Flush the goddamned toilet! (876 hits)
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Submitted by OrneryBastard (View user info) at 2004-04-16 15:15:08 EDT
Seriously, folks, I know you're proud of your poopies, and I'm sure mommy and daddy are too, but I don't particularly care to study the remnants of your high-fibre diet when I'm trying to take a piss.
I'm not a prude when it comes to these things. I know some people who'd sooner shit their pants than touch arse-cheek to toilet seat outside of their own homes. And while I, too, would much rather relieve myself in the comfort of my own washroom where I can also get in some quality reading time, I'm not above taking nasty, reeking shits in public. Sometimes it just can't be avoided. But for Christ's sake, how hard is it to flush afterward?
Maybe at times I'm too sensitive to other's needs and have a tendency to put them before my own, but when the smell of my own feces is causing me to dry-heave, I start to worry about the effect it may have on others, and then I act accordingly.
I'm not exactly sure what the rationale is here. As with many other guy things, it could be a competition, a way of saying, "Hey, asshole, let's see how many times YOU can go around the bowl." It could be a case of mass absent-mindedness, although I find it hard to believe anyone isn't aware of his actions after just wiping his ass. I might even be forced to believe it was a bona fide case of germ phobia if I didn't see so many people leave the washroom without washing their hands - an epidemic unto itself. Really, I don't give a fuck what the reason is. Flush the goddamned toilet, you fucking swine.
Ladies, I don't know if you can empathize here. My experience with women's washrooms is limited, so I defer to your knowledge in this arena. I suspect, however, that more women have the courtesy to flush after stinking the place up. I'm interested to know if I'm wrong on this one, though.
Addendum: upon reflection, the nastiest public washroom I've ever been in belonged to the fairer sex. Another story for another day.
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Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2004-10-22 17:31:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-16 01:23:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by heightzguy (user info) at 2004-10-02 01:03:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-17 09:04:27 (#)
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This post made me laugh and feel uncomfortable, and ended up giving me a semi-boner, at an INTERNET CAFE.
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BWAHAHAHAHA .... best reply of the night. In a sick disgusting kinda way.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2004-10-02 00:35:45 EDT (#)
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One time I went into a porta-shitter to take a piss and the shit was literally piled about 2 inches from the toilet opening.
I only put my hand in it for a couple minutes though.
Submitted by cigar (user info) at 2004-10-02 00:21:30 EDT (#)
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you should be upset that your a fucking idiot.
Submitted by MarkTwang (user info) at 2004-09-18 00:22:40 EDT (#)
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fuck reading it probably retarded
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-05-11 19:16:55 EDT (#)
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Why so many shit stories?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2004-05-11 19:08:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2004-04-19 13:25:42 EDT (#)
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It is pretty nasty to see a log in the toilet. If you're a germophobe, use some toilet paper or your sleeve.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2004-04-19 13:14:07 EDT (#)
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You don't know how fun it is to watch someone go into the bathrom afterwards.
When you use a public toilet it funny as hell watching someone go in after you do your business and leave it for someone else to deal with.
My favorite thing to do is take a HUGE crap and after I wipe my ass I stick the paper to the walls.
The looks on peoples faces are priceless when they come out of the bathroom.
Submitted by Magicaddict (user info) at 2004-04-17 09:45:21 EDT (#)
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There's someone who doesn't flush the toilet in my flat ant Uni - she thinks we don't know who she is...
Submitted by JBOMB (user info) at 2004-04-17 09:04:27 EDT (#)
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This post made me laugh and feel uncomfortable, and ended up giving me a semi-boner, at an INTERNET CAFE.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2004-04-17 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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WOMEN ARE PIGS IN PUBLIC BATHROOMS TOO!
GOD DAMN...flush the fuckin toilet...it only takes
an elbow!
Submitted by woplover (user info) at 2004-04-16 16:55:45 EDT (#)
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Women's bathrooms are filthy. The one where I work has roaches in it. And most of the time there's piss on the seats AND no one has flushed to toilet.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2004-04-16 16:53:42 EDT (#)
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So you've never done a shit that you've been proud of? You poor, poor man.
Submitted by raven_160 (user info) at 2004-04-16 16:03:35 EDT (#)
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Girls don't poop...or fart.
Submitted by KoolWang (user info) at 2004-04-16 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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What's with all the toilet posts?