Enzyte Commercials are Making Me Want To Get Natural Male Enhancement (and I'm a girl) (1194 hits)
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Submitted by Amy Rose (View user info) at 2004-04-16 17:35:52 EDT
I'm sure by now, we've all seen the commercials for enzyte, advertizing natural male enhancement...if an unattractive guy can intimidate all his friends/coworkers/passerby by having a very scary smile and a big dick, I'm definitely changing sexes.
Every enzite commercial can be summed up by the following...
Smilin' Bob is at his office party. He's serving a penis-shaped food undoubtedly, as his depressed friends look on, wishing their manhood was as big as the refreshments. Oblivious Bob keeps smiling, and then his pants and boxers fall off, showing his huge cock. A chinese girl looks pleased from behind a curtain for about a minute, then Bob goes home to his wife who looks like the mom from That 70's Show, and she and he get it on (not shown).
I'm so taking advantage of that free 30-day sample box. If all it takes for me to constantly get play is having a big dick, sign me up for a sex-change operation.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-08-20 01:49:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2004-04-27 11:10:49 EDT (#)
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+2 because you made a comment on one of my posts on how you want me to lick you.
Oh, how sweet it is to be loved by you.
Submitted by vaya (user info) at 2004-04-23 13:12:15 EDT (#)
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My brother told me he thinks enzyte commercials are the coming of satan. I thought it was funny.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2004-04-19 19:32:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2004-04-19 19:23:42 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2004-04-16 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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This is okay, +2 to make up for the child. Otherwise would have been a 0
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2004-04-16 19:08:46 EDT (#)
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That first paragraph gave me a hearty chuckle
I had a buddy who took 6 viagra in high school.
Just thought you should know...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:16:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:07:08 EDT (#)
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dude(IHAKF) ... you're friggin immature and gay. You're an official Rump Ranger.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:40 EDT (#)
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Ban this bitch.....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:38 EDT (#)
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Ban this bitch....
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:34 EDT (#)
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Ban this bitch...
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:31 EDT (#)
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Ban this bitch..
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:25 EDT (#)
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Ban this bitch.
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 18:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:59:58 EDT (#)
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Here's another just to balance out the fact that IHAKF is a jackass.
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:56:23 EDT (#)
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I just though of something...I knew a girl online who went by the fake name of Amy Rose Spiegal...are you her? I forget her screen name but have you talked to anyone on AIM with the names, Draconianking01, YoureAGirlPants or TabrisKaoruNagis?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:55:57 EDT (#)
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Is an ass pirate.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:55:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:55:23 EDT (#)
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IHAKF you're a cocksucker
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:54:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:53:47 EDT (#)
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Bart is a dick.
Submitted by MadScientist (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:48:28 EDT (#)
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The commercials make you think that you can double the size of your member, and social life with one easy phone call. So, I checked out the Enzyte website, and basically, it's like all other "penis enlargement" drugs. It's not regulated by the FDA, and they make no promises that it works. They're simply pushing it like it's some kind of medicine.
They've been selling that bullshit in the back of Playboy and Hustler for years.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:47:10 EDT (#)
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haha.... i laughed because i'm the Enzyte guy. I have a big cock.... jump on it
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:43:43 EDT (#)
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I just realized why I like it, is your husband SPIKE?
Submitted by DraconianKing (user info) at 2004-04-16 17:43:10 EDT (#)
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Awesome, I also like your last name so an extra +1000