone you come into contact with. You'll smile bigger than the Enzyte Man.
another life saved........(marks the chalk board)
Submitted by Jays567 (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:12:39 EDT (#)
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+1 for "Dr. Pepper baked ham" it sounds disturbingly good.
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:08:26 EDT (#)
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And RB......you really should rethink some, if not most things about your life and drop the "ED" from your name and ad "ING"
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because of this statement im going to completely change my life and just be like you.
Question: Should i lube my cock before inserting it into the vaccum cleaner, or lube the cleaner itself? Thanks for the help.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:47:34 EDT (#)
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And RB......you really should rethink some, if not most things about your life and drop the "ED" from your name and ad "ING"
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:42:13 EDT (#)
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More than you'll ever know dear!
Submitted by reallybored (user info) at 2004-04-16 14:39:58 EDT (#)
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You are seriously one strange motherfucker.